<p>Your 'American Idol' Top 3</p>
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Your 'American Idol' Top 3

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Recap: 'American Idol' Top 3 Performances

Will a big fall be a big boost for one singer?

It's time for the "American Idol" Top 3 and Scotty McCreery, Lauren Alaina and charging darkhorse Haley Reinhart are singing thrice apiece on Wednesday (May 18) night. Their first performance? Personal choice. Second performance? Jimmy Iovine's choice. Third performance? Judges' choice.

Who gained the upper hand? Click through for the full recap...

Singer: Scotty McCreery
Song: "Amazed"
My Take: Dude. I wanna be mentored by Beyonce. She loves Scotty, but she's worried about his confidence with his upper range. It's a mighty predictable song choice for Scotty, but what's the point of a personal song choice if you aren't going to pick an utter no-brainer for yourself? Equally predictably, Scotty's much better in the lower-ranged verses than in the build to the chorus, which pushes him to a high point where he's getting lost in the excessive arrangement and background singing. There are at least a couple notes which benefit from being lost. He closes with a nice, assertive note and a smile.
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: Steven Tyler thinks Scotty keeps getting better and somehow imagines that Scotty got angry somewhere in the song. I don't even know what that means. Jennifer Lopez loves that Scotty took her advice and started doing vibrato on every note. Randy produced a version of the song and therefore he thinks it was a great song choice. And oh gosh, Randy actually noticed the pitchy parts. Crazy, right?

Singer: Lauren Alaina
Song: "Wild One"
My Take: I'm very pleased that Lauren didn't do one of three or four Faith Hill songs I'd instantly have guessed. Beyonce advises Lauren to be fearless and a diva. I'm not sure what character Lauren is playing tonight, but it's another character she can't fully embody. And this is yet another song that accentuates that even if we think she's a sweet girl and we like her spirit, her voice remains disappointingly thin every time she's asked to live up to the standards of her idols (or the standard she set in her very first audition). There are rough notes, strained notes and whispered notes aplenty. And guess what? Nobody's going to mention this to Lauren, because all season long, nobody's had the heart to take Lauren to task for not showing any vocal growth in four months of coaching and training.
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: J-Lo compliments Lauren for attacking the song. What an utterly worthless comment. Randy loves seeing Lauren having fun. He loves that in her heart, she seemed to be loving it. But what about THE WAY SHE SANG THE SONG? Steven loved the way Lauren was singing. "You're ready for America to just be all over you," Tyler leers inappropriately.

Singer: Haley Reinhart
Song: "What Is and What Should Never Be"
My Take: This is why I like Haley. She's insane. It's like she's channelling her buddy Casey Abrams and intentionally trying to confuse and alienate the judges and viewers. And doing an initially version of a Led Zeppelin classic? That's just bonkers. And presumably the dude playing guitar stage right is, indeed, Haley's dad. Her smile and the infusion of warm seeing him is perhaps the most unforced emotional reaction of the entire season. The performance? Well, it's a bit frantic, even before Haley trips falling up the stairs. Total face-plant. Total. Like, "Uh-oh. What do you do when that happens?" The answer is that Haley drops a couple words before picking herself back up like an utter champ. She's initially unsteady, but pulls right back into the song and she smiles broadly til she reaches the end, at which point the judges stand for her effort. I think that wins her a lot of support, because you wanna talk about bouncing back? What Haley just did was take what would have probably been a derided or questioned performance and turn it into a "heroic" (again, true heroism isn't often found on reality shows) triumph. And with her dad there with her? That's a Moment. Girl turned faceplant into faceplantade. The only bad part of that performance for Haley? That it came in her first performance rather than her third.
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: "This is what it's all about," Randy cheers, calling her "fearless," and one of her best performances ever. "Haley, did you fall for me," Steve Tyler says and adds, "It's not about how many times you fall. It's about how many times you get back up." J-Lo says that when people fall down, you keep going. Randy declares that "hands down" Haley won Round One.

