<p>Chelsey and Ann of 'America's Next Top Model'</p>

Chelsey and Ann of 'America's Next Top Model'

Credit: The CW

Recap: 'America's Next Top Model' Cycle 15 finale - The winner is...

Tyra crowns the new Top Model in a finale titled 'Roberto Cavalli'
And so it has come to this: Chelsey the gap-toothed world-beater versus Ann the awkward dark horse in a fashion fight to! The! Death! The prize for this cycle of America’s Next Top Model is serious, gurl -- high fashion gigs involving high fashion people, including a spread in Vogue Italia, the cover of a Vogue beauty mag, some sort of nebulous exposure on the Vogue Italia Web site, and, of course, of the usual Cover Girl yadda yadda.
Let the couture cage match ... begin!
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<p>Holly of 'Survivor: Nicaragua'</p>

Holly of 'Survivor: Nicaragua'

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Recap: 'Survivor: Nicaragua' - 'You Started, You're Finishing'

The teasers weren't lying. It's an unprecedented night on 'Survivor.'
I'm abroad for work, which means that in order to watch and recap "Survivor: Nicaragua" on Wednesday (Dec. 1) night, I'm actually watching at 1 a.m. on Thursday morning. Why would I possibly choose to do that? Because CBS' promo wizards indicated that tonight's episode is going to be unforgettable and unprecedented. They would never lie to me, would they?
Let's find out! Click through for the full recap of "You Started, You're Finishing"...
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<p>Darren Criss of 'Glee'</p>

Darren Criss of 'Glee'

Credit: Justin Lubin/FOX

Recap: 'Glee' - 'Special Education'

As New Directions enters Sectionals more fractured than ever, Emma reveals surprising news to Will.

I realize that what I expect from most shows is not what I should expect from “Glee.” That doesn’t mean that I will stop trying to expect it, but I understand on a rational level that I set myself up for disappointment for expecting things like “general cohesion” and “relatively consistent characterization” to enter into my nightly television entertainment. In no way do I think (or want) the show to operate under the principles of “Terriers” or “Sons of Anarchy,” two shows that I love but operate under separate rules (even from each other). But not expecting those in particular doesn’t mean I expect nothing from the show at all, either.

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<p>Hal Holbrook of 'The Event'</p>

Hal Holbrook of 'The Event'

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Recap: 'The Event' - 'Everything Will Change'

Will the 2010 finale of 'The Event' hold audiences til February?

“Everything Will Change,” tonight’s episode of “The Event,” left me more frustrated with this show than I’ve been in a good while. That may seem unwarranted: the episode isn’t terrible--not nearly as terrible as “The Event” has been in the past, in any case--and the plot twists weren’t even groan-inducing (as they so often are). But going into the mid-season hiatus, now was the time for the show to justify its own existence and respond to the critics (like me) who have been asking, “Is this really all you’ve got?”

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<p>Nick and Vicki of 'The Amazing Race'</p>

Nick and Vicki of 'The Amazing Race'

Credit: CBS

Recap: 'The Amazing Race' - 'I Hate Chinese Food'

The teams face an eating challenge with multiple Reversals of Fortune
Sunday (November 28) night represented another speedbump in an already rough season for "The Amazing Race."
It's been a season characterized by less-than-appealing contestants and less-than-intriguing challenges. And it's been a season where the most memorable episode was the one that left much of the fanbase confused and alienated by an in-game rule change that could have easily been explained, but was instead left a mystery.
But I don't think I've ended an episode this season at totally frustrated and annoyed as I was as the credits rolled on Sunday's hour, titled "I Hate Chinese Food."
Full recap after the break, or as much of a full recap as I can muster the enthusiasm for. After all, why should *I* bother finishing?
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<p>Bristol Palin of 'Dancing with the Stars'</p>

Bristol Palin of 'Dancing with the Stars'

Credit: ABC

Recap: 'Dancing with the Stars' Season 11 Finale - The winner is...

Would Jennifer Grey, Bristol Palin or that other guy claim the mirrorball?

