"I was impressed when I made a Lego castle. With directions." Jeff's little "Wow, am I a dumbass" confession from Sunday's episode is our intro into this one, and I'm really hoping the editors chose it because it's funny and it's easy to make fun of hot people and not because Jeff is, indeed, a little slow. Because this week, as HOH, he's got to use that little pea brain of his if he wants to make it to the final four. But even I couldn't tell him who he can trust in this house, except for Jordan, so maybe being a little dense is no big deal – as long as you're street smart or good at reading eyebrows or something.
[Full recap of Tuesday (Aug. 25) night's "Big Brother" after the break...]