Singer: Scotty McCreery
Song: Jimmy's Pick: "Are You Gonna Kiss Me Or Not?"
My Take: I don't know this song, but it's Guitar Scotty, so I approve. It is, in fact, a pretty boring song. But Scotty turns it into a solid vocal -- better than his first performance, because it requires less strain -- and a vocal that plays directly to the teenage girls (and really inappropriate older woman) who love him. Simple. Smart. Savvy. Successful. Scotty.
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: Steve says Scotty was living that song. There were so many moments J-Lo loved. "Can you shave your head for the finale," J-Lo requests. Scotty, you'd best take J-Lo's advice. Randy agrees on the short hair and thought it was a good pick for Scotty. Randy then absurdly says that Scotty was "approaching the Garth level." Finally Randy runs off two cliches: One, it was like being at a Scotty concert. And two, Scotty is in it to win it. Will Scotty return for his third performance with his head shaved? And then Ryan and Randy go off into some banter about chest-waxing. It's just not the same without Simon, is it?

Singer: Lauren Alaina
Song: Jimmy's Pick: "If I Die Young"
My Take: Haley falls flat on her face, so Lauren has to create a near-tragedy of her own. In this case, her hose have ripped and she has to remove them and get a rub-down. On-air. Sigh. Now her legs are distracting shiny. I shouldn't be commenting on Lauren Alaina's legs. Stop. Jimmy's doing well on the song-picking. This is a song that doesn't require that Lauren have a Faith Hill or Carrie Underwood-sized voice. The first half of the song is situated right in her range and asks her to do nothing she isn't good enough to do. And she sounds good. Then Lauren has a gaffe of her own mid-song. Does she lose the melody? Does she lose a word? Stop trying to be Haley, Lauren. From that point, the song gets bigger and Lauren starts fumbling, as she does. Still, in the end, instead of thinking about her limitations, all I'm thinking is "That's not the right dress to be sitting down on the stage in, young lady."
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: J-Lo says Lauren has "the most beautiful tone of our finalists." I disagree. But OK. Randy and Steven both praise her for the blunder. Lauren explains that she missed a key change. Ah. Ooops. 

Singer: Haley Reinhart
Song: Jimmy's Pick: "Rhiannon"
My Take: Didi Benami did this one last season. As much as I love Didi Benami, she didn't have the voice for it. Haley does. Before the performance, Haley warns us that her problem is going to be when the lyrics get a bit fast and wordy. That is, indeed, where she runs into trouble a little trouble. And who can blame her? That's also when the wind machine and fog machines kick in simultaneously. Is this Haley's Dream 1989 Music Video? It's mostly a growl-free performance, which should make the Haley-haters happy. But after her first performance? How could she top it? The solution was not wind-and-fog. What this is is another typical Haley gear-change, something she's better at than her two "Idol" rivals, if voters happen to appreciate things like that. After a long season -- and in the middle of a string of lengthy days of upfronts coverage -- I appreciate the variety and versatility.
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: Randy thought she did a good job with it, praising her pitch. Randy's disappointed that guys don't get wind and fog machines. Steven's all, "I get that stuff all the time." Steven's a fan of the performance. J-Lo thought it looked beautiful, but she wanted a Haley wail in the end. Ask to judge Round Two, Steven gives it to Lauren Alaina. J-Lo gives it to Scotty. Randy agrees with J-Lo.

Singer: Scotty McCreery
Song: Judges' Choice: "She Believes In Me"
My Take: Although his hair remains unshorn, Scotty's done enough to lock up his place in the Finals. I can't even begrudge his presence there. Given these three options, he's definitely one of the best two, even if he's a little sharp on the higher notes in the chorus here. He's holding the microphone straight, hitting the lower notes well. Once again, it's a straight-to-the-base performance. Why change strategies now?
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: Tyler's happy. J-Lo said they all wanted to see if Scotty could hit the big chorus. She says the answer was "Yes." I'd say the answer was "Mostly," which is good enough. Randy says he was "sweet and tender in the front." Ummm. OK. Scotty's dad is proud of him. And Scotty's dad sings a few notes. It's Father's Day on "Idol."

Singer: Lauren Alaina
Song: Judges' Choice: "I Hope You Dance"
My Take: Yawn. Uninspired song choice from the judges. And uninspired production choice sticking Lauren with the fog machine as well. The result is foggy, utterly acceptable note-for-note karaoke. Vocally, this is Lauren's best performance of the night, but I'm not sure it should be enough.
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: J-Lo has "goosies from head-to-toe." Then J-Lo says that Lauren's won this round for her already. Really, J-Lo? BOO. Randy loves Lauren's sea-foam dress and tells Ryan that Lauren is in it to win it. Tyler says Lauren sang it perfectly.

