'True Blood' recap: Progress at last in 'Everybody Wants to Rule the World'
Some guest stars bite the dust and Salome dances for Bill
Guest star Scott Foley finally finds some closure on "True Blood"
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If last week's cliffhanger was a bit ambiguous -- did Bill's suggestion to blow up all the Tru Blood factories signal a genuine shift to the dark side, or did he have something bigger up his sleeve? -- this week seemed to erase any doubt that Bill has indeed lost his damn mind. (Or he's playing an incredibly savvy long game.) And that's just one way that the floundering series stepped up its game this week.
For a show severely overstuffed with storylines and characters, "True Blood" can seem maddeningly slow going. It doesn't help that the multitude of plot threads vie for slivers of screen time week after week. But "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" kicked off the season's final third by giving us real progress on several fronts.
In celebration of the forward momentum, I'm departing from the usual Good/Bad breakdown to focus on the four storylines the episode advanced in meaningful ways:
1) The Vampire Authority
Like it or not, this is the season's defining arc. Now that we're at episode nine, I think we can safely crown Salome as the year's primary villain (Chris Meloni's Roman was just a decoy), and depending on what happens in the next three weeks she still has a chance of finishing ahead of season four's Marnie in the Big Bad Rankings. Salome's not going to beat Michelle Forbes' Maryann or Denis O'Hare's Russell, but Valentina Cervi had two good moments this week (the Dance of the Seven Veils/sex scene with Bill where she also revealed a major motivation for her actions is rewriting her place in history, and her climactic moment of triumph when Bill betrayed Eric) and regained some of the alluring mystery she lost by delivering too much clunky dialogue in the last few episodes.
The Authority drama also got a boost from the reintroduction of Tina Majorino's perky techie Molly, now firmly in cahoots with Eric. Given how the episode ended, will Salome punish and dispose of Molly as a traitor, or does she still have a chance at helping Eric get the upper hand? I'm actually hoping she sticks around. Especially compared to the disappointing way the show has developed (or failed to develop) the relationship between Eric and his "sister"/lover Nora, Majorino's fleeting appearances have brought some much welcome light and energy to a murky, lifeless storyline.
2) The Hate Group
While the Vampire Authority has been plotting to wage war on humans, the other side of the extremist coin this season has been the anti-supernatural hate group that shot Sam and Luna, kidnapped Jessica and tried to initiate Hoyt. The big mystery (in theory) has been who's running the show. As many predicted, it turned out to be old Sheriff Bud Dearborne... kinda. Barely used as a regular in the first two seasons, Will Sanderson's Dearborne randomly popped back up two weeks ago, just as the hunt for the hate group's "Dragon" intensified. And in an uncharacteristically swift development, tonight's episode not only revealed Bud as a key figure in the hate group, but also exposed his new girlfriend Sweetie (Jennifer Hasty) as the Dragon. Why? Because her husband left her for a shifter. That's the kind of lame anti-climactic explanation we expect from "True Blood" these days.
What we should be expecting from "True Blood" (but don't often get): lurid craziness like Sam's naked fight with Dearborne and Luna's naked smackdown of Sweetie. Also, rapid resolution: Andy shot Dearborne in the head, Sam saved Sookie's life (again), Sweetie got pummeled by Luna and hate group captive Hoyt wound up getting munched on by pigs. Even though I doubt we're done with the hate group entirely (especially with the Authority ramping up for war), at least we're through treating it like a mystery. (But Hoyt actually dying from pig attacks is probably too much to ask for, right?)
3) The Ifrit
I don't think anyone was ever expecting a great finish to this. The question of what exactly was stalking Terry Bellefleur and the platoon he fought with in Iraq has been a drag on the whole season, subjecting us to cheesy wartime flashbacks, wasting guest star Scott Foley as Terry's corrupt commanding officer and daring us not to laugh at the revelation of a giant smoke monster called the Ifrit. But the good news is, it seems to be over! And Foley finally got something significant to do when Patrick took Arlene hostage at Merlotte's. He also tried to talk Terry out of shooting him. He wasn't successful. And hopefully we can all put this behind us (and Terry and Arlene will decide they need to get the hell out of Bon Temps before falling victim to another half-assed ghost story).
