Cannes Film Festival 2013

Thanks to a last-minute emergency, the Oscars are broken and only we can save them

An emergency leads to the lead film critic for HitFix having to picks 2013's biggest awards

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BEST STUNTS

They have this, right?  Because of course they do.  One of the things that Hollywood uses to sell their films are the images of the insane things stunt people do in front of cameras, so why wouldn't they award the men and women who not only put themselves in harm's way, but the ones who coordinate that mayhem and make sure it can be done with as little real danger as possible.

"Haywire" works because Soderbergh knows how to make it feel like things are about to actually spin out of control.  The high-wire work in "The Amazing Spider-Man" is one of the reasons the character felt like he was really swinging through the city… this time, he was.  The bike messengers in "Premium Rush" got a whole lot of digital help, but there are still some moments in the film where the whole charge comes from knowing some lunatic actually did what we're seeing.  "The Bourne Legacy," "The Expendables 2," and even "Dredd" all did their best to keep the importance of real stunts front and center.

But at the end of the day, there's one film that seems to me to exemplify what it is action fans look for when they see a film that is driven in some way by the quality of its stunt work.  "Skyfall" isn't "Skyfall" without the driving, the fighting on the train, the quick frantic fight in that dark office, or any of a dozen other stunt-driven moments.  Overall, it is one elegant dive from a bridge that I find myself returning to when considering this list, and so this Oscar goes to…

"Skyfall"
Gary Powell, Diz Sharpe, Roger Yuan, Amy Verge

BEST OPENING TITLE SEQUENCE

Again… duh.

"Skyfall"
Daniel Kleinman

BEST SINGLE IMAGE

For me, it's hard sometimes to take an image out of context, but we've all seen those moments in a movie where suddenly everything comes together in an image that sums up not only that film, but a bigger idea as well.  In "Take This Waltz," there is a moment with Luke Kirby and Michelle Williams on a sort of a tilt-a-whirl that manages to turn "Video Killed The Radio Star" into the most jubilant and beautiful love song ever written, and there are about 30 different looks that Michelle Williams flashes him in the scene that communicate volumes about desire and attraction and lust.  It is an exceptional moment from an exceptional film, and it totally deserves this award…

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"Take This Waltz"
Sarah E. Polley, director

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM OF THE YEAR

There are so many animated films every year now, and I still think there's a frustrating myopia in our business that makes no sense.  Why did we decide early on, en masse, that animation is strictly for children?  Anything you can imagine, you can draw, and with animation, you can make subtext into image, you can tackle any subject and be as abstract or concrete as you choose, and you can render typical budgetary concerns moot in many ways.  And yet, for the most part, every single animated film seems to be aimed directly at children, with occasional nods made to the adults in the audience almost out of obligation.

I liked many of the animated films that came out this year, but there's one in particular that seemed like it was trying to push the medium forward, even if just in steps.  It was not an adult movie, but it definitely plays older than many films released for that audience, and it played with some fairly sophisticated emotional ideas.  It also stands as an example of an old form that has been revitalized and refined through technology without ever losing the significance of the human touch to the final product.

"ParaNorman"
Sam Fell, Chris Butler

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM OF THE YEAR

I know "Amour" has been a freight train this year, but that's not even the best French-language film of the year, so it certainly can't win the overall category.  I saw some great movies from around the world this year, but anyone who has been reading this column all year long knows full well what I'm going to pick here, and I'm just happy I got to help correct what would have been looked back on later as a horrifying injustice.  Michael Haneke will have plenty of other invites to the dance, but Leos Carax is one of those Cinema Bigfoots, elusive, only rarely glimpsed, and quite possibly magical.  He certainly delivered one of the year's most exciting and profound films, and so I am pleased to give the Oscar to…

"Holy Motors"
France

BEST ACHIEVEMENT IN CINEMATOGRAPHY

Cinematography is not about making pretty pictures.  It can be if that's the kind of film you're making, but ultimately, this is a discipline that is all about delivering an emotional landscape that is appropriate to the story being told, and the best cinematographers are the ones who deliver the exact world that the director is hoping to bring to life.  Robert Richardson and Roger Deakins are both world-class and deeply respected for the right reasons, and "Django Unchained" and "Skyfall" both glow because those guys did everything right.  Anthony Dod Mantle's grimy work on "Dredd" is very impressive, especially when people are using Slo-Mo, the drug that helps drive the film.  One film, though, featured work so jaw-dropping that every conversation I had about this film began with how it looked, and for once, it's not because of bells and whistles.  It's just because of the muscular visual plan that spun such a persuasive world around the actors in it.  I feel good about this one, and I think looking back, people are going to see this not only as a strong film thematically, but as one of the loveliest moments in the death throes of shooting on film.

"The Master"
Mihai Malaimare, Jr.

BEST ACHIEVEMENT IN EDITING

How can anyone who was not in the room, looking at the choices available and the footage shot and the various takes from each actor, have any idea how to hand out this award?  Editing, especially when it's flawlessly accomplished, is an invisible art, based on hundreds of things that the audience never sees.

In short, I'm not giving this award out because I maintain most people have no idea why they're voting for whatever they're voting for.
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A respected critic and commentator for fifteen years, Drew McWeeny helped create the online film community as "Moriarty" at Ain't It Cool News, and now proudly leads two budding Film Nerds in their ongoing movie education.

