<p>Jules and Grayson begin their third-season journey in the most glamorous of locations on the season premiere of 'Cougar Town'</p>

Jules and Grayson begin their third-season journey in the most glamorous of locations on the season premiere of 'Cougar Town'

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One Thing I Love Today: 'Cougar Town' deserves your attention

An old column returns and kicks off with a look at the underdog ABC comedy

I got a truly lovely e-mail from a reader recently, in response to the "To Kill A Mockingbird" piece I posted last week, and one thing it did was remind me that one of the best columns I ever started only to tank later was "One Thing I Love Today," a minimalist's version of The Morning Read.  And, yes, as someone pointed out on my James Bond article this morning, I have a terrific track record of starting things I never finish.  My problem isn't that I'm lazy… it's the opposite.  I try to do too many things, and that ends up biting me in the ass more often than not.  So I've been thinking about how to handle The Morning Read, which many of you have requested, and which won't be coming back.

I've got to confess that as much as I liked The Morning Read, it wasn't a traffic generator, and to do it well, it takes more time than the readership ever justified.  It sent a lot of traffic out, but it didn't always result in a lot of traffic for us.  And while it may sound craven to talk about traffic and page views and the like, I work in a digital media where readership is quantified, absolutely.

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<p>Sean Connery made his first appearance as 'Bond... James Bond' in the 1962 film adaptation of 'Dr. No'</p>

Sean Connery made his first appearance as 'Bond... James Bond' in the 1962 film adaptation of 'Dr. No'

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James Bond Declassified: File #1 - "Dr. No" kicks off our look back at the classic series

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A look at the first film and the sixth book in one of the biggest spy series ever

JAMES BOND 007 DECLASSIFIED
File #1:  "Dr. No"

This series will trace the cinema history of James Bond, while also examining Ian Fleming's original novels as source material and examining how faithful (or not) the films have been to his work.

Directed by Terence Young
Screenplay by Richard Maibaum & Johanna Harwood & Berkley Mather

CHARACTERS/CAST
James Bond / Sean Connery
Honeychile Ryder / Ursula Andress
Dr. Julius No / Joseph Wiseman
Felix Leiter / Jack Lord
M / Bernard Lee
Professor RJ Dent / Anthony Dawson
Miss Taro / Zena Marshall
Quarrel / John Kitzmuller
Sylvia Trench / Eunice Gayson
Miss Moneypenny / Lois Maxwell
Major Boothroyd / Peter Burton
Sister Lily / Yvonne Shima
Sister Rose / Michel Mok
Annabelle Chung / Marguerite LeWars
Superintendent Duff / William Foster-Davis
Mary Trueblood / Dolores Keator
Jones / Reggie Carter
Pleydell-Smith / Louis Blaazer
General Potter / Colonel Burton

CREDITS SEQUENCE

There's no pre-credits sequence sting on this one, so they hadn't had that particular a-ha moment yet.  Just titles, right away.  The "Three Blind Mice" segment of the credits, leading into the Three Blind Mice on the streets of Kingston, Jamaica, footage obviously shot on location, is one of the strangest transitions into a Bond film ever, but you can hardly blame them.  They didn't know what they were doing completely in the first film.  They were working hard to define the films right away, and the big booming theme music that starts the film is one of the signatures that was in place from the very beginning.  As adaptations go, it starts off fairly close to the book, and this works to start telling the story even before Terence Young gets his credit.

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<p>Johnny Blaze is back and more incoherent than ever in 'Ghost Rider:&nbsp;Spirit Of Vengeance'</p>

Johnny Blaze is back and more incoherent than ever in 'Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance'

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Review: 'Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengence' is the worst Marvel movie ever made

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And, yes, that includes Corman's 'Fantastic Four'

When I was on the set of "Kick-Ass," I spent a fair amount of time in casual conversation with Nicolas Cage.  Because I was there for a while, Cage relaxed enough around me to discuss a wide range of topics, and at one point, we were talking about "Ghost Rider" and his general affinity for the character.  He had issues with the first film, but was pleased to have played Johnny Blaze, and he was determined to take another shot at it at some point.

