Cannes Film Festival 2013

Film Nerd 2.0: Universal monsters, Bud and Lou, and something really scary

We go from (Bud) Abbott to (Twilight) Zone to discuss what scares the boys

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Finally, things sort of came full circle.  Toshi's been sniffing around the Universal "Classic Monsters" box set, asking to see "The Wolf Man," and I'm not sure he's ready.  "Frankenstein" has a totally different rhythm than "The Wolf Man," and I think George Waggner's aggressive monster is scarier than Karloff's broken creature.  His godfather is a longtime friend of mine, and he's known to the kids by a name that has to do with a birthday gift he got for Toshi several years back, a big puppet theater with all sorts of puppets to use.  He is Craig Puppetshow to the kids, and he told Toshi he was going to come see him play one of his final baseball games of the season.  Toshi's gotten good this year, and in that final game, he got around the bases a few times, got a few singles, threw for some outs, and in general played his ass off.  His coach gave him the game ball, something they do for a different kid every week, so Toshi was in a tremendous mood when he came off the field.  He asked Craig to come back to the house and watch a movie, and Craig was able to make the time.  The conversation about what to watch began on the way home, and Toshi was trying to use the opportunity to try all sorts of things.

"We could watch 'Raiders Of The Lost Ark' if you wanted," he said, trying to sound like he really didn't care.

"I don't think so, buddy.  I think it's still a little rough."

"Well, we should watch something good, so you can show us something really good.  Like we could watch 'The Avengers.'"

I had an ace up my sleeve, something I thought Toshi would really enjoy, and it made sense to watch this with Craig.  He was the one who gave Toshi those orange Monster books.  Craig's favorite film is "Creature From The Black Lagoon," and he had a lot of fun talking to the boys about it.  When we got to the house and settled into the office, I turned on Netflix and went to one of the last entries in my queue.  Toshi saw it before I even said it to him.  "Hey, daddy, can we watch 'Abbott and Costello Meet The Mummy'?!"  And as soon as he asked, Allen was all about that as well, adding his voice to the mix.

There's not a lot of Mummy in the film, and it's later in the career of Bud and Lou, but like most of their movies, there are a few moments.  And those few moments were enough for the kids to belly laugh a few times and talk about why mummies are cool and take turns sitting with Craig and talking to him.  One of the things that is most important about the time I spend with the kids during these screenings is that it's time spent bonding with them.  Sharing something.  By watching with them, you get to see how something works on them, how they react, what delights them, what provokes them, what they get and what they miss.  Allen is still The Shadow.  He takes his cues from Toshi.  He is the first one to say "I get the joke!" and often the last one to actually get it, and it's adorable.  He will claim to have knowledge and experience and then immediately follow it with "What is that?"  Toshi's the one who is starting to express some very specific tastes.

For example, one of the films that he plays often because it is on the very small list of films my wife finds innocuous enough to have on repeatedly is "The Pirates Of Penzance" with Kevin Kline and Linda Ronstadt.  That's not a movie I would have guessed would resonate, and it's not a movie I showed him.  It's just something he thinks is fun to watch.  If I had to guess a hundred movies my boys might like, Gilbert & Sullivan would not have even begun to occur to me.  That is, as they say, a surprise.

But they like Abbott and Costello.  They have probably seen eleven of their films all told now, and they laugh at every little gesture and joke, in the best of the films and the worst of them.  They just plain like Bud and Lou.  Or more accurately, they like Lou.  They are aware that much of the comedy comes from the fact that Bud is a total dick.  "Jerk" is the version the boys use, but it's hilarious to me how Bud Abbott just plays this horrible, abusive, insulting asshole, and that's the "straight man" shtick that made him rich.  It gets worse as the series wears on and they get older, and in "Meet The Mummy," they're both showing some wear and tear.  The boys didn't care.  They made me play back two segments after we finished, and then they finally were ready to say goodbye to Craig.  Scared certainly wouldn't describe their reaction, so I guess we've made progress from that first gateway experiment with Toshi.  There will come a time when they're ready, and I will scare the ever-lovin' blue eyed jimmer-jammers out of the both fo them.

But for now, "Twilight Zone" remains a long way away.

"Film Nerd 2.0" is a regular feature here at Motion/Captured.

Here's the moment the series was born, at the tail end of the series of "Star Trek" reviews with Toshi. (9.2.09).

