Cannes Film Festival 2013

The critics choose embarrassment

A lot of bad decisions have the BFCA pointing in the wrong direction

<p>Tony Kushner reads his acceptance speech for writing "Lincoln"...during a commercial break.</p>

Tony Kushner reads his acceptance speech for writing "Lincoln"...during a commercial break.

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I apologized to Broadcast Film Critics Association president Joey Berlin after this evening's Critics' Choice Movie Awards for being frank about it, but I couldn't tell a lie: this year's show was an embarrassment. Appalling, I'd go so far to say.

Why? You've got Tony Kushner on stage during a commercial break, that's why. You've got Rich Moore talking over the crowd during another one upon accepting his Best Animated Film prize, that's why. You've deteriorated into the People's Choice Awards with added air time for Jennifer Lawrence to make some more "Hunger Games" remarks and Judd Apatow padding a show that could have dealt a little more courtesy to the winners of the evening.

So if Kushner can't have air time, I'll give him a little in that snap shot to the left. It was just disgraceful, to reduce the screenplay categories to the sidelines like that. The crafts categories, added a few years back, have always been dished out on the red carpet and announced as a bumper to commercial break, but it's just wrong. I was sitting next to "Life of Pi" cinematographer Claudio Miranda. He joked that his win was the best kind because he didn't have to get up and make a speech. Nevertheless, it's a level of disrespect that I don't find in keeping with the BFCA's stated purpose.

They want to make a principled alternative to the Golden Globes. But this is as tacky if not more so than anything I've seen the HFPA do. They added a slew of populist-geared categories this year, presumably to curry favor with The CW and boost ratings by getting people like Jake Gyllenhaal and Christian Bale in the mix. But it's so transparently ludicrous, and when I saw Kushner and Rian Johnson resorted to between-segment recognition, I nearly blew a cork.

And it was in the room. "There's a sense of, 'What is the point of this,'" a high profile individual who shall not be named told me. "They need to get their act together," said another. It was palpable. But maybe I was just being a dick about it, so I sent out a floater on Twitter. How was the show playing at home?

"Genre awards bring it to a stand-still." "The CW move seems like it inspired a complete change in 'prestige.'" "Awkward. Clumsy." "Low budget." Those were the replies.

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Oh, and it didn't help that someone had the bright idea to blatantly insult nominees this year. An email went out to BFCA members asking if they had ever panned one of the nominees or some such. It would be cute to needle them a bit, I guess was the idea. Well, a barb for Anne Hathaway and "The Princess Diaries 2" sure blew up in their faces when she called them out for misspelling her name on the big screen after she was up for, and won, Best Supporting Actress. Good for her. Who thought that was a good idea? And who decided to execute it like a sledgehammer?

Sam Rubin as host was another sticking point for viewers, it seemed. I had wondered why there hadn't been a host announcement. The BFCA went with one of their own, a local (KTLA), and he apparently landed just this side of a ton of bricks.

The defense is that the BFCA is trying to find an audience. Awards for genre performances are meant to draw bigger numbers. But forgive me if I don't think that should be the goal. Maybe the audience should come to them. That's what "principled" is. Not blatant pandering that couldn't be more desperate if it tried.

With all of that off my chest, I was happy to run into a few people at the show. "Beasts of the Southern Wild" director Benh Zeitlin was a favorite amongst the audience, constantly courted during commercial breaks. He was brought around by Kathleen Kennedy to meet Steven Spielberg, surely a huge moment for him. He said he shrieked when he heard his name called this morning as a surprise Best Director nominee. It's such a lovely story.

Ben Affleck was hounded by iPhone camera-wielders most of the show (many of them, sadly, BFCA members), but I pushed through the wall of desperation to get a few words in with him. He admitted he was upset over his Best Director snub by the Academy this morning but it wasn't all frowns for long as he and his film won top honors at the show. I let him know that I think the film still has a decent shot to make a play, despite what the "stats" might say, because of the preferential balloting system. It's simply a year so strange that anything can happen. But he noted he was in good company on the sidelines, given Kathryn Bigelow's absence.

Best Actress winner Jessica Chastain was there with her grandmother as her date. She said she just performed "The Heiress" on stage in New York yesterday and has more of that to come this weekend. The double-duty would be murder for anyone but she's a hard worker. And her heartfelt speech was a touching note.

I also ran into Sony Classics honcho Michael Barker, who gave me a fierce handshake and said, "I told you!" Indeed, he had a lot of confidence going into this morning that "Amour" would land big nominations, including Best Picture, Best Director and Best Actress. And it did. And like me, he thinks Emmanuelle Riva has a real shot at winning the Oscar. The strategy is percolating to life, believe me.