He told me a story about an afternoon while he was on the press tour for the first film, and they were in Rome to promote it.  He had the afternoon off and was walking around, looking at old churches, wearing his Johnny Blaze costume.  He happened to walk into a church where there was a conference of cardinals underway, and they recognized him.  They called him down to the front of the church and asked him to sit in the front with the main cardinals.  As he was sitting there, listening to the conversations, dressed as Johnny Blaze, he got the idea that in the second film, Blaze should be employed by the Vatican as a special weapon against the forces of darkness.

I'm not sure how that idea led to the film that opened yesterday, "Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance," but I am sure that Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are a creative cancer, perhaps the most aggressively unpleasant mainstream filmmakers working.  Their work seems to be devolving from film to film, and as much as I disliked "Gamer," their last movie, it's safe to say it would be hard for me to imagine hating another film this year on the same level as "Ghost Rider: Spirit Of Vengeance."  Visually repulsive, morally empty, and intellectually bankrupt, this is the film that people are thinking about when they moan about Comic-Con culture and fanboy cinema.  This is devoid of invention or ideas, joyless filmmaking without any investment from the filmmakers.  It actively scares me that these guys have fans, and that people are willing to defend their filmmaking, because what I see onscreen in their work is nothing less than the deadest of dead ends, the worst of modern action cinema taken to its logical conclusion.

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<p>Kenny Powers has a baby. &nbsp;Does that seem like a good idea to anybody?&nbsp; It terrifies me, and that's only one of the many reasons this final season of 'Eastbound and Down' may be the best of the show's entire run.</p>

Kenny Powers has a baby.  Does that seem like a good idea to anybody?  It terrifies me, and that's only one of the many reasons this final season of 'Eastbound and Down' may be the best of the show's entire run.

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Review: 'Eastbound & Down' kicks off its new season with three deranged episodes

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Kenny Powers has actually gotten crazier, and the results are something special

Kenny Powers is perhaps the single most perfect distillation of what it is that Danny McBride does best as a comic performer, and when "Eastbound and Down" finishes the eight-episode season that it is about to start airing on HBO, I have a feeling we're going to be looking at one long uniquely American comedy epic that stands alone as a singular accomplishment in television.

That's not to say that I think this is the single funniest show ever made, or that I think it innovates in a way no other show does.  It's just that I can't think of any other character who is as morally and intellectually repellant as Kenny Powers who I can't keep my eyes off of.  The first season of "Eastbound and Down" suggested a certain sort of sitcom shape in telling the story of a washed-up major league pitcher who is forced to return to his home town to become a gym teacher.  If this were a standard sitcom, even a very good one, the show would have established that world, a stock set of characters, and then started wringing comedy out of slight variations in storytelling every week.

"Eastbound" is about something larger, though, the overall spiritual journey of a man who shows no outward signs of self-awareness or soul.  Kenny Powers is every terrible part of the American identity turned up and turned loose, and for that reason, his struggle towards self-definition is compelling.  He is a fairly terrible person in the way he treats others and in his sense of entitlement, but he's recognizable.  Kenny is all bluster, a facade he puts on to try to cover for the yawning existential fear that is part of his daily life.  He is what we are most afraid of being, someone who is finished before they even really begin, a waste of the talent he's been given.  He is the curdled American dream, and he knows it deep down inside, which is why he spends every waking second overcompensating like mad.

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<p>Tom Hardy, Reese Witherspoon, and Chris Pine star in the new action/comedy 'This Means War'</p>

Tom Hardy, Reese Witherspoon, and Chris Pine star in the new action/comedy 'This Means War'

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Review: Chris Pine and Tom Hardy make the most of the slight 'This Means War'

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Does McG automatically equal evil as many critics claim?

I wonder what would happen if they showed this movie to critics without McG's name on it.

Certain directors become punching bags over the course of their careers, and it's not always just because of their filmmaking.  In the case of McG, his name does not help him at all, no matter how many times he explains it was a childhood nickname.  It also doesn't help that he's incredibly earnest when he talks about his work, and that there's a hard-earned defensiveness as well.  He came to make a presentation at BNAT the year before his "Terminator: Salvation" came out, and by the end of his appearance, he'd turned a fair percentage of the audience against him.  As he left, someone in my row commented, "McG was going to stay longer to talk to us, but he had to get back to The Learning Annex to teach his 'How To Be A Douchebag' class."  He talked an entire room full of people out of being excited about his movie through sheer force of personality.