Singer: Haley Reinhart
Song: Judges' Choice: "You Oughta Know"
My Take: The judges apparently want growling. But what did Dave Coulier ever do to Haley Reinhart? The song is deceptively low through to the first chorus. Much too low for Haley. MUCH too low. She fights through the first verse with its sanitized raunchiness ("Would she go out with you to the theater?"), but when she gets to the chorus, she gets to wail. And nobody does it better. And because she's a trooper, Haley even goes running up and down the stairs, this time without incident. Without question, it was the night's sexiest performance, but Haley's drained. You can tell. The arc of the show was such that she had to put so much effort into the first two performances that she'd probably have killed for closing torch song of some sort. Instead, she had to deliver the night's first and second highest energy performances as the bread, with freaking Stevie Nicks as the filling. That's hard.
Steven, J-Lo and Randy Say: Will the judges admit that they choice a song that wasn't really right for Haley's voice? Randy loved hearing Haley rock out and gives Haley her second "in it to win it" of the night. Steven calls it perfect and says Haley nailed the choruses. "There's nobody who can match you there," J-Lo says of the choruses. And yay! J-Lo mentions the lowness problems, though doesn't take responsibility for the choice. Steven gives Round Three to Haley. J-Lo and Randy both give the third round to Lauren. Wow! What a shocking coincidence that Randy and J-Lo both gave each of three singers one round apiece.

TONIGHT'S BEST: Your Finale *should* pit Wire-to-Wire Favorite Scotty against Underdog Haley.

TONIGHT'S WORST: Lauren was not bad. Of this group, she's just got the weakest voice and the least performing confidence. I don't hate her. At all. She's gonna sell albums. I don't doubt that. But the finale will be ever-so-much duller with her in it.

IN DANGER: I said it last week and I was wrong, but I'll try it again: A girl is going home this week. Scotty's the only one who doesn't need to worry.


What'd you think? And did you laugh at seeing the stars of FX's "Wilfred" -- the dude in the dog suit and Frodo -- in the audience?

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<p>Javier Colon and Angela Wolff battle on Tuesday's 'The Voice'</p>
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Javier Colon and Angela Wolff battle on Tuesday's 'The Voice'

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Recap: 'The Voice' - The Battles, Part 2

How did this week's four Battles go?

I've been up since 5 a.m. covering TV's upfronts, so it's either going to be a blessing or a curse to get to turn off my brain for an hour to watch eight people scream-yell at each other in Tuesday (May 17) night's second round of Battles on "The Voice."

Let's see how things turn out, after the break...

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Kirstie Alley and Maks Chmerkovskiy of "Dancing with the Stars"

Kirstie Alley and Maks Chmerkovskiy of "Dancing with the Stars"

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Recap: 'Dancing with the Stars' Results - The Final Three

Stevie Nicks performs and another couple gets the boot

I hate to say this, but I suspect Ralph is going home, although I can’t count out Kirstie getting the boot. Admitting you were once a big cokehead on national television (not something she’s ever kept a secret or anything, but might surprise some viewers) is either a fabulous Oprah-worthy way of bonding with viewers or a huge mistake. We’ll find out.

Len requests Chelsea and Mark’s rumba. Even the second time around this is still pretty hot, have to say, which isn’t something I often think about dances that involve a shroud. It’s kind of like watching someone get their groove on at a funeral, though it’s hardly the weirdest thing Chelsea’s had to wear on this show. Anyway, Mark has done a good job of choreographing outside of the box this season and even though it tends to get Len’s knickers in a twist, it’s served Chelsea well. And there’s really nothing wrong with getting Len’s knickers in a twist anyway.
Full recap of Tuesday's (May 17) "Dancing with the Stars" after the break...
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<p>Lea Michele of 'Glee'</p>
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Lea Michele of 'Glee'

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Recap: 'Glee' - 'Funeral'

A sudden death highlights both the strengths and shortcomings of the show's second season

There are some weeks in which “Glee” is the gift that keeps on giving. Not from a viewing perspective, but a writing perspective. It’s never much of a struggle to write about the show, even if it’s often a struggle to figure out what the heck is supposed to be going on in a particular hour as an audience member. “Funeral” contains a little bit of what’s great about the show, and a little bit of what’s horrible about it, but mostly this episode will be remembered spending its second-to-last episode of the year aping another FOX hit.

