Review: 'The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2' is a fitting end to the series
The weirdest mainstream franchise in history gets weirder in the home stretch
- Critic's Rating B-
- Readers' Rating A
Oh, the horrors of war.
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Bill Condon had one advantage working in his favor from the start as director of both halves of "Breaking Dawn," the final film in "The Twilight Saga," and that is that the nature of a conclusion allows you to do things dramatically that no other story in the series can do.
Catherine Hardwick deserves high praise for the same reason Chris Columbus did on the "Harry Potter" series, because even if their respective films in their respective franchises aren't the best films in those series, they still had to get the whole thing up in the air to start with. They had to find the cast. They had to set the stage. They had to establish a tone and a visual language that every other director in the series then had to react to, and if you're the fourth guy on the series, you're going to benefit from any mistakes other people have made on the earlier films. You'll be able to build from what they've done, and while they're busy feeding the audience exposition or grappling with the inertia of a movie like "Eclipse," where nothing of consequence happens to anyone at any point, if you're making the conclusion, you get to deliver payoffs, and that's always going to be more fun.
It also helps that Condon is a very smart filmmaker who obviously appreciates the inherent camp that is part of the story Stephenie Meyer wrote. And at this point, the story is very very strange, so the only logical response in how you play it is to embrace that weirdness as if it's matter of fact. The baby that Bella and Edward have produced is a major plot point this time around, and pretty much every line of dialogue about that character in the entire film is totally and completely bizarre. The Jacob thing. Her magic powers. The thing the bad guys mistake her for. All of it pushes the story into some crazy new level of unintended comedy. If you've seen Condon's "Gods and Monsters," then you know how well he understood the position James Whale was in and how "Bride Of Frankenstein" became such a great weird reaction to the success of the earlier film. Condon did several things when he signed on for both halves of "Breaking Dawn." First, he brought his regular collaborators with him, and that is a pretty significant upgrade behind the scenes. He brought Carter Burwell (who scored the first movie) back to the series to close it out, and Burwell's work is, as one would expect, very strong and often subtle. He can throw bombast at a moment when it demands it, but he's not just slapping up wallpaper. Speaking of, Richard Sherman was the production designer on both "Kinsey" and "Gods and Monsters" for Condon, and his work on "Breaking Dawn" largely consists of creating these spaces for the stuff to play out. Obviously, much of the world of "Twilight" has already been introduced by this point, but Sherman dos contribute a great tactile sense to the world around them, and it's all richly detailed. Michael Wilkinson, the costume designer who has done dazzling work on films like "Watchmen," "300," and "Tron: Legacy," had to give Bella an iconic wedding dress for "Breaking Dawn - Part 1," and in this film, his most in-your-face contribution might be the marching band attire that the Volturi wear to war. All of this is stuff that just makes the world feel more lived in and more immersive in the Condon "Twilight" films, part of the way that he sets his own tone that has been more aggressive and pop horror.
Bella Swan is a terrible, terrible human being, but she seems to be a pretty okay vampire. Every terrible choice, every single minute of icky sexual dynamics, all builds to her turning into a cougar-killing mutant-power-having sex machine with the kung-fu skills of Neo and permanently tousled just-got-laid hair, and in this movie, Kristen Stewart looks like she's having a ball. Or at least, she's as overtly happy as she can be. Basically, she's the dramatic version of Aubrey Plaza's persona, and typing that made me realize that I would love to see Aubrey Plaza do a movie where she could wrestle wild animals and have a kung-fu war with vampires whose heads seem to pop off with ease, all while making charming sardonic comments about it. Get on that, Hollywood. In the meantime, Condon more than earns the snow drifts of cash he'll be getting for these films with the final showdown between the Cullens and the Volturi. By the time you've got two camps of vampires facing off with some big rowdy werewolves in the mix as well, it really doesn't matter how or why they got there. The entire film is about that showdown, and everything beforehand is all about gathering people on both sides. All the fuss has to do with Renesmee (Mackenzie Foy), the fast growing magical child of Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella, and much is made of the effect she has on each of the new vampires that take up with the Cullens to stand against the murderous Italian vampires who want to destroy the child. There are a lot of characters in this film, and each of them has been designed to be so distinctly visually different that it's very easy to keep track of who's who. They give you just enough screen time with them so that it means something when heads start getting snapped off during the finale.