The thing is, nothing he's made really deserves that level of animosity.  He's not technically incompetent.  He has a music video pop sensibility that isn't especially deep, but he knows how to stage action and he's got a big broad sense of humor.  When I hear people refer to someone like McG as the worst of modern filmmaking, it makes me think that they don't see many films, or that they've got him prejudged to such a degree that they don't really see his films when they watch them.

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<p>Seth McFarlane will be at SXSW&nbsp;to talk about 'Family Guy,' his animation empire, his upcoming film 'Ted,' and maybe he'll explain that big-band album he put out.&nbsp; Seriously.</p>

Seth McFarlane will be at SXSW to talk about 'Family Guy,' his animation empire, his upcoming film 'Ted,' and maybe he'll explain that big-band album he put out.  Seriously.

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SXSW adds Seth McFarlane, 'Nature Calls,' and... Drew McWeeny?

Which panel will I be moderating, and can SXSW contain that much lunacy?

This is the last round of announcements for this year's SXSW festival, and they've managed to pack at least one great surprise into every single press release they've sent out this year.

The main part of today's announcement deals with the panels that they're running as part of the Film Conference this year.  There's a "Conversation with Seth McFarlane" which sounds like it's going to include some talk about his upcoming film "Ted," a dark comedy about Mark Wahlberg having a relationship with a CGI teddy bear with a foul mouth.  There's also a major "Funny or Die" panel, and a piece about Universal's 100 Years celebration restorations, which both could be very informative.

And on Sunday the 11th, you might take special note of this one:

Screaming with Laughter: FEARnet TV's Holliston
FEARnet debuts its first original series "Holliston," a new type of horror sitcom. The panel will explore the path taken to make a show about two friends chasing the dream of becoming successful horror movie filmmakers.

Why?  Because Joe Lynch and Adam Green are wildly entertaining, because "Holliston" is going to be bizarre and worth your time, and because the moderator for the panel is some dude named Drew McWeeny.

Todd Rohal, whose last film was the aggressively strange "The Catechism Cataclysm," snuck in under the wire with "Nature Calls," a new film starring Johnny Knoxville and Patton Oswalt, which sounds like a must-see.  I'll also be able to catch up with a few titles I missed at Sundance like Mike Birbiglia's "Sleepwalk With Me" and "Searching For Sugarman."

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<p>Atticus Finch (Gregory Peck) stops to explain something to Dill (John Megna), Jem (Phillip Alford), and Scout (Mary Badham) in a scene from the classic 'To Kill A Mockingbird'</p>

Atticus Finch (Gregory Peck) stops to explain something to Dill (John Megna), Jem (Phillip Alford), and Scout (Mary Badham) in a scene from the classic 'To Kill A Mockingbird'

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Film Nerd 2.0: A screening of 'To Kill A Mockingbird' uplifts, enlightens, and even terrifies

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Whatever experience I expected with this one, the reality was far more fulfilling

"So, are they going to kill a mockingbird?"

"Dad, what did the bird do?"

This was the first response from Toshi and Allen, verbatim, when I was picking titles with them for this year's Film Nerd 2.0 line-up, and I stopped to look at the discs for "To Kill A Mockingbird," the 1962 film adaptation of Harper Lee's classic novel.

Toshi takes titles literally.  The idea of metaphor is beyond him.  It is not something he fully gets yet, the double-meanings of things.  And so when we're talking about movies, he asks for title, plot, and an explanation if necessary.  I like that he thinks that way, that he knows what it takes for him to understand something, and he knows how to interrogate me to get it.

It reminds me of the bit on "The Simpsons" where it shows Bart Simpson walking out of a theater showing "Naked Lunch" and he says, "I can think of at least two things wrong with that title."  I remember as a kid when I would try to see movies that were forbidden to me, and I would sometimes succeed in my quest only to be confused and irritated by the result.  Nine year old kids really aren't the target audience for "An Unmarried Woman," but I was sure I wanted to see it because it was rated R.  I wish I'd had Paul Mazursky there to ask questions afterwards, because I had plenty of them.