[Full recap of Tuesday’s (May 17) “Glee” after the break…]

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<p>&nbsp;Sarah Roemer of 'The Event'</p>
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 Sarah Roemer of 'The Event'

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Recap: 'The Event' - 'The Beginning of the End'

At least the penultimate episode of this canceled drama is appropriately titled

It’s long been nearly a foregone conclusion, but this week NBC made it official that “The Event” will not be returning for a second season. So for those true few of us who have remained with the series through the first season, any satisfaction or payoff that we’ve so dutifully been waiting for must come within the final two episodes.

Well, make that the final episode, as the penultimate (and lazily titled) “The Beginning of the End” offers little in way of either satisfaction or payoff. In fact, while not as routinely terrible as the past few weeks, this episode only added to my frustration as the season’s plot lines started coming together in the most expected and unexciting ways, making it clear how this season (and the series with it) will end, and why satisfaction and meaningful payoff are probably much too far out of reach.

[Full recap of Monday's (May 16) "The Event" after the break...]

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Chelsea Kane fights for the mirror ball on "Dancing with the Stars"

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Recap: 'Dancing with the Stars' Performances - The Top 4

Ralph Macchio is at the bottom of the leader board -- but will he go home?

We’re down to Kirstie, Ralph, Chelsea and Hines, each of whom must get through three dances in the two hour torture session known as the semi-finals. I wonder if this isn’t pushing our stars a little too hard, as we’ve already seen signs of wear and tear in the past few weeks and, oh yeah, Hines’ partner Kym Johnson ended up on a gurney during rehearsals. Apparently the wear and tear isn’t restricted to our celebrities. But I guess the show must go on, and Kirstie’s getting blonder and thinner each week, so it can’t be all bad!

Tom announces that there will be a winner-takes-all cha cha cha at the end of the show. I’d be more excited about this if “DWTS” didn’t overdramatize every little thing. The contestants must dance without having heard the song! The celebrities must flip a coin! The celebrities must dance a dance they’ve never danced before! I’m surprised Tom Bergeron doesn’t sprain something trying to make everything short of a celebrity clipping their nails sound like THE event of the century.  
Full recap of Monday's (May 16) "Dancing with the Stars" after the break...
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Natalie of 'Survivor: Redemption Island'

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Recap: 'Survivor: Redemption Island' Finale - The winner is...

Could Boston Rob complete a perfect season, or would the women rise up?
There wasn't a pre-credit sequence tonight, of course. Instead, we got a seven-minute recap of the season dedicated nearly 100 percent to either Rob's dominance or Matt's alliance with God. Which of those narratives would dominate Sunday's (May 15) finale?
Click through...
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<p>Paul Simon and Ed Helms of 'Saturday Night Live'</p>
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Paul Simon and Ed Helms of 'Saturday Night Live'

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Recap: 'Saturday Night Live' - Ed Helms and Paul Simon

The 'Office' star and the 'SNL' favorite try to bring laughs

We’re nearing the end of this season of “Saturday Night Live.” I know it seems like a long time to wait for that bottle of sparkling apple juice to arrive at your house, but we’re in the home stretch here, people. Tonight’s host? Ed Helms, marking his debut on the show. Tonight’s musical guest? Paul Simon, making his very not-debut appearance on the show. Will any of the other members of The Wolf Pack show up tonight to help Helms push “The Hangover Part II”? Will Simon once again don a turkey costume? Anything is possible. Except a strong top-to-bottom episode of “SNL.” Let’s be realistic, people.

Onto this week’s recap!

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<p>Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of 'The Vampire Diaries'</p>
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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder of 'The Vampire Diaries'

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Recap: 'The Vampire Diaries' Finale - 'As I Lay Dying'

There’s only one way to save Damon’s life – but will Stefan pay the price?


