Recap: 'Survivor: Philippines' - 'Whiners are Wieners'
As power shifts in the game, interpersonal dynamics move front and center
Abi pouts in "Survivor: Philippines."
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Feeding grapes is not as hard as Carter makes it look. They arrive at the spa getaway to discover massage tables and bathtubs, and immediately agree they’re not going to talk about strategy (thus putting the kybosh on my thoughts regarding why it could be interesting). Abi loves that there’s no old people, and is all too willing to not talk about strategy, a suggestion Malcolm makes in part because he’s going to have to eliminate these people to get to the final three. Pete is smart and fit, so now believes he has the fuel to kick some butt, while Carter decides to feed Malcolm some grapes, because why not. The show wastes no time getting them back to camp, which implies they really didn’t talk about strategy, which really is pretty silly.
Foot in the mouth, but no foot in the door. But then again, Abi never has been great at the whole “talking” thing. Abi comes back from the reward and flaunts it, using words like “breathtaking” and describing her food baby in vivid detail. Carter’s favorite part was a spicy sauce—I know when I think of Carter, I think “Spicy!”—but Abi is now Cinderella of “Survivor,” plucked from poverty to become royalty (a cultural reference that proves valuable foreshadowing for Tribal). Malcolm suggests she has the social grace of a Mack truck, and she proves it when she hears her name in a conversation, gives a speech in which she quits kitchen duty, and just completely checks out of the game. A pouting Abi takes us to commercial, which raises the question: is there any way we leave this episode without Abi or Pete being voted off?
Together until the final four (or until, like, something else comes up). To keep things interesting, the focus shifts to the other side of the equation. Skupin and Malcolm make their plans known: Skupin knows Malcolm and Denise are going to vote together, and Malcolm thinks Lisa is the logical fourth. Of course, Lisa actually thinks Penner is more trustworthy is based on their transcendent conversation last week. Penner is uncomfortable with commitment at this stage in the game—relationship metaphors abound!—even if it means he could be blindsided, as getting ahead of the game seems dangerous. Lisa thinks it’s a missed opportunity for Penner, and then it’s settled: Malcolm, Lisa, Skupin and Denise disappear into the woods and make an alliance. Skupin thinks Malcolm is a gamer, and he’s a bit nervous, but he’s in it nonetheless.
Screaming can’t make an anti-climax more exciting, Jeff. It seems like a big moment in terms of the larger game plan, but it also adds a new dimension to the Immunity Challenge given that Penner and Carter are now officially on the outside and could potentially be voted out early. Mind you, the odds are against Pete winning Immunity—the only situation which would keep them from successfully voting out Pete and flushing out Abi’s Immunity Idol, so that suspense could be misplaced. But it at least adds some dimension to the typical “Thread an Object Through Ropes” task, this year featuring a buoy. The first round drops them to five, the second round (a balance beam) drops them to three, and then a water version decides who gets immunity.
Pete’s plight is finally mentioned outright, but it’s a quick end to the narrative when Carter grabs the final spot in the second round. Pete and Abi are left to sit out with Lisa, which is why the editors were trying to give Skupin and Penner more prominence in the pre-challenge editing. The balance beam has Malcolm and Penner struggling, with Carter and Denise joining Skupin in the final three. Carter continues to fight back against his edit by showing some prowess, figuring out a way to avoid leaving a boat the ropes are wrapped around. However, Carter’s strategy works less effectively on the next obstacle, leading to a close showdown for the final knot; in the end, though, it’s Carter’s second individual immunity win. Probst’s commentary makes this sound like an exciting showdown, but it’s between two members of a majority alliance, so his hysterics could only do so much.
We call the big one flighty. Abi thought today’s challenge was really swell, but bad news: she didn’t win, and neither did Peter. Sadface, y’all. So her alliance—which now includes the hidden immunity idol, which unfortunately for Abi can’t vote—is pretty much doomed, at which point Penner seems like the master planner: three vote for Pete, three vote for Abi, and if she plays the Idol Pete goes home. It’s the exact strategy every person who watches the show presumed would be in play this week, so it’s hard to believe it’s “Penner’s idea” so much as a group consensus. But the editors want to present Penner as vulnerable after his conversation with Lisa and Skupin, so he’s put front and center.
Meanwhile, Abi and Pete are scheming. They think they can convince Skupin and Lisa—the two people who just made a secret alliance with Malcolm—to get rid of Malcolm, who is too dangerous. Pete thinks Skupin is flighty, and Abi thinks Lisa is their better bet, but they’re going to pitch it to everyone. Lisa thinks it’s a wonderful plan, and pats Abi on the head for coming up to it, but now that she’s in another alliance she’s given them their word and that’s that. Carter mumbles that he’s in a pretty good spot, and Penner explains to Abi that he’s won his partners’ trust and has no reason to blindside someone and fit into that dangerous narrative.
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November 22, 2012 at 12:41AM EST Reply to CommentI had no sympathy for Abi's "cultural confusion". Since it wasn't cultural confusion, it was just her not being self aware enough. I can't believe she tried to blame it on her not being able to speak english well. She has spoke it perfectly fine, you can tell exactly what annoying or mean spirited thing she is saying in a confessional. I will be glad once she is gone next week, and then the real game begins.
