<p>Jen and Kisha play with poop on Sunday's 'Amazing Race'</p>

Jen and Kisha play with poop on Sunday's 'Amazing Race'

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Recap: 'The Amazing Race' - 'You Don't Get Paid Unless You Win'

The teams seek wisdom and play with manure in India
Many viewers felt like last "Amazing Race" season, in lieu of anything else of interest to recommend it, spent perhaps too much time hammering home the potential significance of a win by an all-female team.
For fans with that sort of hypersensitivity, alarms may have gone off when, at the start of Sunday (April 10) night's "Amazing Race," Mallory expressed an earnest excitement about the possibility of becoming the first parent-child team to win. This wasn't the first time we've heard this possibility mentioned, especially since the season started with four parent-child teams out of 11. But Mel & Mike went out early and Luke & Margie went out in the last new episode, which only aired two weeks ago, though I had totally forgotten about it until the pre-credits recap.
That left Gary & Mallory and Ron & Christina carrying the banner for fathers and daughters. 
Was Mallory's comment a piece of earnest foreshadowing? A piece of ironic foreshadowing? Or a piece of misdirection?
Click through for a somewhat quick recap of Sunday's "Amazing Race" episode, which wasn't exactly a bad one, but also failed to generate any real excitement...
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<p>Dame Helen Mirren, Foo Fighters and Andy Samberg</p>

Dame Helen Mirren, Foo Fighters and Andy Samberg

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Recap: 'Saturday Night Live' - Helen Mirren and Foo Fighters

Would Dame Helen's salty British wit lead to a good episode?

I have to say I can’t quite figure out the number of lengthy breaks during this season of “Saturday Night Live.” After tonight, there won’t be another episode until early May, when Tina Fay returns to host for the third time. That’s essentially a month in between episodes, which might give the show’s featured players more time to make feature films but doesn’t appease many with a love for as much new “SNL” as possible. (Or those with a love/hate relationship with the show, a demographic that probably far exceeds the former.) Hopefully tonight’s Dame Helen Mirren/Foo Fighters edition will provide enough good vibes to last us through Easter Sunday. 

It’s not as if the show will struggle to find things in Mirren’s wheelhouse: she can pretty much do it all, and do it better than anyone. Let’s hope there’s some material for her to really sink her teeth into tonight. Only one way to find out! Onto the recap…

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<p>&nbsp;Mia Kirshner and Nina Dobrev of 'The Vampire Diaries'</p>

 Mia Kirshner and Nina Dobrev of 'The Vampire Diaries'

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Recap: 'The Vampire Diaries' - 'Know Thy Enemy'

Mommy’s back, but is she in cahoots with Klaus?

It’s been a long time since we’ve seen “Vampire Diaries,” but let’s rewind. Isobel is visiting Elena! Isobel is Elena’s vampire mom! Jenna answers the door! Rick is Jenna’s boyfriend and Isobel’s husband! Jenna thinks Isobel is dead! This is all really not good! For someone! Probably Jenna! And Elena, who is always pissed about something or sulking about something, has something new to sulk about. Phew, I’m exhausted and we haven’t even started yet.

[Full recap of Thursday's (April 7) "The Vampire Diaries" after the break...]
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<p>Jacob Lusk</p>

Jacob Lusk

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Recap: 'American Idol' Results - Down to 8 with more surprises

Constantine Maroulis performs and somebody surprising goes home

This bears repeating: On Wednesday (April 6) night, we saw performances from the "American Idol" Top Nine. That means there were nine performances and three judges' critiques per performance. That's 27 individual evaluations over 90 minutes and not a single one of those 27 evaluations was what I would describe as "negative." 

The performances on Wednesday were decent, but they weren't *that* good.

This is the second straight week in which all three judges were afraid to say anything resembling a discouraging word. And so, for the second straight week, it's a wide-open field with elimination approaching on Thursday. I predicted Stefano going home, with Haley and Jacob also making the Bottom Three. 

Was I right?