I’m not looking forward to this episode. No, scratch that. I am, but with the mix of dread and fascination I usually reserve for footage of natural disasters and Lindsay Lohan court appearances. You know, hoping for the best but expecting an obscene message, possibly printed on someone’s fingernails. Last week had an awfully high body count, and though I had no great love for Jenna (okay, no love at all for Jenna), I wasn’t happy to see her or Jules go. Now that Damon has a werewolf bite festering away, I’m worried that things are only going to get worse around the Salvatore house (which is really Elena’s house, at least on paper).
Elena closes the door to Jenna’s room. Elena is sad, as usual. Damon appears in order to apologize for feeding her his vampire blood. He was wrong! He needs her forgiveness! She needs some time. Maybe a lot of time. He tells her to take her time. But what if he doesn’t have lots of time? Damon, just tell her you’re possibly dying and/or going insane in the very near future! Stop smoldering with desire for just a minute!
Back at home, Damon drinks and looks at his bite. This can’t be fun, as his bite is not looking so great. So, Damon takes off his ring of protection and stands in a window to feel the burn. Stefan pops in to stop him from turning into a vamp crispy. He will not let Damon die today, so to that end, he throws him in a dungeon. Really, Stefan? This is your version of a suicide watch? No, he won’t be able to kill himself, but he’ll sure want to. Damon begs Stefan to tell him goodbye. Stefan refuses. He’s going to find a cure! Damon coughs up blood, which isn’t his way of telling Stefan he’s annoyingly do-goodish, but because he’s dying.
Klaus wakes up in the woods, butt naked. Elijah throws him his clothes and informs him that he was a wolf for almost two days and killed his brains out. Not only can Klaus change into a wolf at will, he remembers his kills. How lovely for him. Elijah wants Klaus to keep his end of the deal and show him where his dead family members are. Klaus says he’ll show him… eventually. Klaus is a dick.
Alaric, who is feeling sorry for himself that all his lady friends tend to end up dead vampires, is getting drunk at the Grill. Stefan calls him for help. Alaric is having far too much fun pouting to help out Stefan. But all Stefan has to say is um, Damon’s dying, and Alaric puts down his drink and puts on his Good Samaritan jacket. I love Alaric, but the guy’s kind of a sap.
Elena takes Jeremy to see “Gone with the Wind” at the town square. People are dressed in Southern belle hoop skirts and enormous sun hats. When there’s a screening at my nearest town square, I’m lucky if everyone wears shoes. Sadly, Jeremy doesn’t want to see a chick flick, which minimizes the importance of “GWTW” to an insulting degree considering the American Film Institute named it the #4 on their Greatest 100 Movies list, but I’m guessing Jeremy’s idea of a good movie is something like “Jackass,” but less classy. Elena tells him it’s NECESSARY they watch the movie. Not because it’s “GWTW,” but because watching a movie in the town square is a return to normal. Or at least a normal were a large proportion if the local ladies have authentic Civil War era duds. Caroline shows up with a picnic basket and goes all Scarlett O’Hara on them, determined to persevere and live (or at least be undead) another day.