"The Last Starfighter" on Blu-ray (9.7.09)

"Popeye," empathy, and David Bowie's codpiece (9.21.09)

Talking Heads, 'Astro Boy,' and "Willy Wonka" on Blu-ray (10.26.09)

"The Dark Crystal," featuring a guest appearance by Toshi's little brother (12.2.09)

"Help!", in which Toshi discovers the Beatles, especially Ringo (1.4.10)

'Last Action Hero" introduces Toshi to Armer Shirtzganoma (1.18.10)

A Tale Of Two Zorros (2.23.10)

"Clash Of The Titans" on Blu-ray (4.2.10)

"Jason And The Argonauts" on Blu-ray and Harryhausen at AMPAS (8.9.10)

"Time Bandits," "Mars Attacks," and letting go (9.7.10)

"Toshi and Allen encounter high adventure with 'The Goonies'" (3.6.11)

"'Tron' vs 'Babe' on Blu-ray" (4.19.11)

"Toshi and Allen head to Asgard for 'Thor'" (5.4.11)

"Tim Burton exhibit at LACMA dazzles and disturbs" (6.6.11)

"We kick off a special series with a first viewing of 'Star Wars' on Blu-ray" (9.22.11)

"We finally reach The Moment with 'Empire Strikes Back' on Blu-ray" (10.3.11)

"We flashback to 'The Phantom Menace' as the 'Star Wars' series continues" (10.10.11)

"Yoda seals the deal for 'Attack Of The Clones' on Blu-ray" (10.18.11)

"'Revenge Of The Sith' devastates the kids as Anakin falls from grace (10.23.11)

"We scare the crap out of the kids with 'Jurassic Park' on Blu-ray" (10.26.2011)

"The hero's journey ends with 'Return Of The Jedi' on Blu-ray" (11.6.2011)

"Toshi and Kermit and Miss Piggy in the first ever Film Nerd 2.0 interview" (11.16.2011)

"We wrap up 2011 with 'The Muppet Movie' and pick our slate for 2012" (1.10.2012)

"The boys hit the road for 'Pee Wee's Big Adventure'" (1.16.2012)

"Film Nerd 2.0 gets a sneak peek at 'Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace' in 3D" (2.8.2012)

"Film Nerd 2.0 heads to Skywalker Ranch for a weekend of 'Star Wars'" (2.9.2012)

"Lightsaber battles, model making, and the return of Darth Maul" (2.9.2012)

"Sneaky stormtroopers and breakfast with R2 in the last Film Nerd 'Star Wars' diary" (2.10.2012)

"A screening of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' uplifts, enlightens, and even terrifies" (2.15.2012)

"What happens when I realize I hate a film the boys love?" (3.20.2012)

"An evening of '20,000 Leagues' and Mickey Mouse cartoons" (4.1.2012)

"'Mary Poppins' thrills the kids and destroys Dad" (4.28.2012)

"'Close Encounters' marks the boys deeply in unexpected ways" (7.23.12)

"The boys get a chance to meet E.T." (10.2.12)

"Film Nerd 2.0 and James Bond Declassified collide for 'The Spy Who Loved Me'" (10.5.12)

 

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A respected critic and commentator for fifteen years, Drew McWeeny helped create the online film community as "Moriarty" at Ain't It Cool News, and now proudly leads two budding Film Nerds in their ongoing movie education.

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    Daniel S. Duvall

    Your boys might enjoy the Tim Conway & Don Knotts vehicle The Private Eyes -- a perfect blend of comedy and spookiness that fascinated me when I was a kid.

    November 14, 2012 at 5:29AM EST Reply to Comment
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      drew How funny... I have "The Ghost and Mr. Chicken" already set aside for them soon.

      November 14, 2012 at 5:45AM EST
    • Army of darkness seems like it might just be goofy enough for younger kids to enjoy wwithout being totally freaked out

      November 14, 2012 at 9:24AM EST
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    Wires

    That just took me back to my childhood and the original King Kong, I was so scared at the beginning but was in tears when they shot him down at the end, the power of film amplified by youth.

    Another great read Drew, thanks for sharing.

    November 14, 2012 at 6:29AM EST Reply to Comment
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    James

    That opening to Twilight Zone: The Movie still creeps me out, even as an adult.

    November 14, 2012 at 7:23AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Judge Holden

    The Twilight Zone movie does seem a bit intense for kids that young. Even if Toshi had endured the opening, I imagine that the "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" segment would have caused issues. I'm guessing you wouldn't have discussed the tragic helicopter accident with them either way.

    Do you think the kids would enjoy Ghostbusters? Also, sorry in advance if you've already answered this but do you plan on finishing the Bond Declassified series?

    November 14, 2012 at 8:06AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Stormshadow4life

    1) Are they forcing you to have multiple page clicks for articles now? That's not annoying at all
    2) the comments only seem to show up on page 4.
    3) New article for Cloud Atlas??????

    November 14, 2012 at 9:33AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Monty Jack Honestly, FIVE PAGES for this article? It should have been on two pages at the most. Pretty lame to force readers to click on the same article five times just to sell more advertising space.

      November 14, 2012 at 11:19AM EST
    • It's not as bad as those gallery posts they sometimes make where you have to click like 10 slides or something. That's the worst.