Click through for a full recap

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<p>Your 'Top Chef Masters' panel</p>

Your 'Top Chef Masters' panel

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Recap: 'Top Chef Masters' Premiere - 'Restaurant Wars'

The chefs are given a challenge so tough more than one can’t complete it

Time for “Top Chef Masters”! I can’t decide if I like this show as much as regular old “Top Chef” because, even though the food always looks insanely good, the chefs tend not to be as insane. I mean, you’re not going to get a Marcel on “Top Chef Masters” simply because a weasel like Marcel is never going to get that far in life. Or at least that’s what I have to hope. Anyway, let’s take a look at our masters:

John Currence, City Grocery Restaurant Group
Suvir Saran, Dévi
John Rivera Sedlar, Playa
Alex Stratta, Stratta
Mary Sue Milliken, Border Grill
Traci des Jardins, Jardinière
Naomi Pomeroy, Beast
Hugh Acheson, Five and Ten
George Mendes, Aldea
Floyd Cardoz, North End Grill
Sue Zemanick, Gautreau’s
[Recap of the "Top Chef Masters" premiere after the break...]
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<p>Boston Rob of 'Survivor: Redemption Island'</p>

Boston Rob of 'Survivor: Redemption Island'

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Recap: 'Survivor: Redemption Island' - 'This Game Respects Big Moves'

As the Merge arrives and a Redeemed player returns, things get interesting
Pre-credit sequence[s]. The Zapatera Five return to camp after booting Sarita.  Everybody's making feeble rationalizations about how they hope they've made the Tribe stronger, while Julie says they need to win a couple challenges in a row. I do believe they're closing the barn door, but all the goats and chicks and horses and cows already got loose. Meanwhile, Sarita arrives at Redemption Island, impressed with the Swiss Family Robinson set-up that Matt has made for himself over the past 10 years of isolation. Matt, clearly getting a bit worn down by his captivity on Redemption Island slurs,  "I was quite happy to see her, because she doesn't appear to be too incredibly tough." At Matt's urging, Sarita reflects on the challenge-losing awesomeness of Zapatera, giving her particular seal of approval to Marine Mike. Matt listens patiently. Up until this point, Matt has been planning on realigning with his Team Rob allies, but listening to Sarita, he seems to be having a change of heart. Perhaps starvation has messed with Matt's math skills?
Full recap of Wednesday's (April 6) "Survivor: Redemption Island" after the break...
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<p>Jaclyn of 'America's Next Top Model'</p>

Jaclyn of 'America's Next Top Model'

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Recap: 'America's Next Top Model' - 'Eric Daman'

Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker shoots the girls

Goodbye Monique, ye of the couture perma-scowl and a voice that only a boutique owner in Malibu could love. You were a ray of sunshine, that is, if the sun were a black hole made of tar and the nightmares of child slaves.

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<p>Pia Toscano of 'American Idol'</p>

Pia Toscano of 'American Idol'

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Recap: 'American Idol' Top 9 - Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Night

The judges love all of the remaining 'Idol' finalists equally

It's Songs Related Vaguely to The Rock -n- Roll Hall of Fame Night on "American Idol." How would the Top 9 handle the nebulous possibilities?

Click through for my recap of Wednesday's (April 6) show...

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<p>Tuesday's 'Dancing with the Stars' results</p>

Tuesday's 'Dancing with the Stars' results

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Recap: 'Dancing with the Stars' Results - The second booted dancer was...

One of the ladies is sent home and Selena Gomez sings

I can’t say I have much expectation built up for tonight’s super! Dramatic! And tense! Elimination! If Wendy Williams doesn’t go home, then I’ll be surprised, but seriously, unless it’s opposite day, she probably already has her suitcase of enormous false eyelashes and hair extensions flying home ahead of her.

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<p>Since NBC had no pictures from this week's episode of &quot;The Event,&quot; we were forced to use this gallery picture of Taylor Cole. FORCED. We hope you don't mind.</p>

Since NBC had no pictures from this week's episode of "The Event," we were forced to use this gallery picture of Taylor Cole. FORCED. We hope you don't mind.

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Recap: 'The Event' - 'You Bury Other Things Too'

Sophia makes a call, Sean gets tough, The President gets shady

One episode in and I already miss Thomas.  And no, it’s not a good sign that I have routinely maligned “The Event,” week after week, and yet begin this week’s review with a note of nostalgia. “You Bury Other Things Too,” however, confirmed my fears of where the show is heading with the major characters we’re now stuck with. Sophia is Hitler, while Martinez is probably Roosevelt at his Japanese-interning worst, but for the sake of simplicity, let’s just call him Stalin. Bluntly, I hate the entire set up. Thomas’ death has committed “The Event” to a path I would hate even if the show were well executed.

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