Suddenly that whole end-of-the-world thing doesn't sound so bad.

Brilliant cinematic auteur Tyler Perry has unleashed the first trailer for his upcoming Lifetime movie of the week "Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor," which stars Kim Kardashian in a tight purple dress and also some other actors, apparently.

"We have a billion dollars walking in and out of these offices looking for love," begins the "Keeping up with the Kardashians" star in a riveting opening voiceover. And, later: "The largest social media inventor since Zuckerberg?"

In any case, I'm pretty sure the movie has something do do with cheating, and how that's bad and also ironic if you're a marriage counselor. Also, the main actress is the little girl from "Eve's Bayou."

My grade for the trailer: A+. After watching it below, be sure and rate it for yourself at top left.

"Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor" hits theaters on March 29.

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.