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    brian

    Hey Drew maybe I'm misreading something but in the DP category did you say The Master is strong thematically. I know you didn't hate the film but I was under the impression from your review that theme and script wise you found it very poor. Just thought that was an odd note.

    February 24, 2013 at 6:27PM EST Reply to Comment
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      drew I think it's got a lot on its mind. I don't think it focuses enough to stick the landing, and that's why it didn't make my top ten list, but I do think there are fascinating things going on in the film, and that overall, it is impressive even if I don't totally connect to it.

      February 24, 2013 at 6:35PM EST
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    Brian

    Thanks Drew. I cant figure out how to respond to you so Ill just make a new comment.

    Thank you for mentioning Take This waltz so many times. I've only seen this film once but boy did it grow and stick in my head. Just fantastic film that is being talked about enough.

    i also found that Saftey Not Gauranteed has not left me since i saw it last year. I also wish more people would talk about that film.

    February 24, 2013 at 6:49PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Brian sorry mean not being talked about enough

      February 24, 2013 at 6:50PM EST
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    Stormshadow4life

    Best Documentary.
    I loved Jiro Dreams Of Sushi. Makes me want to visit Japan so much!

    February 24, 2013 at 7:03PM EST Reply to Comment
    • Annie8bit_talkback_profile

      Stormshadow4life Best Music.
      Could not agree more. Cloud Atlas' soundtrack is one of the few that has the ability to move me to tears without needing to watch the actual movie. Beautiful stuff

      February 24, 2013 at 7:04PM EST
    • Annie8bit_talkback_profile

      Stormshadow4life Best Song....
      Can't get on board here. I don't enjoy Adele's music. Not sure what else was nominated

      February 24, 2013 at 7:05PM EST
    • Annie8bit_talkback_profile

      Stormshadow4life Best FX...
      Hobbit had some standout moments, but it had some real issues too (the entire Warg chase was embarassingly poor). I think I'd have to give it to Life of Pi

      February 24, 2013 at 7:06PM EST
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      Stormshadow4life Although I guess I don't know how they judge FX....if it's based on a single standout...then yes, Gollum wins it for WETA.
      If it's overall, it's Pi

      February 24, 2013 at 7:08PM EST
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      Stormshadow4life Best Single Image?
      Call me a fanboy, but it could be 1 of a 100 taken from Dark Knight Rises.

      February 24, 2013 at 7:13PM EST
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      Stormshadow4life Best Animated Film:
      Again, I whole heartedly agree. I LOVED Paranorman

      February 24, 2013 at 7:14PM EST
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      Stormshadow4life BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE:
      Didn't see HolyMotors or The Master yet...I liked Compliance, but didn't think the acting was exceptional. I gotta go with Hollywood here, Anne blew me away in Les Mis

      February 24, 2013 at 7:15PM EST
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      Stormshadow4life BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE:
      Michelle was great (so was Seth, actually). But Naomi Watts was my personal favorite this year.

      February 24, 2013 at 7:16PM EST
    • Annie8bit_talkback_profile

      Stormshadow4life Best Motion Picture..
      Netflix should be shipping Holy Motors to me this week, so I can't comment.
      For me, nothing beat Dark Knight Rises in 2012.
      The Impossible is a close runner up. As is Perks of Being a Wallflower. Django is also up there (although Jamie Foxx's recent comments really soured the movie for me)

      February 24, 2013 at 7:18PM EST
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      Stormshadow4life forgot to mention Cloud Atlas for best picture...certainly in my top 3)

      February 24, 2013 at 7:19PM EST
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    Dryden

    I wholeheartedly approve of this idea and think you executed it brilliantly. There are so many comments here that are spot on, like the difficulty of judging film editing and Best Tangent (oops, Supporting Actress).

    I like Argo fine, and it's Hollywood patting itself on the back message will serve it well tonight. But I wish the process worked to support the voices you mentioned here.

    February 24, 2013 at 7:16PM EST Reply to Comment
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    grunter

    You lost me at ParaNorman. What a muddled, unwatchable mess. A plot that made no sense, rough animation, terrible execution.

    February 24, 2013 at 7:26PM EST Reply to Comment
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      mmcb105 How did the plot make no sense? Seemed pretty easy to follow to me.

      February 24, 2013 at 7:39PM EST
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      DefRef And this, kids, is a textbook example of how to say something so factually incorrect and thematically stupid as to render the poster irrelevant and unbelievable. Kudos for lowering the intelligence of all who read those 20 words of drooling piffle.

      February 24, 2013 at 8:09PM EST
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    PaulH

    Still doesn't change that Lawrence s gonna win. And to all you Riva fans, a word from MC Hammer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xNSgBkum7o&sns=tw

    As in you better... :)

    February 24, 2013 at 8:17PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Mark

    Nice list Drew, but I think you missed a great opportunity to award editing to Cloud Atlas. That film was nothing if not about the way scenes flowed into one another. That perhaps came down to the way the script was edited, but still...

    February 25, 2013 at 7:35PM EST Reply to Comment
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      drew You're right. I totally should have. I feel like a dunce having missed that.

      February 25, 2013 at 8:54PM EST

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