It is a carefully walked line that separates this version of the film from what could easily have been an R-rated version of the film. There are indeed a number of onscreen deaths, most of them involving what seems to be a huge design flaw in vampires that makes it very easy to tear their heads clean off their bodies, but even the most violent of these (there's a close-up of a head being torn in half that is, pardon the joke, jaw-dropping) is done without being wet. That's the fine line for the MPAA, and so because you don't get splashing spraying dripping blood, you get a PG-13. Just be warned… it goes further than you think it will.
By now, the main cast in these films has it down cold, and Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson both walk through the film with the confidence of late-in-the-series Fonzie on "Happy Days," Because things are so busy, we see a lot of concerned faces from actors like Peter Facinelli and Elizabeth Reaser or Kellan Lutz and Nikki Reed, and I'm pretty sure Jackson Rathbone says less than ten words in the whole film, while Ashley Greene gets to play a few scenes where her ability to see the future is of vital importance. Much is made of the way certain vampires have certain powers in this film, and there's a stretch of it that basically feels like Condon made an "X-Men" movie. It's like he hijacked this franchise and decided to just do this other thing entirely with the characters and the actors. It's so different than anything else in the series so far. He lets the Volturi bad guys gobble scenery, and Michael Sheen makes his work in "TRON: Legacy" look like mime with the way he carries on as Aro, the pope of this weird-ass Vampire clan. Dakota Fanning and Maggie Grace don't have much to do as henchmen and underlings, but they try in the few moments they have. Cameron Bright seems to fully embrace the playing of a toady. Basically, the best performance moments here are just actors trying to stand out during the few fleeting moments the film is willing to spare to anyone in this giant ensemble.
In the film's final moments, it does something I've never really seen a franchise like this do before, and yes, someone has to invent another new mutant power to make it work, but it's an excuse to basically pay tribute to the whole series, to give the fans one last lap around the track, and while I think in many ways, Bill Condon has subverted the "Twilight" series to his own wry sense of humor, he also more than honors the fanbase that really is invested in the story and the characters. While I actively dislike what the series says and how it says it, I can admire the way Condon pulls off this unusual beat, and his impression of the series, the way he conveys it there, manages to just dismiss all the ugly messy stuff around the edges and just focus on the shampoo commercial sunshiney love story that has always been the main hook that fans were caught on. He makes a better case for the iconography of the series than anyone else has so far, and if you're a fan, you're going to feel incredibly well-served by what you see.
If you're not, why would you go see anything called "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2"? This is their last hurrah, a group hug for the hardcore fans, and they couldn't have ended up in better hands.
"The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2" opens in theaters everywhere tomorrow.
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November 15, 2012 at 6:05PM EST Reply to CommentWow! Amazed you actually came away not hating this one.
I'm not a fan of the series (hate the first and second one...) but found the third and forth to be enjoyable on a "it's stupid but kind of fun" level.
Like the others though...this is one I'll wait to see on HBO (although, due to this review, I might bump it up to a rental instead)
mmcb105 Unless you're a film critic that seems weirdly sadistic. But I'm glad you didn't make any criticisms without knowing what you are talking about. I on the other hand stopped after the awful first one.
November 16, 2012 at 9:43PM ESTd. mor
November 15, 2012 at 6:23PM EST Reply to CommentAmazing review; I will never watch these movies, but I definitely feel that you have a measure of fun critiquing them... its almost a game to see how bad can you rip the series without Twi-hard offense. Also, you should write the spec for the Aubrey Plaza decapitation warrior movie... I would pay to see that. Maybe add a Jerry Gergich-like sidekick character...