At the after party I spoke with "Flight" screenwriter John Gatins at length, a bit of a surprise nominee this morning. He's on cloud nine and reiterated what he told me this morning, that his friend Rian Johnson should have been there for "Looper." Quvenzhané Wallis, meanwhile, was dancing the night away. The girl loves the camera and plenty had theirs out to grab photos and videos (me included). She just lights up her corner of the room. Finally, John Hawkes puffed a cigarette outside, way more okay with being an Oscar snubbee than you'd expect of anyone. He is, as ever, humble, happy, himself.

So if the show itself was unfortunate all around, at least the chance to convene with these talented people the day many of them got some great news was enjoyed. And I hope the BFCA figures it out one of these days, but on this trajectory, I'm not all that hopeful.

Check out the night's winners here. And now, Quvenzhané Wallis is going to dance for you.

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Kristopher Tapley
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Kristopher Tapley has covered the film awards landscape for over a decade. He founded In Contention in 2005. His work has also appeared in The New York Times, The Times of London and Variety. He begs you not to take any of this too seriously.

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    rwmcgee

    They should just stop televising awards shows for film/TV, no other industry does this, and nobody outside the industry cares in the slightest (except as an increasingly boring way to star-gaze...see declining numbers for Oscars) so I'm not shocked that they are reduced to pandering. People can tell which movies and performances were good without an award show.

    January 11, 2013 at 2:00AM EST Reply to Comment
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      mmcb105 Declining numbers or not, the Oscars are still the second most watched television program of the year behind only the Super Bowl. That is hardly "nobody."

      January 11, 2013 at 2:13AM EST
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      Gustavo H. Razera The Globes are watched by more than 200 million people worldwide, too. Please refrain from making assumptions about something you clearly know nothing about.

      January 11, 2013 at 10:58AM EST
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      Paul Outlaw No other industry? Tell that to all branches of the music industry.

      January 11, 2013 at 2:04PM EST
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      rwmcgee 200 million? Try about 16.8 million. http://insidetv.ew.com/2012/01/16/golden-globes-ratings/
      Still that's about 16 million more than I expected, I confess. I just don't get it...who cares about this stuff outside the industry? And why?

      January 11, 2013 at 6:32PM EST
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      Jonas 16.8 million IN THE US. Reading an info before using it is always better than just write a few words in google and copying the link. I don't know the number worldwide but obviously the show is watched by millions worldwide too.

      January 11, 2013 at 7:21PM EST
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    daveylo

    I read your tweets which made watching an excruciating show less painful. I'm not sure why any of the creative film people want to subject themselves to this show as long as it's televised. It was too bad, too, to miss all the technical and writing awards. Yet we had to watch all those awards going to the SLP. It looked like Harvey paid off the critics. A while ago the show tried having a host, Kristen Chenoweth but she had to read such lame material it was embarrassing.

    The only thing I enjoyed was catching glimpses of the talent. Many of the actors were there but you could barely see them.

    This show makes the Golden Globes seem almost classy (almost).

    January 11, 2013 at 2:05AM EST Reply to Comment
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    TB

    Why isn't Quvenzhane hosting the Oscar ceremony? The one decision that would actually make everyone happy.

    January 11, 2013 at 2:11AM EST Reply to Comment
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    James

    Lawrence must have went up like 5 times. At least it felt like that. I was so bored with Silver Linings Playbook sweeping. I phased in and out which is odd for me. I love Skyfall, but I don't care about watching some category called Best Action film when all the technical and writing categories are ignored. Felt like some people's choice awards.

    January 11, 2013 at 2:29AM EST Reply to Comment
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    red_wine

    "He joked that his win was the best kind because he didn't have to get up and make a speech."

    That hurts Kris. I feel so sorry for him. Actors or not everything, I daresay they contribute very little to the quality of a film. The countless artists who work on it are not even featured on posters and this is the only time they get acknowledgement before the public. Their dignity should not be so insulted.

    The GGs are better. They don't have categories they can't handle. The BFCA should learn from that.

    January 11, 2013 at 3:01AM EST Reply to Comment
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      daveylo What's especially sad is that Miranda's work on Life of Pi is so gorgeous and he so deserves to be honored like other fine cinematographers.

      January 11, 2013 at 12:02PM EST
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      Hans Indeed, it always gets me when entertainment shows or blogs have little "How can we fix the Oscars" segments or write ups and one of the first things is always "Get rid of half the categories. No one cares about Best Art Direction." Sickening.