Considering this episode has actually been on the nightly news more than once, and actually trumped the current Korean crisis for coverage (say that ten times fast), I’m worried that there might be picketing or small scale rioting, though I can’t imagine what that might look like. Maybe “DWTS” fans will knock over Capezio stores, or they’ll picket outside Arthur Murray studios.

[Who won? Who lost? Was there a revolution? Full recap of Tuesday's ("Dancing with the Stars" finale after the break...]
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<p>Carol Burnett, Jane Lynch and Piano Guy from 'Glee'</p>

Carol Burnett, Jane Lynch and Piano Guy from 'Glee'

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Recap: 'Glee' - 'Furt'

As a surprise announcement affects Kurt and Finn, Sue's mother arrives unexpectedly

There are times when I get asked about a certain show the following question: "What episode should I watch to get what it’s all about?" That’s usually a hard question to answer, because most of the shows I tend to love are highly serialized and jumping into a particular episode might leave a newbie lost at sea. Recommending "The Constant" to someone looking to get what the fuss about "Lost" is all about wouldn’t help said person know if the show was for them: they would just stare strangely at the screen and secretly hate me. But for people that want to understand the sum total of "Glee," the extreme highs as well as the frustrating lows, then I would point them directly towards tonight’s installment, "Furt." It’s the Rosetta Stone of the show.

[Full recap of Tuesday (Nov. 23) "Glee" after the break...]

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<p>Laura Innes and Clifton Collins Jr. of 'The Event'</p>

Laura Innes and Clifton Collins Jr. of 'The Event'

Credit: NBC

Recap: 'The Event' - 'Your World to Take'

Leaders Martinez and Sophia handle insurrections from within

After two truly terrible episodes, “The Event” really needed a win tonight. This will never be a great show, but we can still hope that it makes some measure of improvement and avoids its debut season becoming an outright fiasco, right? In that respect, “Your World to Take” does just enough for the series to limp on.

[More on Monday's (Nov. 22) "The Event" after the break...]

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<p>Bristol Palin of 'Dancing with the Stars'</p>

Bristol Palin of 'Dancing with the Stars'

Credit: ABC

Recap: 'Dancing with the Stars' Season 11 Finale - Part I

The dancers perform in the hard-to-call finale, but only one couple gets a perfect score

I hate to say it, but I’m almost relieved that this season of “DWTS” is about over. I still can’t believe an enjoyably silly little dance competition reality show has somehow become a flashpoint for American politics, the 2012 presidential race and a debate over why middle America hates the West Coast, but it has, sucking the fun out of what should be prime time fluff. Of course, this has also resulted in big ratings and even bigger buzz, so we might as well prepare ourselves for “DWTS: The Awkward Politico Spawn Edition.” Yay. 

[Full recap of Monday's "Dancing with the Stars" after the break...]

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<p>Nat &amp; Kat of 'The Amazing Race'</p>

Nat & Kat of 'The Amazing Race'

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Recap: 'The Amazing Race' - 'There's a Lot of Nuts and Bullets'

One team takes a huge advantage, while two teams face U-Turns

Chances are that unless you're at least an amateur film scholar, you've never heard of Edwin Stanton Porter. When it comes to legendary early silent film pioneers, George Melies or the Lumiere Brothers seem to steal all of the love.

Porter worked for Thomas Edison's film company at the turn of the 20th Century and he's credited with being one of the creators of the editing dissolve. Fortunately, he did not create the star-wipe. He's also credited with pioneering the use of cross-cutting to create tension. [Thanks to the awesomeness of YouTube, you can check out 1903's "The Great Train Robbery" in its entirety.] It's one of the most important innovations in the history of cinematic grammar. 
I bring Edwin Porter up for two reasons:
1) I'm pretentious.
2) Sunday (Nov. 21) night's episode of "The Amazing Race" was probably my favorite episode of the entire season -- Two Two, to be sure -- and it was nearly undone by some of the most poorly matched cross-cutting I've ever seen. "The Amazing Race" is a show that's rarely any less than exemplary in its technical crafting, so this was notably weak and annoying.
Click through for my recap of "There's a Lot of Nuts and Bullets"...
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