Some early favorites emerge â€“ and theyâ€™re not kids, either
“Dancing with the Stars” is back! Whoot! Did you know that, because we survived a long, cold winter that we deserve dancing? I did not know this! I thought maybe people deserved space heaters, generators and emergency kits in case of future massive power outages, but hey, dancing, that’s good, too. Anyway, hopefully a cha cha cha or a foxtrot will warm your frostbitten fingers. Let’s get to it!
I like Brooke Burke’s dress except for the witch hat that’s been stuck onto the side. Oh, wait. That’s supposed to be a rose. I think.
We meet our dancers, who all look a bit like they want to throw up. Has Ralph Macchio decided not to age? How old was he when he did “The Karate Kid” anyway, four?
[Full recap of Monday's (Sept. 21) "Dancing with the Stars" after the break...]