      January 11, 2013 at 1:38PM EST
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    Jenelle

    It didn't feel like a total debacle from home, but you're absolutely right that the disrespect shown to those winners was awful. And all those extra categories just felt like it was diluting the real wins.

    January 11, 2013 at 3:14AM EST Reply to Comment
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    thekingbulletin

    "Finally, John Hawkes puffed a cigarette outside, way more okay with being an Oscar snubbee than you'd expect of anyone. He is, as ever, humble, happy, himself."

    I still recall how much I enjoyed his presence during the THR actors' roundtable. Came off as a true, hard-working artist, absolutely the kind of guy who wouldn't much care about being left off a Best Actor list.

    And I really love how honestly you went after the telecast tonight. I too found it amateurish, though I still sort of went with it, perhaps because I had low expectations from the get-go. But it's certainly in need of major reworking. I certainly sensed a lot of that "What is the point of this?" vibe persisting on the faces of some of the people there.

    January 11, 2013 at 3:26AM EST Reply to Comment
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      daveylo I wish Hawkes had been nominated over Phoenix who doesn't give a ****. I still remember the looks on Hawkes' face in The Sessions, so expressive.

      January 11, 2013 at 12:04PM EST
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      msd Hawkes and Phoenix have the same attitude to awards and fame. The former is just more polite about the way he expresses it in interviews.

      January 12, 2013 at 10:04PM EST
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    Drew

    Give em hell and stir the shit storm Kris!

    Tapley for BFCA President! Who is with me?!

    January 11, 2013 at 3:44AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Jetta

    Maybe Daniel Day-Lewis had the right idea when he suggested that the final award of the night be handed out in the bathroom.

    January 11, 2013 at 3:54AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Kristopher Tapley I think that was brilliant and definitely think it may have been the driest "fuck this" of the evening.

      January 11, 2013 at 1:45PM EST
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      Chris138 Get the fuck out, he said that in his acceptance speech? That's awesome.

      January 11, 2013 at 4:24PM EST
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    Eric

    God you're annoying. If you don't like it that much then quit. Its not like they need you.

    January 11, 2013 at 4:30AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Evan One might say the same for your involvement on this board, Eric.

      January 11, 2013 at 11:44AM EST
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      Eric And also your reply to my comment, Evan.

      January 11, 2013 at 5:23PM EST
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      Kristopher Tapley Just don't read if it's so annoying, Eric. Simple as that. Obviously many are in agreement with me. And I'd argue the BFCA DOES need someone like me to tell them their show was an embarrassment. I'm certainly not the only one who's done that today.

      January 11, 2013 at 5:50PM EST
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    sarah

    Tell them to stop having a "host." Please. It's torture, exactly as John Goodman said. At one point, Sam Rubin (whoever the hell he is) leaned into the camera, and asked if anyone had SEEN LES MISERABLES. AT A MOVIE AWARDS SHOW. I nearly died.

    January 11, 2013 at 6:16AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Evelyn Garver Let me add my agreement. The constant reminders that the BFCA predicts the Oscars was painful, all the while inventing categories that the Academy does not recognize. The world's greatest actor seemed to have just awakened to realize he was attending this debacle.

      January 11, 2013 at 8:46AM EST
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      evelyn garver Sorry...were painful. English professor here.

      January 11, 2013 at 8:47AM EST
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    loyal_mehnert

    Any televised awards show that gives away the bulk of its awards off-screen doesn't make much sense to me.

    Argo winning the top two prizes was an epic LOL moment considering the events of the morning.

    January 11, 2013 at 9:07AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Graysmith

    The only good thing I can say about the show is that it did nothing to make the Oscar race any clearer (which makes for a less-predictable and thus more entertaining Oscar night). Argo winning BP/BD, Chastain taking home Actress after Lawrence seemed to be cleaning up earlier in the evening, Hoffman taking Supporting Actor. A few big favourites won, most notably Anne Hathaway, but for the most part it didn't really make the future any more clearer which is nice. Here's hoping the Golden Globes make some completely different choices on Sunday.

    January 11, 2013 at 9:08AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Joe7827

    Great reporting, Kris, and very even-handed given the circumstances. I didn't watch the show, but we should've known once they decided to come up with those "Best Action Movie" categories.

    Oh, and next time you bump into John Hawkes, just let him know that he was really robbed!

    January 11, 2013 at 9:37AM EST Reply to Comment
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    Jonas

    Perfect on the comments. The problem with the Critics Choice Awards is that they totally lack identity and are not being successful in the search of one. And everything was crowned with Twilight winning a popular vote best franchise on the popular vote. Is that an award that really wants to be taken seriously? I prefer the Globes a lot more... as stars-mad as they are, they truly have built a name, an identity and have a lot of respect in the industry regardless of some weird choices they always make, mostly in the nominations.

