Ever wonder what a "nudist friendly kitchen" looks like? Let TLC's "Buying Naked" show you.

In this HitFix exclusive clip from the skin-centric reality series, we learn from perky realtor Chandler that crotches and food preparation areas don't mix (okay, that one kinda goes without saying) and that bidets are a must-have item in the nudist community. Also, watch in awe and bewilderment as he measures the inseam of an overweight naked man, just for funsies.

"Buying Naked" airs Saturday at 10 PM on TLC.