Recapping Television's Hottest Shows with Monkeys as Critics
Which model would Tyra Banks crown as most fierce?
The "America's Next Top Model: All-Stars" Top 3
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We’ve come to the finale
of the very first "Top Model" All-Star edition. It’s down to Allison, she of the big googly-moogly Muppet eyes; Angelea, the bus-depot-sleeping, socially challenged Buffalo girl; and Lisa, who is, well, Lisa.
Sectionals doesn't push the show forward so much as hit a huge reset button
Trouty Mouth! Back on "Glee"
So here we are, near the end of the Fall run for “Glee
.” Next week is the holiday episode, which pretty much exists out of continuity. Well, continuity as far as this show goes. It’s a stop-gap episode filled with holiday sweaters and Artie’s Magic Legs. But let’s not worry about that now, because we have before us the task of analyzing what went down at Sectionals. In the first season of “Glee,” Sectionals provided the majority of the narrative thrust, given every episode some overall context as New Directions tried to get its act together in order to eventually compete. Now? Sectionals is something that “Glee” tries to get through as opposed to strive for. If it could avoid actually having to go through these motions, it probably would.
Could the 'Boardwalk Empire' bring the 'SNL' funny?
"Saturday Night Live" host Steve Buscemi
After a one-week hiatus, “Saturday Night Live
” is back for the first of three consecutive episodes to end 2011. Kicking things off tonight: Steve Buscemi
and The Black Keys
. Given Buscemi’s cinematic track record, I wonder if Adam Sandler might pop by tonight. After all, Buscemi seems to appear in nearly every Sandler big-screen jam. Will Sandler appear tonight? Unlikely, but color me curious all the same. Also, color me curious if “SNL” will attempt any “Boardwalk Empire”-related sketches tonight. Bill Hader as Richard Harrow? Sign me up for THAT, please.
Guess we’ll have to break down each sketch as they air to find out. Onto the recap!
The models get to live their dreams by blogging and working with Tyra
Allison of "America's Next Top Model." And a grapefruit.
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Only four aspiring glamazons remain in this All-Star cycle of “America’s Next Top Model!”
So what are the challenges this week? Well, in case you haven’t heard, Tyra Banks has “written” a best-selling “novel” called “Modelland.” And this is great news for the Top Model contestants. Why? Because they get the honor of acting this
ghost-written crap masterpiece in a brand-new video ... editorial ... thing!
The only thing consistent about this season is its inconsistencies
Jane Lynch and Dot-Marie Jones of "Glee"
It’s semi-useless to lob criticism at “Glee
.” In many ways, it’s not like yelling at a dog that has relieved itself on your couch. Sure, you can rant and rave, but does that animal understand anything you’re saying? It hears noises, and vaguely interprets sentiment, but it’s not like anything will fundamentally change thereafter. “I Kissed a Girl” is a dog of an episode, another in a season rapidly spiraling out of control. Everything that held such promise in the second episode of the season, “I Am Unicorn,” has now played out, and “Glee” itself feels played out.
After another info dump of an ep, has the show revealed just how much it has miscalculated?
There’s little to really redeem “Terra Nova
” at this point. In a few weeks, this season will end, and unless it does incredible numbers overseas in foreign markets, this will be all we’ll see of this series. And I’m not sure too many will bemoan the loss of this show once it goes. Sure, there have been hints of an interesting show here and there. But each time a spark of interest ignites, along comes a moppet and her pet dinosaur to remind you during “Now You See Me
” just how weak the stakes are in this show.
Taylor drops a lot of exposition, but how much of it can we trust?
Stephen Lang of "Terra Nova"
It’s fairy clear at this point in the game that “Terra Nova
” really isn’t interested in big questions concerning the human condition, man’s right to exist, or the ways in which large corporations use technology as a means of control. Those topics are all inherently threaded in the show’s DNA, but usually pushed aside so characters can ask more pressing questions, such as, “When will there be pie?” The joy in reviewing individual episodes of television often lies in teasing out the subtext of a given week. But “Terra Nova” is all surface, so there’s not much meat on the subtextual bone.
So with that in mind, I thought I’d take a page from Dan Fienberg’s coverage of “The X Factor” and bring that running diary style over to tonight’s episode, “Vs.
” Then again, if this entire episode is in fact an exploration of Pearl Jam’s seminal second album via the prism of dinosaurs, I reserve the right to revert back to my usual prose stylings in this part of the HitFix jungle.
Would the Muppets make an 'SNL' cameo? Of course they would!
"Saturday Night Live" host Jason Segel
OK, I’m abnormally excited about tonight’s “Saturday Night Live
.” Am I looking forward to Jason Segel
? You betcha. Florence + The Machine? Sure. But what I am really jazzed for? MUPPETS, people. Given that Segel is the writer/star of the “The Muppets
,” and given the Muppets’ own history with SNL, it’s only logical that they show up in some form tonight. (If you’re as into The Muppets as I am, you owe it to yourself to check out this Film Nerd 2.0 interview
over on Drew McWeeney’s Motion/Captured blog here at HitFix.)
It’s gonna take a lot to bring me down tonight. Which probably means “SNL” will bust out “Secret Word,” “The Manuel Ortiz Talk Show,” then feature Fozzie Bear with Anthony Crispino on “Weekend Update” just to break my spirit. Only one way to find out. Onto the recap!
'Fringe' ends 2011 on the same note it's been playing all season
Anna Torv and Lance Reddick of "Fringe"
I’m going to keep this one relatively short, “Fringe
” fans. By now, you know how I feel about this season of the show. Very little about those feelings have changed, because very little of the season itself has changed. The producers have gone in a direction they think benefits the show. Many of you agree. Many of you, like me, disagree. This level of disagreement used to provoke passionate anger from yours truly. But here, at the end of all episodes in 2011, I’m just sadly resigned. I stared at most of tonight’s episode, “Wallflower
,” without taking my usually furious notes. Why? Because I’m watching a program that’s not just engaging me at the moment.
Nigel Barker shoots the girls in a variety of Olympic poses
Laura of "America's Next Top Model"
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Dominique took the cheese in the Greek salad challenge, but it’s a whole new episode now, gurl. Angelea is ready to bring that fire she hasn’t seem to muster for the past three weeks. Laura knows that y’all caint have any doubt in y’alls mind, or y’all are gonna lose! And Lisa just wants Allison to go home already, because she looks, like, “dead.”
Bring it on.