Meanwhile, Stefan continues his hunt for a wolf bite cure. He asks Bonnie to contact the hundred dead witches, who are becoming the plot twist hotline for the show. Bonnie fires up the candles and channels Emily Bennett. Stefan begs for help. Emily says, yeah, no cure for Damon. Stefan begs some more. That doe-eyed thing may work on Elena, but Emily just takes off and gives Bonnie a headache But before she does, some witchy voices tell Bonnie a name: Klaus. That’s great, because we know what a helpful guy  he is when he’s not trying to kill everyone.
Mayor Carol Lockwood checks in with Sheriff Forbes. Carol is in a bad, bad mood. She wants the sheriff to take care of the vampire situation or she’ll be sorry. Isn’t the sheriff an elected position? Because really, Caroline’s mom should just tell the mayor to suck it. Instead, she fumes, determined to get those darn vampires. I would think this does not mean good things for Caroline.
“GWTW” is blaring away, and Stefan has to ruin the mood by dragging Elena away to tell her about Damon’s wolf bite. And, oh yeah, he needs to find Klaus to get a cure for Damon. And Elena should really go talk to Damon, who is fixing to die. Elena feels terrible! I don’t think there’s enough cash value in the New York Stock Exchange to pay for all the therapy Elena probably needs at this point.  
Damon is hallucinating. He remembers a time when Katherine asked him to undo her knotted corset strings. I would think Damon would find this to be a pretty decent hallucination. Katherine says she wants him and Stefan, which isn’t the kind of three way most guys like, but okay. We know this is not just a fond memory but a hallucination because Elena walks in to tell him Katherine was manipulating him. I’m surprised Damon doesn’t roll his eyes and tell Elena to stop ruining everything. Meanwhile, his bite gets worse.
Stefan goes to visit Katherine, who is still compelled to hang out in Klaus’ apartment. But who should drop by? Klaus and Elijah. Stefan asks for Klaus’ help to save Damon. So what does Klaus do? He turns around and kills Elijah. Well, not exactly kill, but stick a dagger into him, which is a sort of magical pause button for Originals. I hope this means Elijah will be back, but I’m not hopeful. Stefan is stunned by this hideous betrayal, so Klaus takes this opportunity to stab Stefan! But he doesn’t kill Stefan. He just likes stabbing people.   
Meanwhile, Good Samaritan Alaric visits Damon. Alaric gives him booze and his ring, which is probably better than chicken soup for a vampire. Damon tries to make Alaric angry enough to kill him. Alaric isn’t interested. So Damon lunges at him through his cage and Alaric stabs his hand. This is a very, very stabby episode.
Poor, sad Elena heads over to the Salvatore house (which is technically her house, whatever). Sheriff Forbes , who is still all fired up, stops her and demands entry to the house. Is Sheriff Forbes the new Jenna, because she really doesn’t seem to understand that you don’t just drop in on a vampire and expect to win that little kerfuffle. Sheriff Forbes then bumps into Alaric, who’s getting Damon a blood bag, and tells him she needs to see Damon. Alaric tells her it’s not a good time. But does Sheriff Forbes listen? No, of course not. She pops into Damon’s cell, Damon slams her against a wall and he escapes. So, now Sheriff Forbes has made the town a much safer place by freeing a deranged, dying vampire on the public. Good going!
Alaric calls Jeremy to tell him that Elena’s missing, Damon’s gone and the cops are after him. Way to ruin a good movie, Alaric! Jeremy is going to find his sister. Bonnie tells him she and Caroline will take care of it, but Jeremy isn’t standing for it. They pushed him out of the picture and Jenna still got killed, so why can’t he go find his own sister? Oh, Jeremy, you’re very noble and I’m afraid you’re going to become a speed bump on life’s cruel superhighway.
Meanwhile, Klaus is continuing to be a royal pain to Stefan. He tells Stefan he liked him better when he was off the bloodless wagon and killed entire villages full of people. Stefan isn’t like that anymore! But that’s the vampire Klaus can get behind! Stefan is conflicted. Hey, what about that cure he needs for Damon? Klaus bites Katherine, then makes her drink his blood, which instantly cures the bite. Ah, Klaus’ blood is the only cure for Damon. Well, even though this isn’t a happy turn of events, I’m glad to see that the potential for helping Damon wasn’t available when Rose was still alive. I think everyone would have felt pretty lousy if she had only died because no one bothered to check the ancient witchy hotline, for example.
Damon goes to the movie, sweating and hallucinating. He needs to see Elena! Jeremy, Bonnie and Caroline find him and take him to the Grill. Because he needs a burger and a beer? Unfortunately, Sheriff Forbes shows up and decides to start shooting at Damon. Damon may be sick and sweaty, but he can still get out of the way of a bullet. Guess who’s standing right behind him? Jeremy, who takes the bullet right in the chest. This has to be the unluckiest family that doesn’t live in a Middle Eastern nation currently having a political uprising. Caroline and Bonnie get to work. Sheriff Forbes watches in horror has her daughter gives Jeremy some of her vampire blood, but it doesn’t seem to work. Alaric shows up and Bonnie asks him to lug Jeremy to the witch house. Sheriff Forbes is not okay with this. It’s a crime scene! Her crime, but a crime scene nonetheless! Caroline tells her to shut the eff up and let the supernatural grown-ups fix the problem.  
Back at Klaus’ apartment, Klaus asks Stefan to join him for a drink. Stefan doesn’t want to suck down the contents of a blood bag, but Klaus tells him as long as he does everything he says, he’ll save his brother. Off the wagon Stefan goes! Stefan hopes this is enough, because his teeth are looking awfully gooey, but Klaus wants him to down another. I suspect this is going to go on for a while.
