Ay carumba! What’s Portuguese for “You walk like a squid with scurvy?” Whatever the proper translation is, Allison, prepare to hear it, girl, because it’s time for go-sees! Your eyes may channel the most lovely of sirens -- or perhaps just a very fresh flounder -- but your walk! Last time I checked, you could not walk a runway to save your scales.
Can the five remaining models do all of their go-sees and still make it back by 3:30? Can they? Can they? Can they?
[Results of the go-sees and Wednesday (April 29) night's "America's Next Top Model" elimination after the break...]