<p>Top 4 contestants (L-R): Kayla Radomski, Brandon Bryant, Jeanine Mason and Evan Kasprzak.</p>

Top 4 contestants (L-R): Kayla Radomski, Brandon Bryant, Jeanine Mason and Evan Kasprzak.

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"So You Think You Can Dance" - Season Finale - And the winner is...?

Is the new champion Brandon, Jeanine, Evan or long-time favorite Kayla?

Wow, it’s the season finale. I feel like we’ve been through something together, you and I. There’s been some crying (cancer dance), some mourning (Not Janette, no!), some highs (last night’s sexy Brandon/Jeanine paso doable), some lows (every non-hip-hop routine Phillip fumbled through). I feel like, at this point, I deserve a ring, a dress and a big-ass party with catering. Just saying.
 
Kicking things off, we have a really, really big group dance. The final twenty are back for this one, and I feel a little guilty, because some of these people? No clue who the hell they are. If you told me they were randomly yanked from the audience, I’d believe you. And I can only blame a little of that on the crappy camera work and the bad Cirque du Soleil make-up and costumes. But glad to see the producers got full use of that gigantic picture frame from earlier in the season, because you know that would cost an arm and a leg at Aaron Brothers. 

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<p>Can Brandon beat longtime favorite Kayla for the crown?</p>

Can Brandon beat longtime favorite Kayla for the crown?

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"So You Think You Can Dance" - Last chance to shine at the Kodak

Did Evan make a mistake going Broadway?

Okay, this is the big time, and I know that because Cat just said she’s in the 3,000 seat Kodak Theater, plus she’s wearing something shinier than usual and there’s wacky neon tubing all over the place, which implies Fox coughed up some money for the finale. Which, you know, they totally should, because these dancers are crazy good. In fact, so good I am going to be both really thrilled and really disappointed tomorrow, because every one of these four dancers deserves to win.
 
So, onto our judges. On the panel tonight is Adam Shankman, who will probably cry about something but that’s okay since I might join him, plus our regulars Mary Murphy and Nigel Lythgoe.
 
Adam says he’s surprised at the four finalists but he thinks they’re amazing. Then he says there are 3,000 people in the audience, which he apparently needs to emphasize even though we already know this to be the case. Mary then says dancers feed off energy, and there will be a feast with 3,000 fans in the audience (really, 3,000? Because I didn’t know that), and those fans better bring it, which is vaguely threatening but she says it in a nice enough way. Nigel starts blabbering something about this being the gunfight at the OK Corral, which seems a little violent, although shooting and guns is something we haven’t seen in reality TV, so that might pop up in Season 7. It would be a huge hit with the NRA, so it definitely opens up another revenue stream for advertising.
 

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<p>Michele of 'Big Brother 11'</p>

Michele of 'Big Brother 11'

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Recap: 'Big Brother 11' Tuesday - PoV drama falls short

In which a toga challenge gives Michele some power and Ronnie has to scurry

I'm still basking in the glow of Ronnie's head being on the chopping block, so you may need to give me a moment here. Ahhhh.... Okay, back to the game.

Lydia and Ronnie are, of course, on the block (I can't say that enough, really), and Ronnie says he has plenty of tricks up his sleeve, so he's not all that worried. Which again makes me wonder why Ronnie was ever in the Brains clique (really, nearsightedness and pastiness do not a smartypants make). He's also not sweating the POV competition, since he assumes Jessie, in his big guns manliness will win even if brainiac Ronnie doesn't. And this isn't a totally ridiculous theory, since Jessie does seem to have a certain eerily useful skill set when it comes to stupid competitions, but I'm so hoping he's wrong.

[Full recap of Tuesday (Aug. 4) night's "Big Brother" after the break...]

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<p>Anna Paquin of 'True Blood'</p>

Anna Paquin of 'True Blood'

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Recap: 'True Blood' - 'Release Me'

Sam gets suspicious, Jessica gets sexy and Sookie awaits rescue on HBO's 'True Blood'

 

If I think of Lafayette, he will appear. If I think of Lafayette, he will appear. 

Dammit, it's just Sam, the shape-shiftin' sacrifice. We've had, what, six episodes of True Blood Season Two and we've gotten a lower percentage of Lafayette per episode than the juice content of a bottle of Orangina. Then again, the show writers have pretty much hamstrung Lafayette's character and turned him circumspect and sad and even a little boring. Maybe he should just stay rare.