I think Pete was in the end was a bad player. He made the mistake of hitching his wagon onto someone too early. That is the problem with early alliances you really don't know what you are going to get down the line. Tandang was never truly in control after the merge, because Pete and his two best pals never really treated Skupin or Lisa right. It didn't even seem like he pretended that he wanted them around, he made it pretty clear to them that they were gone when he would need them gone, and that was his biggest mistake. And he also turned out not to be that great at the challenges. In the end his exit made perfect sense with how he played.
Max "It’s a really well-cast season on the whole, and in a weaker season I could see Abi completely derailing the game instead of proving a valuable piece of the puzzle."
November 22, 2012 at 12:00PM ESTThis. The problem with so many recent seasons is that the over-the-top personalities have overshadowed and overwhelmed their less compelling cast mates. See NaOnka in Nicaragua, Colton in One World, Russell Hantz in Samoa, Coach in South Pacific, etc. The lesson to me: for every one Abi it takes a Penner, a Lisa, a Denise, a Malcolm, and a Skupin to balance things out.
sauloccl The "basic cultural codes" we have here in Brazil are exactly the same you guys have. I'd have thought her excuse ("English is not my first language") was crap but after her performance during the reward challenge, I actually believe in her (to some extent). She didn't understand a single word of what Jeff said when he described the challenge. It seems like she saw the previous contestants and did what she believed was "the same".
November 22, 2012 at 8:28PM ESTI noticed that she doesn't listen to people very often. In all the scenes featuring her, she monopolizes the conversation by doing all the talk. She clearly lacks social skills (especially for someone who's playing Survivor to win) but her insecurities with the language may have amplified these problems.
Other than that, (Yes, I remember Earl, the winner of Survivor Fiji who had never watched the show before... and I know that nothing justifies Abi's behaviour, but) I'm pretty sure she didn't watch a lot of Survivor. Daniel needs to ask her how many seasons she has watched before entering the game.
Trent
November 22, 2012 at 3:09AM EST Reply to CommentAbi should have voted for Pete and kept her idol. That would have shaked things up for next week when she could use her idol and someone lee would have to get voted out.
sauloccl I don't think she understands the way the game is played. How many seasons of Survivor has she watched? I bet the answer is just a few.
November 22, 2012 at 7:34PM ESTosiskars I have thought for this many times. This is not the first time ,that somebody could have done this. When everybody knows it is going to be a split vote, and you just cant flip somebody , why not keep the idol, and be a winner, yes you will screw up that one person, but then again maybe they would appreciate your clever play...
November 22, 2012 at 7:56PM ESTJimbo Vote off Pete and keep the Idol, and you look even worse to the jury and get to stay around for a few more days and then probably get booted anyway, or used as a pawn at best. Stick with Pete and roll the dice on someone flipping, and you have a chance to take back control of the game. I don't blame her for not flipping. She was screwed anyway as soon as Artis got sent packing.
November 22, 2012 at 8:42PM ESTbbq_hax0r It's about survival. No one is flipping, that was pretty obvious, take a chance.
November 26, 2012 at 10:35PM ESTMulderism
November 22, 2012 at 3:43AM EST Reply to CommentWow. If it wasn't Abi getting Probst's pointed remarks I'd say the guy was an a-hole. But since it was Abi I'll refrain from calling Probst an a-hole. Even if he was being an a-hole. Not that he's regularly an a-hole or anything. Far be it for me to infer that he's an a-hole.
Jim
November 22, 2012 at 9:16AM EST Reply to CommentI actually felt bad for Abi I do agree she can be mean at times and bitchy no doubt. But where she`s from most of the women are outspoken, strong and opioninated nothing wrong with that.
Shawn Being outspoken, strong, and opinionated doesn't equate to being a self-absorbed asshole. I know plenty of outspoken, strong, and opinionated women and none of them are vile bags of hate like Abi is.
November 22, 2012 at 11:17AM ESTosiskars Its not like she just arrived from Brazil, she has been living in USA for a while(if not all her life) ... lets not make it cultural... Women are outspoken and opinionated in general.
November 22, 2012 at 7:58PM ESTtroopermsu
November 23, 2012 at 3:56PM EST Reply to CommentIt's not a cultural problem to realize it's rude to constantly interrupt other people when they are talking. Tired of Abi.
bbq_hax0r
November 26, 2012 at 10:38PM EST Reply to CommentI actually came away liking Pete and feel like if he had aligned with RC instead they could have done some damage in this game. Pete seemed to be fairly reasonable and intelligent (the idol clue was smart), but had to stick with his mistake. Comments about Abi even before this episode suggested he was aware of her effect. Oh well, maybe he'll get a chance at redemption in a later season.
Ingrid Hohe
November 30, 2012 at 9:52PM EST Reply to CommentTHE SOONER Abi goes the better I will like this season. Can't stand her and her selfish ways and how she talks over everyone and does never listen because she is thinking about what Abi has to say.
I think all the other players pretty well behaved themselves and were respectful except Abi. Now she is playing the victim card, but what she doesn't understand is she asked for it by having such a biting personality. Oh I'm done cooking...bla bla bla. No cookie, no eatie after all her bragging about all the food and the wonderful time they had...it's all about her and don't think she didn't know what she was doing!!!! Absolutely no people skills what so ever! Bye Abi can't wait til you go!!!
"Cultural confusion" humbug! And language barrier, she sure can dish out the words when she wants to.
d
January 16, 2013 at 2:33AM EST Reply to CommentAbi was the best!