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<p>I'm willing to bet Cocteau's classic French version of 'Beauty and the Beast' will be more of an influence on Guillermo Del Toro's proposed film than the more widely-known Disney version.</p>

I'm willing to bet Cocteau's classic French version of 'Beauty and the Beast' will be more of an influence on Guillermo Del Toro's proposed film than the more widely-known Disney version.

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Guillermo Del Toro signs to direct new 'Beauty and the Beast' with Emma Watson

The big question now is when this will happen for the busy filmmaker

When word broke that Guillermo Del Toro is developing a remake of "Beauty and the Beast" to star Emma Watson, it reminded me of an April Fool's Day joke, and I couldn't pinpoint why.

It took me almost an hour to finally pull up the 1998 article that Harry Knowles ran on Ain't It Cool, in which he gloated about how many people had fallen for his April Fool's Day jokes.  He printed that Luc Besson was attached to remake "Beauty and the Beast" and that Guillermo Del Toro was about to go to Cannes with a secret remake of "Curse Of The Demon."  As he notes in the article, I was the one person who wrote in that year, still early days in my friendship with Harry, to call B.S. on his stories.  I had that collision of pranks in my head, and this news set that off for me for fairly obvious reasons.

This seems like a very natural fit of filmmaker and material, and it certainly answers the question of whether or not other filmmakers will hire Emma Watson.  I think she's earned her starring roles in films, and I'm mystified by anyone who doesn't think she's developed into an interesting and distinct young actor, maybe the strongest of the young "Harry Potter" cast.  I think the only way we'll ever really see what else she's capable of is for directors to roll the dice and try.  "Portrait Of A Wallflower" sounds intriguing, and I thought she was fine in a very small part in "My Week With Marilyn," but this film and her possible collaboration with David Yates on "Your Voices In My Head" both sound like they're going to test her more than anything else we've ever seen her do.

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<p>Benjamin Walker prepares to fight a very uncivil war in 'Abraham Lincoln:&nbsp;Vampire Hunter'</p>

Benjamin Walker prepares to fight a very uncivil war in 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter'

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Watch: 'Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter' trailer promises kung-fu and killings a-plenty

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This is exactly as insane as the title would suggest, and that's probably a good thing

I may have been a little slow on the draw putting this one up today, but in my defense, that's because I was laughing so hard.

I have to assume that's okay with Timur Bekmembetov and Tim Burton and Seth Graeme-Smith, because no matter how straight-faced this trailer plays it, the entire notion of successfully convincing a studio to pay big money to make and release a film called "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" has got to be one of the biggest "Holy crap, we were kidding BUT THEY REALLY DID IT" moments in the history of film.

The only way you make that film work once you decide to make it is to go all in.  No half-measures.  You can't be embarrassed to be making it.  Noooo… you have to go the other direction.  You have to pack more "f**k yeah" into every single minute of running time than has ever been attempted before.  You have to crank it up and let it run hot.  It is patently absurd, so embrace that.  Be absurd.  Be big and crazy and supercharged with lunacy.  Don't just have Abraham Lincoln kill vampires.  Have him kung-fu fight them in slow motion while dual-wielding deadly axes.  Go for it.

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<p>When you're a six-year-old 'Star Wars' fan, there is no bigger celebrity alive than R2D2</p>

When you're a six-year-old 'Star Wars' fan, there is no bigger celebrity alive than R2D2

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Watch: Sneaky stormtroopers and breakfast with R2 in final Film Nerd 'Star Wars' diary

A long day at ILM features familiar images everywhere

So let's recap.  We ran the first video diary, a second video diary, and I published a review of the experience Toshi and I had with our screening of "Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace 3D."

That means there's only one more piece to run, and it's the loosest of the three.  On the Sunday of our trip, we got up and headed over to the Presidio, where ILM has its main facility.  This was by far the most theatrical part of our stay, and it's the event that Toshi has spent the most time talking about since we got back.  It made a huge impression on him, and I'll be honest… it made a pretty big impression on me as well.

At Skywalker Ranch, the most film nerdy thing you'll see is the movie poster collection that George Lucas has put together, none of which are for his own films.  It is, dare I say, tasteful and restrained in every way.  It is not a building designed for "Star Wars" fans… although they did probably pay for it.  Instead, ILM is the place where the iconography of his career is on full display.

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