4) The Wolf Pack
One of the season's least exciting storylines sucked a little less this week for two reasons: It barely had any screen time, and what happened was actually interesting. I don't mean Alcide's quest to work out his daddy issues -- I consider that a tangent simply to introduce Robert Patrick in what will probably be another of the show's unsatisfying and irrelevant guest gigs. I mean Russell's visit to the wolf pack which resulted in a confrontation with Martha and the confiscation of Emma (in cute puppy form) as a gift for Russell's new squeeze, Steve. Why those two were roaming free of the Vampire Authority I have no idea (I guess Russell has earned Salome's trust), but anything that gets Russell out into the world again to stir up trouble is a good move.
If there was a downside to all of these advances -- besides the fact that the show is still a long way off from its justifiably Emmy nominated glory days of season two -- it's that four of the best characters were largely on the sidelines. Jessica cried blood over Hoyt's tortured heart, Lafayette helped Sookie contact Gran and led her on the path to Dearborne, and Pam and Tara had their weekly token scenes at Fangtasia (as Pam worried for Eric's safety after the Tru Blood factory explosions), but they were all mostly extraneous to the main events.
Still, any episode of "True Blood" that kills off multiple characters (even if they're guest stars) and provides closure in storylines (even if the closure proves short-lived) is a model for how this show should look more often.
What did you think of this week's episode?
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August 6, 2012 at 6:46AM EST Reply to CommentThe reason the show used to work so well back in the day was it kept close to what happened in the book series (yes, I am one of those). Lately, it's all "we're keeping the character names but we know better than their creator," and that's why we have this dog's breakfast of a show instead.
Liz not all of us care about the books but even though this is still one of my favorite shows,this season has been a little off kilter. There was no purpose at all to the ilfrit (?) Story,except to keep arlene as useless as she s always been. And sookie seems to be playing the role of a gerbil on a wheel this season,and tara and pam have no real relationship developing fast enough. These stupid so-called Seasons that only consist of 9 lousy episodes anymore need to move and develop faster Mr. Ball!! And when you bring on an engaging new character such as Chris Meloni's "Roman", keep him around for awhile! He s the only reason I got excited about this season! Even sexy Eric is starting to get monotonous.
August 6, 2012 at 7:27AM ESTmcspinelli I haven't read the books, but I feel they need to go back to the Season One and Two style of writing, meaning all the characters ban together to fight one big bad at the end of the season.
August 6, 2012 at 4:19PM ESTAfter Michelle Forbes as the Mynad (sp?), I thought True Blood would continue down the skilled actor/actress to play "one big bad" trail while developing other characters. Obviously I was wrong with the garbage writing and terrible character development we've seen the last 3 seasons.
I hope this season ends with a vampire-human war, where at least 50%-70% of the characters are killed off and start next season with just Sookie, Bill ,Eric, Lafayette, Pam, Russell, Jason, and Sam. Any character I left off the list is because the character sucks or are totally useless to the show.
Ash
August 6, 2012 at 8:50AM EST Reply to CommentWell, this show will never be great, but at least this season is shaping up to be better than the last one.
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August 6, 2012 at 10:31AM EST Reply to CommentScott Foley is in the starring cast. Just another sign that the show is way off course. Why hire a decent actor to a starting role and then waste him (literally)?
NH140
August 6, 2012 at 10:49AM EST Reply to CommentI can't believe that Alan Ball is responsible for this derailed mess. I am rewatching Six Feet Under this summer and while SFU had its problems, the difference in quality is... shocking.
Sandra
August 6, 2012 at 11:52AM EST Reply to CommentThis season is insane. No more random new storylines. It's becoming so Scooby Doo. Keep: Fae, Vampires, Shifters, Wolves and humans. We should be delving deeper into these stories and the characters. No more ifrits, witches, warlocks, werepanthers, ghosts that steal babies, and other crap. I'm so annoyed by all of the storylines!
Allix
August 7, 2012 at 1:56PM EST Reply to CommentOk, I'm a student of political science and shows like True Blood are my escape from the enraging idiocy of politics and the inevitably resulting evangelism associated with it.... So when the show goes 'political' and makes major characters not only unlikable but kind of boring, it seriously pisses me off. Enough of this world domination/re'vamping' religion BS... When are we going to have a bad guy with real teeth that takes action instead of surrounding herself with innuendo? And the lack of contact between Sookie and the vampire community has this whole season off-kilter!