Arctic Monkeys frontman Alex Turner is embarking on a trippy night journey, and he's invited all of us to come along.

The early-morning booty call has never seemed so nightmarish as it does in the clip for the band's new single "Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High?", which sees a drunken Turner becoming so desperate for "relations" with a girl named Stephanie that he actually begins having hallucinations in a pool hall and later on the street - including several that involve Stephanie fornicating with pizza-shop employees and cab drivers. Time for therapy, maybe?

In any case, with lyrics like, "Now it's three in the morning/And I'm trying to change your mind/Left you multiple missed calls/And to my message you reply/Why'd you only call me when you're high?", the mid-tempo tune has gotten pretty much the video you'd expect, and you can check out the full on-the-nose clip above.

Arctic Monkeys' fifth studio album "AM" is slated for release on September 9. You can check out upcoming tour dates for the band below.

08-30 Zurich, Switzerland - Zurich Openair
09-01 Stradbally, Ireland - Electric Picnic Festival
09-07 Istanbul, Turkey - Rock n Coke Festival
09-09 London, England - iTunes Festival
09-15 Toronto, Ontario - Kool Haus
09-18 Philadelphia, PA - Mann Center for Performing Arts
09-21 Atlanta, GA - Music Midtown Festival
09-23 Chicago, IL - Riviera Theater
09-26 Oakland, CA - Fox Theater
09-27 Oakland, CA - Fox Theater
09-29 Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern
09-30 Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern
10-01 Los Angeles, CA - The Wiltern
10-04 Austin, TX - Austin City Limits Festival
10-05 Baton Rouge, LA - Varsity Theatre
10-07 Chattanooga, TN - Track 29
10-08 Nashville, TN - Marathon Music Works
10-09 Birmingham, AL - Iron City Birmingham
10-11 Austin, TX - Austin City Limits Festival 
10-13 Mexico City, Mexico - Corona Capital Festival
10-22 Newcastle, England - Metro Radio Arena
10-23 Manchester, England - Arena
10-25 London, England - Earls Court
10-26 London, England - Earls Court
10-28 Liverpool, England - Echo Arena
10-29 Cardiff, Wales - Motorpoint Arena
10-31 Birmingham, England - LG Arena
11-01 Glasgow, Scotland - Hydro
11-02 Sheffield, England - Motorpoint Arena
11-04 Offenbach, Germany - Stadhalle
11-05 Berlin, Germany - Columbiahalle
11-07 Paris, France - Zenith
11-09 Brussels, Belgium - The Forest National
11-11 Dusseldorf, Germany - Mitsubishi Electric Halle
11-12 Munich, Germany - Zenith
11-13 Milan, Italy - Mediolanum Forum
11-15 Madrid, Spain - Palacio de Deportes
11-16 Barcelona, Spain - Palau Olimpic

A former contributor to sites including MTV's The Backlot and Bloody-Disgusting, Chris Eggertsen worked in film development before indulging his love of pop culture writing full time. He specializes in horror, the intersection of social issues and entertainment and Howard Stern. He's on Twitter @HitFixChris.