Stock up and sit down: Eminem, Katy Perry and... Chris Brown
Welcome to the 53rd Annual Grammy Awards in 2011, an event that you may be able further tolerate with organized drinking.
I know that every year we can always count on somebody thanking God, or wearing tacky pinstripes, or forgetting the bra or looking like they're gonna throw up as they look into the camera. It's pop music's three-and-a-half hours and we get the very best and worst.
Grab yourself a case and share some with your neighbor, as we take you through some pretty basic drinking cues for the 2011 ceremony, broadcasting live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles tonight (Feb. 13) starting at 8 p.m. EST via CBS. Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Eminem, Lady Antebellum and other stars may not be able to slam some back while they sit in the auditorium, so you sweatpanted masses might as well.
Here are some drinking rules and cues. What would you add?
+ Every shot on Katy Perry's cleavage, take two drinks
+ For each word Bieber pronounces as though he is from Philly and not from Canada, scream hysterically then drink
+ If Usher is wearing sunglasses and or touches his chest during seating or performance, OMG, freaking drink
+ When and if Eminem smiles, "recover" from shock and waterfall that drink
[More after the jump...]