Coldplay is here to give you feelings.

If Chris Martin's voice doesn't make you tingle all over when he hits those high notes, I'm here to tell you that you are not a human being. Seriously, get checked out by a doctor, because you're made of synthetic skin and wires and circuit boards and it's about time your Earth family leveled with you.

Look, I feel as guilty about liking Coldplay as the next person, but damn Chris Martin, you complete me. Check out the band's performances of "Magic" and "Sky Full of Stars" (both from their upcoming album "Ghost Stories") on last night's Andrew Garfield-hosted "SNL" above and below. Once you're finished swooning, check out his mouth-smooch with the "Spider-Man" star here, just for funsies.

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.