Bonnie tries to revive Jeremy at the witch house and calls on the hundred witches for help. They don’t want to help her! They think she’s abusing her power. Stupid witches! They tell Bonnie there will be consequences. Witches are JERKS. Bonnie doesn’t care and tries to bring Jeremy back. Bonnie’s nose starts bleeding, but nothing happens and the ceremonial candles go out. Are you serious? Jeremy’s going to stay dead? Oh, wait, he wakes up. But you know this isn’t over. Witches say consequences, there’s gonna be consequences.
Damon staggers around at the movies. He is so out of it. I find it hard to believe an entire town’s worth of people are so absorbed with a movie from 1939 they don’t notice a guy stumbling around and sweating profusely. The editing was so much slower back then! Maybe they’re all on their iPhones. Anyway, Damon corners Elena and bites her, thinking she’s Katherine. Then, he passes out. And no one seems to notice. Apparently Alaric is the only Good Samaritan in town, jeez.
Caroline gets the call from Bonnie that Jeremy’s alive. Sheriff Forbes can’t understand! Caroline somehow resists the urge to punch her mom and tries to get her to stop being such a pain in the ass. She’s still her daughter! Sheriff Forbes tries to keep her eye on the vampire prize, but she can’t. They hug.
Jeremy gets into bed and Skypes Bonnie. He feels weird! They love each other. She doesn’t mention the consequences, which is probably a good thing. Alaric decides to sleep over because… well, Jeremy might redie, I guess. Or Alaric wants to watch TV on the sofa, I don’t know.
Elena nurses Damon back to non-health. Damon is sweating so much I think Elena might be able to ice skate on his forehead. Damon finally realizes he made the wrong choice to love Katherine. He would glower seductively, but he doesn’t have the energy for it.
Klaus keeps handing Stefan blood bags. Stefan is SO sick of drinking blood. But Klaus says no bloody, no cure for Damon! Stefan keeps drinking. Finally, Klaus tells Katherine to take a vial of his delicious wolfpire (or vampwolf) blood to Damon. Stefan is freaking out, because he knows Katherine is no longer compelled to do anything Klaus says, and now that he’s given her permission to leave, the last of his rules apply to her. Stefan is wondering if his blood binge was all for naught. Poor Stefan!
Damon is dying, and it is a very, very sweaty death. He says that he deserves it! Elena doesn’t think so. But he has no regrets, because his bad choices untimately brought him to Elena. She forgives him. They cuddle, which can’t be fun for Elena unless vampire sweat smells like roses, though I suspect he probably smells like an old hamburger what with all the blood sucking. He tells her he loves her. She likes him just the way he is. She kisses him. If he wasn’t all disgusting and sweaty and possibly dying, I’d be rooting for them to make out right now. But hopefully they’ll get another chance, preferably when he’s been able to take a shower and isn’t horribly infected
Katherine stops by to give Damon the Klaus cure. If Klaus were a pharmaceutical company – actually, big pharma is way more evil than Klaus, so he doesn’t look so bad right now. Damon is shocked she actually delivered, but she owed him one. She also takes this opportunity to inform Elena that Stefan has sacrificed everything, including her, to save Damon. And, oh, Stefan probably isn’t coming back. I’m not sure this is so terribly, as Damon is shaping up to be pretty decent boyfriend material right about now.
Klaus sticks Elijah in a box and puts him in a warehouse with the rest of his family. So, even if he didn’t tell Elijah were his family was, at least we know he didn’t stick them in the ocean. Next, he makes Stefan kill a blonde chick. Stefan is reluctant, but he does it. Stefan is well on his way to becoming the bad, bad vampire he used to be. I can’t say I hate this idea as much as I probably should. Stefan has needed a little jolt of nasty, as I keep expecting to see him carrying Elena’s purse and braiding her hair. Of course, I don’t want to see him play bad Angel forever (hey, it was temporary on “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”), but this should be a delicious source of drama and angst for next season. I may not feel that way once Stefan kills a bunch of people at the town square as they watch “The Wizard of Oz” while dressed as members of the Lollipop Guild, but you never know.  
Back at the house, Jeremy wakes up and walks through the halls, certain he sees something. And he does: Anna and Vicki. Does this mean Jeremy sees dead people? Or are Anna and Vicki actually back? I’m guessing that two ex-girlfriends coming back into the picture, whether dead or alive, is going to mean all manner of badness for Bonnie. When the witches promise consequences, boy, do they deliver!
What do you think the story is with Anna and Vicki? Do you think Stefan is truly going to the dark side? And do you see a future for Damon and Elena?  


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<p>The 'American Idol' Top 4</p>

The 'American Idol' Top 4

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Recap: 'American Idol' Results - A Top Three Shocker

Another elimination, plus Jordin Sparks performs

It's down to four on "American Idol." That means that nearly any "Idol" result  will make some people unhappy and will leave some people shocked. Sure, there are different layers of astonishment that we might experience. A Haley Reinhart elimination? Minor astonishment. A Scotty McCreery elimination? Total, unforced astonishment.

Which level of astonishment would viewers feel on Thursday (May 12)? Click through for the full recap...

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