<p>Brendon of 'Big Brother'</p>

Brendon of 'Big Brother'

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Recap: 'Big Brother' Season 12- Sunday Premiere

The first nominees are put on the block – but are they the right ones?

So, last we saw our latest batch of hamsters, they were going all kinds of “Lord of the Flies” on one another, as Julie had revealed the presence of the saboteur. I was talking about this with a friend of mine, and he brought up the very valid point that “BB” blew it by revealing the saboteur twist this early in the season, as now everyone is too paranoid to form alliances and may actually isolate themselves in order to wallow in their growing paranoia. And we know that’s always good TV, people locked in a house staring suspiciously at one another in nervous silence.

[Full recap of Sunday's "Big Brother" after the break...]
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<p>Alex of 'So You Think You Can Dance'</p>

Alex of 'So You Think You Can Dance'

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Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' Results - Down to 7

Would bad dancing or bad health doom the latest 'SYTYCD' contestant?

Oooh, this is a nerve wracking episode. We kick things off with a heavenly (literally) Mia Michaels routine with all the dancers floating around on little puffy clouds, then Nigel gets to prattle on about Emmy nominations, Adam gets excited about getting nominated for the Oscars, and finally Nigel gets excited about National Dance Day. But can we really focus on any of this when we’ve got an injured front runner and two other dancers about to join him in the bottom three? Seriously, this is not good for my heart.

[Full recap of Thursday's "So You Think You Can Dance" results after the break...]

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<p>Andrew of 'Big Brother'</p>

Andrew of 'Big Brother'

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Recap: 'Big Brother' Season 12 Premiere

'Big Brother' is back –- but with a devious twist

Some people call “Big Brother” one of the impending signs of Armageddon and the nadir of reality television schlock, but I call it a little slice of heaven. Really, the only thing that could make it better is a devious, underhanded twist. Or a fatality. And guess what? We get one this season!  I mean, a twist. Yes, a saboteur, so it’s basically “The Mole” meets “BB” so, good times.

[Full recap of Thursday (July 8) night's "Big Brother" after the break...]

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<p>Adechike of 'So You Think You Can Dance'</p>

Adechike of 'So You Think You Can Dance'

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Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' Performances - The Top 8

Mia gets booed for her comments – but are the judges using a double standard?

So, the new twist in tonight’s episode is that everyone is dancing once with an all-star, then later with a competitor. Which should be interesting, given that there are only two girls left, which must be making the guy all-stars completely ticked off. But none of that matters, because Alex is injured! Nigel says at best, he’s off this week, but at worst, it could be a ruptured Achilles tendon, which would definitely mean his time is up. And there he is in the audience, getting a little weepy, and this is just awful. For him to be such a front runner, then get the boot from the show for reasons that have nothing to do with his dancing for the SECOND time, egads, that’s rotten, rotten luck.

 
Anyway, let’s move on with the dancing.
 
[Full recap of Wednesday's (July 7) "So You Think You Can Dance" after the break...]
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<p>Robert of 'So You Think You Can Dance'</p>

Robert of 'So You Think You Can Dance'

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Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' Results - Down to 8

The judges say the worst dancer isn’t going home this week

Oh, yay, elimination night. It seems like a forgone conclusion that Melinda and her tap shoes are shuffling out the door, but we still have to sit through an hour of false tension and filler segments, so let the games begin!

 

[Full recap of Thursday's (July 1) "So You Think You Can Dance" after the break...]
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<p>Melinda of 'So You Think You Can Dance'</p>

Melinda of 'So You Think You Can Dance'

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Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' Performances - The Top 9

Several performances are declared the best in 'SYTYCD' history – but one definitely isn’t

Tonight’s episode is all about inspiration, and slow motion, and black-and-white cinematography. Or something. And that all sounds very exciting, but I’m just hoping there is some kick-ass dancing. Only nine dancers are left, so it’s game on, whoo hoo!

Sometimes I wish, when Cat asks the crowd to welcome their judges, the crowd would just scream out something else, like Smurfs or trash collectors or pickle eaters, just to mix it up a little.
 
In an attempt to eat up part of the two hours, we get to see the not-exactly-interesting picking of names process.
 
Lauren picks Neil for Broadway.
Melinda picks Pasha for salsa
Billy picks Kathryn for contemporary
Ashley picks Ade for contemporary, which she’s super excited about.
Robert gets Courtney for jazz.
Jose gets Anya for samba.
Kent gets Allison for jazz.
Adechike gets Lauren for hip-hop.
Alex gets Twitch. Huh? I guess for hip-hop, you don’t need a chick so much. Alex looks crushed, but I think that has more to do with dancing hip-hop than anything else. I wouldn’t want to have to go toe to toe with Twitch for a hip-hop number, either.
 
