9:01 p.m. Wait. Did Ryan Seacrest just sign up for FourSquare one minute before the start of a Wednesday (May 5) "American Idol" results show? That's what his Twitter account seems to be indicating. [Note: I follow Seacrest on Twitter because every once in a while he tells me important things like when he saved the season by heroically rescuing Crystal Bowersox from her insecurities. He, however, does not follow me. You suck, Seacrest! No, I kid. A little. Maybe.]
9:02 p.m. Yes, Feliz Cinco de Mayo to you as well, Ryan.
9:02 p.m. Ryan says that 32 million votes were cast last night. That number isn't going up, Ryan. You may wanna stop mentioning it. It only exposes the show's overall decline, since it isn't hard to go back and check out voting totals from past seasons.
[Full recap of Wednesday's "American Idol" results after the break...]