CinemaPsycho I'm sold on the Aubrey Plaza vs. vampires movie. Someone needs to make that IMMEDIATELY.
November 16, 2012 at 2:31AM ESTSana
November 15, 2012 at 7:27PM EST Reply to CommentThe only Twilight film I have watched is Eclipse, and I couldn't stop laughing (to the dismay of some "Twihards,") for me, it was one of those movies where it's so stupid you just have to laugh kind of movie - I think I'll give this one a miss too
Amy
November 15, 2012 at 8:43PM EST Reply to CommentI actually think the people who sit around and talk about how stupid Twilight is are pretty stupid, especially if you keep watching the movies after you've decided it's stupid. I hate this review. I hate the condescension. I hate the long-winded diatribe against Stephenie Meyer's work. I hate the blanket generalization about "Bella" as a character. But, I will say this, this type of review, with all of the blatant disrespect for the audience, the writers, and the actors is common. So, thanks for being common.
DefRef Look on the bright side, Amy: Justin Bieber is on the market. Live your dreams!
November 15, 2012 at 8:57PM ESTscottish_punk DEFREF for the win!
November 15, 2012 at 9:21PM ESTAnd Amy, take my word on this, 10-20 years from now, you will look back at these Twilight years and cringe. You, like pretty much every other femalien eating up these shallow & contemptible moving pictures, will end up feeling about these movies the same way your parents looked back at those parachute pants they wore back in the 80's: with shame. Only then will you understand why people pick on this franchise and its Twi-hards.
CinemaPsycho So... why did you bother to read it? You're obviously going to see the movie anyway. Why do you care what the critics think?
November 16, 2012 at 2:35AM ESTMy sister is 34 and she loves these movies. I don't understand it. I don't think she understands it either. But I look at it this way: at least she's interested in SOMETHING besides shitty reality shows and NCIS reruns. I'll take it.
DefRef
November 15, 2012 at 8:58PM EST Reply to CommentIt sounds like a typical episode of The Vampire Diaries or Supernatural is more gory than this movie. These are prime time broadcast network shows - not cable series like The Walking Dead or True Blood.
KlarkKent
November 15, 2012 at 10:02PM EST Reply to CommentThe only reason I can think of for Twilight to exist is for Rifftrax to make fun of it. Which is almost worth it.
V.N.
November 15, 2012 at 11:56PM EST Reply to Comment"A fitting end to the series"...
That might very well be the greatest backhanded compliment in the history of the Universe.
Well done, sir. Well done, indeed...
Donton
November 16, 2012 at 10:32AM EST Reply to CommentB-? Bolderdash! None of these movies deserve to get a grade higher than a D.
mmcb105 Oh, you've seen all of them?
November 16, 2012 at 11:04AM ESTDonton Indeed I have MMCB105, and guess what, THEY ALL SUCK!!!
November 16, 2012 at 7:50PM ESTStephenH2OMan
November 16, 2012 at 11:05AM EST Reply to CommentIt is the best in the series, though I suppose that's faint praise. "Breaking Dawn: Part 2" is still cheesy, but not nearly as so, and in a different way. Most of my joy came from giving each of the characters their own crappy superhero names. Could the The Invisible GirlPire and Mr. Fantastic...Hair assemble a team that could match that of Uncle Dracula's? Well, they can certainly try. My favorites included: Mime Dad, Battery Hands, Psychic Bangs, Amazon Mute, Revolutionary War Guy, and of course... the PedoWolf. Would that be enough to stop an Uncle Dracula team that included such villains as Smoke Hands, Old Guy, and, uh... Dakota Fanning? Can Psychic Bangs do anything to render the whole third act meaningless? Will the PedoWolf be given permission to fuck a seven-year-old? Stay tuned, true believers!
Alboone
November 16, 2012 at 4:07PM EST Reply to CommentThere is no critic on the planet EARTH that will get me to see this movie. These movies are so beyond the pail of how they treat young women that I'm genuinely shocked that Gloria Steinham has not led a million woman march in protest.