[Full recap of Wednesday's "So You Think You Can Dance" after the break...]
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<p><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); ">Joe Manganiello and Anna Paquin of 'True Blood'</span></p>

Joe Manganiello and Anna Paquin of 'True Blood'

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Recap: 'True Blood' - 'It Hurts Me Too'

Sookie and her new werewolf buddy Alcide take a roadtrip to Mississippi

 

When we last left Sookie Stackhouse, she was fending off a randy Eric Northman, who was just, you know, stopping by in case of werewolf attack. He was right. As we open on episode three of season three, a real nekkid werewolf leaps into the scene looking to attack the little lady. Sookie still has that gun, which accidentally puts a bullet into Eric as he leaps into undead action. And they end up killing the werewolf before they can squeeze much information out of him.
 
[Full recap of Sunday's (June 27) "True Blood" after the break...]
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<p>Melinda of 'So You Think You Can Dance'</p>

Melinda of 'So You Think You Can Dance'

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Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' Results - Down to 9

The bottom three is a surprise – but yet another girl goes home

A few thoughts about the opening number. One, Sonya may be the show’s best, or at least most creative, choreographer. Two, this is possibly the best top ten ever. And finally, it’s going to suck when voters eliminate all the girls and every opening number is a big sausage fest, at least when it comes to actual competitors. I’m just saying, there doesn’t seem to be a lot of love for the girls, and I don’t see that changing this week, either.

[Full recap of Thursday's (June 24) "So You Think You Can Dance" after the break...]

And it’s on with the show! Adam and Cat are going to see the new “Twilight” movie, and Nigel rescued two dogs. I feel so much closer to them now, although it seems Mia doesn’t seem to be part of the backstage chit chat, which makes me a little sad, as she seems like she would have interesting weekend plans. National Dance Day blah blah blah blah. Cat hasn’t been doing her NappyTabs routine. If you have exciting plans for National Dance Day, you can get your video aired on the show. Start talking money, and I might be more interested.
 
Cristina, Kent and Adechike are the first three on the block. First, we revisit Kent’s dance. And people love the Kent, so the Kent is fine. Kent is super happy about that. And his parents are thanking baby Jesus in the audience. Then, we review Adechike’s unnervingly fake smile dancing. If I had to pick someone to be in the bottom based on last night, I’d have to go with Adechike. But he’s also fine. Cristina, not fine. She is in the bottom three. Again. Which shocks Adam. He gives Cristina props for taking criticism, and knows she’s going to bring it. Actually, he said slaughter it, which seems a little violent. But fine, whatever, she will. I really, really don’t understand why Cristina keeps ending up in the bottom, honestly. There are some other girls who could disappear and I wouldn’t blink, but Cristina has regularly turned in strong performances. I don’t get it. Is it the braces? What, people? Where is the love for Cristina?
 
If I never see that Tide Free and Gentle commercial again, it will be too soon. That kid gives me the creeps. And please, don’t tell me how she looks just like your niece/daughter/best friend from kindergarten, or tell me how I don’t like kids. I just don’t like this kid. And, possibly, Tide. It’s elimination night, Cristina’s in the bottom three again, I’m allowed to be cranky, so there.
 
And we’re back. Four more dancers on the block.  Alex is… safe. Of course he’s safe. Even if he wasn’t safe, c’mon, the judges would keep him. I think he knows this now, because he doesn’t look as worried as last week. Or maybe he just looks tired, I don’t know.
 
Jose is… really not good at Bollywood but he’s a bright light or whatever. And he’s safe. I don’t get it.
 
Ashley has… curled her hair.
 
Melinda is… wearing high-waisted Spandex pants. Red high-waisted Spandex pants, mind you. This falls under the “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should” rule.
 
Between the two of them, the one in the bottom three is… Melinda. God, this is like last week all over again. Nigel says voters didn’t connect with her, and he blames the dress. Seriously, not the dress. Whatever you do, Melinda, don’t tap for your life.
 
Uh-oh, we’re down to the last three – Lauren, Billy and Robert. I find it hard to believe any one of these dancers would be in the bottom. Yes, Billy crumped, but he lived to tell the tale, which is pretty impressive. And both Lauren and Robert were solid last night. And the unlucky one is… Robert? Huh. Really, kind of a surprise. Was he really the weakest link of the boys last night? When Jose was murdering Bollywood? Mia doesn’t want to lose him and says he’s one of the judges’ favorite performers. I think Robert needs to cut down on the wacky/goofy crap when he’s not dancing, because it just makes the little tweens who could be crushing on him think he’s just as gross as the little boys sitting behind them making fart jokes during math class.
 