      November 15, 2012 at 11:53AM EST
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    Extraneous_Ed

    This is a constant discussion in my house. I have twin girls who are almost 8, and my son is 18 months younger than the twins. The girls have very different tastes; one is a budding geek who loves Star Wars, Star Trek, Marvel movies, etc... The other wants to be a Disney princess. We've waited to watch "Revenge of the Sith" because the kids know there is a scene at the end on "a fire planet", and they all have a pretty strong fear of fire (which I think, honestly, dates back to the end of "Bolt", which freaked them out at that age than anything else they've ever seen).
    When "Raiders of the Lost Ark" hit IMAX in Sept., I desperately wanted to take my budding geek (the other 2 thought it would be too scary). We watched the opening 20 minutes about 3 times at home on DVD, and she thought it was awesome. My wife relented, but we had a bet: If the movie was too scary, she got to win every argument about whether they were old enough to watch something for the rest of the school year.
    Long story short, she loved it. She actually thought the melting faces were funny. She was laughing about it in the car home. It was interesting too how it provided a real chance to talk about World War II and the Nazis, and introduce her to those concepts.
    I won the bet, and she has begging me to watch "Temple of Doom" for months. But I think we're skipping that and going straight to "Last Crusade" for the time being. Melting faces are ok, but I'm not sure she's ready for still beating hearts ripped out of people's chests.

    November 14, 2012 at 10:38AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Franko

    man, there's no way i would show the twilight zone to kids that young, i think. i mean, The Thing In The Crate? nightmares. i don't envy the fine line you're having to tread here...

    November 14, 2012 at 12:43PM EST Reply to Comment
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      drew "The Crate" is a segment in "Creepshow," not "The Twilight Zone," and I agree... "Creepshow" is waaaaaaaaay beyond what they're capable of right now.

      November 14, 2012 at 1:20PM EST
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      Franko oh, doh - you're right. i think i saw them around the same time period, so i guess i got them mixed up in my head.

      November 14, 2012 at 1:25PM EST
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      jeves23 "The Crate" scared the everloving crap out of me as a kid.... still can't watch it.

      November 14, 2012 at 1:48PM EST
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    JeremyWheeler

    I totally see where they're coming from with Pirates of Penzance. Grew up with that one on VHS from a young age and can see that a lot of my love for comedy comes from Kline and Tony Azito. Both are incredibly great in that flick and perfect for a kid to love. Another great Film Nerd article, Drew. Thanks.

    November 14, 2012 at 1:43PM EST Reply to Comment
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    jeves23

    As always, a great article. I look forward to each new edition of "Film Nerd 2.0". It got me thinking about the stuff that scared me as a kid (The Great Mouse Detective[the peg-legged bat scared the crap out of me], Superman III), and what some of my earliest movie memories are(Jaws, TGMD), and how I watched them, and how they affected me. I have no kids, and so it is a bit of a journey back in time for me when I read these articles.
    Also, I recently picked up the Universal Monsters set and finally watched The Wolfman (it was okay), and The Creature from the Black Lagoon, which might just be my favourite now (along with Bride of Frankenstein). There is something about that shot of him swimming under her that is terrifying and beautiful and just creepy; if they ever do a remake (probably only a matter of time) all the colour and CG in world won't be able to match it.

    November 14, 2012 at 1:45PM EST Reply to Comment
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    John

    Salems Lot, was about 5. the boy flaoting at the window and Mike Ryerson in the rocking chair still, havent been able to watch it since!!! (and im 40)

    November 14, 2012 at 2:50PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Solid Muldoon

    Have the boys seen The Wizard of Oz? That is the first movie I remember scaring the bejeebus out of me. Flying Monkeys!!!

    November 14, 2012 at 7:31PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Noyer

    The first film I ever saw in a theatre is "Who Framed Roger Rabbitt?" and while not a scarry film, at the age of three, the ending of the film with Judge Doom terrified me to no end!

    Not sure if you have ever considered this, but one way to further test the waters might be using some classic episodes of "The Outer Limits". Some of the material in the original show is still scares the heck out of me, but some of the episodes might pkay well with your kids. Just leave "The Zanti Misfits" out of pile for now!

    November 14, 2012 at 8:26PM EST Reply to Comment
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      Noyer Blasted lack of an editing function! Sorry about the spelling issues.

      November 14, 2012 at 8:30PM EST
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    Adrick

    It's funny that you mention that version of Pirates of Penzance--it's the same one I grew up on and loved and haven't seen in a million years. If they ever get the chance to go, they might enjoy a live Gilbert and Sullivan production.

    November 15, 2012 at 12:22AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Paul S

    Thanks Drew - Another good article.

    November 15, 2012 at 3:04PM EST Reply to Comment

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