    January 11, 2013 at 10:10AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Jonas And also: this time they won't be able to advertise they were the awards that got the Oscar winners right. If everything happens in the expected way, they will get only 2 acting categories right. Director already did not match. Picture most likely won't.

      January 11, 2013 at 10:13AM EST
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    JJ1

    Honest to God, because I expect nothing of any class, I thought the telecast was fine. Granted, I also DVRed through some spots, so I may have missed some atrocities.

    The need to stop having a host, they also need to stop with the skits. 2 hours. Show the nominees alot, show all winners, speeches, over and out.

    January 11, 2013 at 11:19AM EST Reply to Comment
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      JJ1 I mean, is it really that hard to get right? I couldn't have cared less about one thing that was said by anyone when it wasn't an award being given out or received. The host, the skits, the bits, it can stop. No?

      January 11, 2013 at 11:22AM EST
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    HoustonRufus

    Great recap, Kris. It felt like the BFCA was groveling for an MTV audience or something. I didn't get it. The juxtaposition of some the awkwardness with someone like Daniel Day Lewis getting up and speaking was jarring. Not a way to garner respect for your organization. Clumsy start to the televised awards season.

    I am getting the sense, despite oscar precedent, that Argo could win. I happen to be a big fan of Lincoln and want it to win. But I could very well imagine Spielberg winning director and Argo still winning picture. It's a weird year. And the hollywood crowd seems to be rallying around Affleck's movie.

    Also, I'm not one of those people who typically bitches about Harvey and his campaigning, but I feel like telling him BACK OFF. ha!! I will lose my sh__ if he pulls out a big win for SLP over so many other more deserving nominees. In my opinion of course.

    January 11, 2013 at 11:22AM EST Reply to Comment
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      Paul Outlaw Amen to the first and last paragraphs.

      January 11, 2013 at 2:07PM EST
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    daveylo

    We could have heard Tony Kushner's speech instead of some critic complaining he had to watch The Princess Diaries with a bunch of screaming girls.

    January 11, 2013 at 12:06PM EST Reply to Comment
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    DefRef

    Is there any reason why the not-so-little detail of what the heck BFCA* is wasn't included? I mean, other than laziness, sloppiness, and a presumption that everyone reading this is as "inside" as the author? Just drop it in the first graf and abbreviate away afterwards. You know, like competent journalists do.

    * Broadcast Film Critics Association

    January 11, 2013 at 1:51PM EST Reply to Comment
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      blue_flames I didn't know what it meant, took me all of 5 seconds to find out, not a big deal IMO.

      January 11, 2013 at 2:28PM EST
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      Kristopher Tapley Really? Wow. Here, I'll go add it, just for you.

      January 11, 2013 at 2:38PM EST
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      Voland Seriously, calm down. Insightful and enjoyable piece, Kris.

      January 11, 2013 at 2:56PM EST
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    Matty

    God, Kris, it played terribly on television. The new categories diminished what was already a low-rent award.

    January 11, 2013 at 2:19PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Amanda

    Great write up and I agree with everything you said, which to be honest doesnt always happen. The show was terrible and I couldnt even finish watching. I kept thinking I wonder if any of the stars were thinking "I can't believe I got dressed up for a show hosted by Sam Rubin". I love the Oscars and the GGs, but there are just too many award shows.

    January 11, 2013 at 4:03PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Derek 8-Track

    Speaking of ceremonies, Curious to see how AMPAS Producers are going to do Best Orig song. Obviously they're going want to have performances since Adelle and Nora Jones will be bring viewers. ScarJo singing 'Before My Time' may bring viewers but also put them to sleep. and Pi's Lullaby will definitely put the home audience to sleep. curious curious. thoughts?

    January 11, 2013 at 4:09PM EST Reply to Comment
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    pierrot

    It's been a mess for a while now, but this awards show was one of the worse things I've endured. Granted, I haven't seen an MTV awards show since I was 14, and I've never actually watched a whole People's Choice Awards. But wow. You've hit all my beef with the ceremony. Why don't they try to go for the tasteful route, maybe make a deal with a different channel, a different network. I know the critics don't put the show together, but I hope they have your capabilities to discern what's awful about this show and find ways to fix it for next time, if there is a next time.

    January 11, 2013 at 4:12PM EST Reply to Comment
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    Voland

    How hilarious was John Goodman's small interview, and his 15-sec-grin into the camera? Best moment of the evening.

    January 11, 2013 at 5:34PM EST Reply to Comment

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