[Recap for Sunday (August 2) night's "True Blood" after the break...]

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<p>Russell of 'Big Brother 11'</p>

Russell of 'Big Brother 11'

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Recap: 'Big Brother 11' Sunday - Russell begins his HoH reign

In which the athletes retain HoH control, lots of prizes are given out and two players go up for eviction

 

Apologies to Ben Folds, but this show is edging toward a battle of who I can care about less. The real players emerging are pretty damn unlikable. I mean, can I sleep at night if I root for Jessie? Or Nathalie? Or, God forbid, Ronnie? Right now I'm hoping for a sudden upset from Jeff or Michele, or maybe the emergence of a soul in Russell, because otherwise, seriously, you can take these housemates and flush ‘em as far as I'm concerned.

[Full recap of Sunday (Aug. 2) night's "Big Brother" after the break...]

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<p>Evan Kasprzak of 'So You Think You Can Dance'</p>

Evan Kasprzak of 'So You Think You Can Dance'

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Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' - Down to the Final Four

Cat Deeley hates Thursdays and after this week's cuts, we understand why

We're going into the finale, everyone, so brace yourselves! Two more dancers are going home. And you know it's going to suck, because at this point no one really deserves to go home. So, yes, Cat, you can say it. Thursdays are not fun, or at least not anymore.

[To find out how un-fun Thursday (July 30) night's "So You Think You Can Dance" was, click through...]

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<p>Jordan of 'Big Brother 11'</p>

Jordan of 'Big Brother 11'

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Recap: 'Big Brother 11' Thursday - The third elimination disappoints us

In which somebody goes home, Julie introduces a new twist and the HoH is left hanging

Okay, I've seen the promos – there's a Big Twist in the works, Angry Smoking Banana Casey looks psyched and Michele is pissed. And, knowing promos, it means absolutely nothing. All I'm saying.

Julie Chen says tonight is graduation, which I guess we should have expected given the theme of the show. Although I will say the clique thing didn't seem to have much at all in common with real high school, in that the Popular clique (with the exception of Jordan) is out on its ass, the Brains (with the exception of Michele) are about as book smart as my handbag and the Off-Beats... well, they're all a little weird, so that can stand.

[Full recap of Thursday (July 30) night's "Big Brother," complete with results, after the break...]

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<p>Brandon of 'So You Think You Can Dance'</p>

Brandon of 'So You Think You Can Dance'

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Recap: 'So You Think You Can Dance' - Top 6 Performances

In individual and couple performances, Brandon and Kayla shine

Boy, this season is blowing by fast, isn't it? We're down to the final six, which means this show is going to be more stuffed full of starchy filler than a vegan Thanksgiving turkey. But gotta get those two hours of top ratings!

Lil 'C is back on judges' panel, which can only be good because he never makes any sense and he actually makes Mary and her corny jokes look like a towering paragon of coherence. Mary admits that she was shocked to see Janette go, then urges the American public to stop being a-holes and vote for the best dancer of the season, not favorite performances. Nigel agrees that people are voting for great routines, then says it's up to the dancers to emerge as stars to win it.

Then, it's time for the dancin'.

[Recap of Wednesday's (July 29) "So You Think You Can Dance" after the break...]

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<p>Michele of 'Big Brother 11'</p>

Michele of 'Big Brother 11'

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Recap: 'Big Brother 11' Tuesday - PoV takes one houseguest off the block

In which Jordan tires of being a pawn, Casey becomes a banana and the PoV brings change

Well, Jordan and Michele are on the block, all part of Jessie's master plan to backdoor... someone. Sure, it's supposed to be Ronnie, but c'mon, when has this game ever gone the way you want it to?

[Full recap of Tuesday night's "Big Brother" after the break...]

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<p>Nelsan Ellis of 'True Blood'</p>

Nelsan Ellis of 'True Blood'

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Recap: 'True Blood' - 'Hard-Hearted Hannah'

Bill sings, Jason contemplates celibacy, Lafayette gets a strange offer and Sookie may have trouble

Now taking all bets: Will Vampire Bill prove snoozeworthy this episode or merely boring? Either way, the house wins, addicted viewers like us lose.

[Full recap of Sunday (July 26) night's "True Blood," titled "Hard-Hearted Hannah," after the break...]

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