Just a thought – it seems that the producers are using a lot of the footage of the all-stars mouthing off to the judges (Courtney, Comfort, Anya, etc.) in defense of their partners during these recaps. I had been thinking that, given how it seemed to generally annoy the judges, we might not see this in future weeks, but now I can see why the producers might want to keep this. The dancers have clearly learned from previous seasons to take their lumps with quiet grace, so the all-stars are the only ones who can bring the drama. Kind of genius, really.
 
Time for a guest performance. Oh hey, it’s Bryan Gaynor. We love Bryan Gaynor. He performs with his two buddies, who make up the rest of Remote Control. I’m a little sad they all go for the mask option, but it doesn’t matter because crap, they’re good. Really good. I hope they get a hell of a lot of work from this. Even if they’re dressed like those metallic guys who’ll bust a move for a buck that you see at every tourist trap.
 
Next, Cristina dances her ass off. I really think Cristina has the potential to learn and grow, and this is a strong performance. Why she hasn’t found a following, I have no idea.
 
Melinda. Oh yay, she’s tapping. Yes, she’s a very good tapper. But the fact remains, tap is just the most spastic, ugly dance out there, no matter how good it is. I’d rather watch ducks waddle across the stage, honestly.
 
Robert dances. He also brings it. Judges, end our suffering and send home the tapper, please.
 
Debi Nova performs “Drummer Boy” She looks like Jillian Michaels’ slightly cuter sister. What’s interesting is her dress is both boring (beige) and weird (the hemline) at the same time. Someone needs a stylist, methinks. But the song’s fine. At least it’s danceable, which is always a good thing on a show about, well, dance.  
 
Cat is either gigantic, or Debi Nova is a midget. They’re kind of like one of those Guinness Book of World Records photos of the shortest and the tallest women in the world, except usually those women are not as cute and more on the creepy side.
 
Nigel reveals a decision has been made, and it’s not unanimous. He tells Robert it would be easier to kick him to the curb, due to the surplus of boys on the show. But, no can do. Then, he asks Melinda to step forward. He tells her the public just isn’t connecting with her, and he would have liked to let her go, but Mia and Adam wanted to keep her. So, that leaves Cristina. WTF? Nigel tells her she was brilliant last night, she’s grown each week, she wants to learn and her work ethic is good. So why not keep her? Cristina takes it like a champ.
 
Time to watch her inspiring montage, which, hello, just says to me she should stay on the show. Oh, crap, she’s tearing up. She thanks everyone for the opportunity and says she’s not going to cry and she’ll never forget the experience. This is just a drag, honestly. I know, we’re down to the final ten, everyone’s good, but I think Cristina should have outlasted Melinda, most definitely.
 
I notice the other dancers aren’t crying this week, at least not like the nervous breakdowns of last week. Boy, they toughen up fast. Last week they fell apart like soggy toilet paper. But there’s a big group hug for Cristina, which suggests that everyone is probably sleep deprived and exhausted, or maybe just jealous that Cristina gets to go home and eat a sandwich and take a nap, which probably starts sounding pretty good to everyone at this point in the competition.
 
So, can’t say this was the conclusion I’d hoped for this week. Another girl bites the dust, and not even the weakest girl, if you ask me. Although it might be interesting to see an all-guy final five, just for the hell of it. After all, it’s Alex and Billy’s contest to lose at this point, so how the next few weeks go is almost beside the point.
 
 
Do you think Cristina should have gone home? Do you think the girls are weaker than the boys? Who do you think is going to win?

 

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<p>Comfort and Billy Bell of 'So You Think You Can Dance'</p>

Comfort and Billy Bell of 'So You Think You Can Dance'

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Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' - The Top 10 Perform

The judges take one dancer to task, but is their criticism fair?

Top Ten! Based on applause, or lack thereof, during the intro, Melinda and Cristina have their work cut out for them. But hey, you never know whose family is in town, so applause, shmapplause. So let’s get to it.

Cat Deeley reminds the audience that they’re live, which seems like a bad idea to me, because it’s practically asking someone to streak naked across the stage or start screaming epithets that will get Fox fined by the FCC. But “SYTYCD” fans may be too wholesome for that.
 
[Full recap of Wednesday's (June 24) "So You Think You Can Dance" after the break...]
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Alexander Skarsgard of 'True Blood'

Anna Paquin and Alexander Skarsgard of 'True Blood'

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Recap: 'True Blood' - 'Beautifully Broken'

Vampire Kings, Nazi werewolves and a missing corpse. Just another episode of 'True Blood'...

It’s episode two of Season Three of "True Blood"! Which supernatural creature will get voted off the island tonight? Oh, wait, sorry, different show. But with all the shape-shifting and retractable-fang action going on among way too many cast members, it may actually be nice if some of those kill-offs the show producers have promised us come true soon. 

[Full recap of Sunday's (June 20) "True Blood" after the break...]
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