In the interest of full disclosure, I should state for the record that my writing partner and I met with Robert Rodriguez as he was gearing up to make this film as co-writer/producer, before writers had been hired, and we pitched our take on the movie. Obviously, we didn't get the job, but as big genre fans, we were happy to at least get in the room and talk about this franchise and how to return it to a place of respect with someone as visibly enthusiastic as Robert was. If you believe that my losing a job would disqualify me from being able to speak about the final film in a fair way, then feel free to skip to the next story now.
I remember seeing the original "Predator" in the theater when I was seventeen, walking in with absolutely no expectations. I went with about six friends because it was free (we were all theater employees), it was new, and it was an excuse to smoke some doobs, drive across Tampa, and stay out late. I had no expectations for the film. At that point, I felt like Arnold Schwarzenegger was only as good as the directors he worked with, and John McTiernan was an unfamiliar name. I thought his only previous film, "Nomads," was decent but certainly no guarantee that his next film would be anything special, and writers Jim and John Thomas were equally unknown quantities. As much as I loved "Conan The Barbarian" and "The Terminator," I thought Arnold's taste was largely suspect, and I was worried that "army dudes fighting a monster in the jungle" sounded like it was going to be cheesy. That was my greatest fear walking into a movie in the '80s... that special brand of embarrassing cheesy that still distinguishes '80s movies from all others.