Cannes Film Festival 2013

Watch: Metric's 'Twilight: Eclipse' song gets angsty music video

Is Emily Haines heading back to high school?

<p>Emily Haines gets dirty in "Eclipse (All Yours)" video</p>

Emily Haines gets dirty in "Eclipse (All Yours)" video

Happy "Eclipse" day! This, of course, is the day that "Twilight Saga: Eclipse" heads to theaters across the nation, cancer gets cured, doves fly and Metric releases its music video for "Eclipse (All Yours)."

I'm a fan of the track, and the clip is kind of pandering. I don't say "but it's pandering" because I don't blame the band for making what it's made.

This appeals squarely to the early teenaged girl crowd, much like Paramore was a perfect fit: it features heavily eyelinered Emily Haines scrawling in her journal high school style, laying around in roots and dirt and stuff, crouching helplessly. The rest of the band strolls along the purported Portland seaside and forests. Visions of Kristen Stewart's Bella, Robert Pattinson's Edward and Taylor Lautner's Jacob flicker on a TV. Drummer Joules Scott Key borrows some skins from Coldplay's "Viva La Vida" photo shoot and then promptly hurdles them down a hill.

It will hopefully propel the band into the greater consciousness as we all sit by and wait for Bella and Edward to just get it on, already.

The "Eclipse" soundtrack came out a few weeks ago and remains in the the Billboard 200 top 10 this week.


"Eclipse (All Yours)"

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Song Of The Day: Bjork with Dirty Projectors on 'All We Are' from charity album

One of seven tracks from collaborative 'Mount Wittenberg Orca'

<p>Bjork</p>

Bjork

A little more than a year ago, Bjork and the Dirty Projectors came together to collaborated at New York's Housing Works, for charity. The original piece, dubbed "Mount Wittenberg Orca," has since been recorded and, today, released digitally to benefit yet another charity, the National Geographic Society Ocean Initiative.

Why them? Because, DP mastermind David Longstreth wrote the songs "about whales. It was inspired by events on Mt. Wittenberg in California and elaborates on [Longstreth's] obsession with vocal harmony introduced on Dirty Projectors' 2009 album 'Bitte Orca'," according to a release.

It is the vocal-heavy group's first set of original recordings since that set, and Bjork's first new recording since her collaboration with Thom Yorke on "Nattura," another conservation-benefiting project.

I can't say I was present at that tiny bookshop when this original, live project came together; but from what I've heard, and what can be heard below in "All We Are," it truly is a combination effort, not just Bjork with a nice backing band (Nathaniel Baldwin, Amber Coffman, Haley Dekle, Angel Deradoorian, Longstreth and Brian McOmber). It seems like a, erm, natural fit.

As previously reported, Bjork is working on her follow-up solo effort to 2007's "Volta" and is working with frequent arts pal Michel Gondry on a film project. Dirty Projectors covered Bob Dylan for denim.

Here is the tracklist for "Mount Wittneberg Orca," which can be purchased via mountwittenbergorca.com:

I Ocean
II On and Ever Onward
III When the World Comes to an End
IV Beautiful Mother
V Sharing Orb
VI No Embrace
VII All We Are

Dirty Projectors + Björk- All We Are by DominoRecordCo

HitFix Interview: Interpol talks on Dave Pajo, arresting new music video

Watch the official video for 'Lights,' new songs at Creators Project

<p>Shot in Interpol's "Lights" video</p>

Shot in Interpol's "Lights" video

Interpol made some media rounds before taking the stage at the Creators Project in New York on Saturday, a scene as dark and stylin' as they are.

HitFix got a few words in with drummer Sam Fogarino and singer Paul Banks, the latter of whom made a costume change from Post-College Chic to All Black Everything between press and their 10 p.m. performance.

On the departure of longtime bassist Carlos D., the pair said that their shortlist for a replacement was exactly one name long: their adoption of former Slint player (and, regrettably, Zwan) and singer-songwriter phenom Dave Pajo was a "happy fit."

"I remember listening to Slint's 'Spiderland' in high school," Banks said. Since the band's self-titled album is already finished, ready for a September drop, Banks said Pajo hasn't had time to creatively bring much to the band's recording life. But live, they said, he brings new energy to a new "era" of Interpol.

The Milk Studios event was a mini-introduction to fresh material of "Interpol," with live tries of tracks like single "Lights," "Success" and "Summer Swell" (below). It was a taste of things to come on the band's tour, kicking off in late July.

"We don't look at [the shows] as an experiment," Fogarino, calling them more like a "warm-up." The pair said they'll be playing a mix of all albums during the extensive stretch that takes them international through December.

New York shows, however, are different from the rest. Not only do performances in the Big Apple get a hometown spin, but it's "tough to impress the crowd. There's a lot less clapping," Fogarino says. The band said it was still going to open for U2 when it makes up its canceled dates in 2011 "as far as we know."

The band just released its official music video for "Lights" last week, also below; the buggy clip was directed Charlie White. Considering the Creators Project was a giant mishmash of technology, video and music, was the band shopping for its next video's director there?

"That wouldn't be a bad idea," Banks said.

"Yo Spike," deadpanned Fogarino, referring to Jonze.

Fogarino, the band's "elder statesmen" -- for the record -- is one of the most naturally stylish men I've ever seen.

Review: M.I.A. pops and fizzles while Die Antwoord sizzles at Creators Project launch

Watch: From the front row of Saturday's New York hipster art party

<p>M.I.A. at the Creators Project</p>

M.I.A. at the Creators Project

Credit: Brayden Olson

The launch party for the Intel/VICE joint venture Creators Project at New York's Milk Studios on Saturday marked a lot of firsts for me.

This was one of the first free booze parties in New York -- particularly in the Meatpacking District -- where said free booze didn't run out, even past the midnight mark.

This was also the first solid VICE party that wasn't at all, even remotely, a headachey clusterf*ck. The registration process for free entrants was seamless, 3,500 people came and went all 12 hours, the flow of crowd traffic didn't deaden my soul, stuff started on relatively on time and attendance over the three floors of art and music wasn't oversold. It's set this roving international party on the right path by beautiful execution and curation, sweaty and drunk and pretty.

This was the first time I'd seen Sleigh Bells and Die Antwoord live. And this was my first front row M.I.A. experience. (She was announced as a performer only the day before.)

My only complaint is that Interpol -- new lineup and all -- played a gallery space about the size of my bathroom, unmanageable for even an hearing-only gander.

Speaking of bathrooms, that seems to have been the inspiration for the acoustic engineering of M.I.A.'s sound, which amounted to audio soup in between the bigger better-known hits like "Galang" and "Paper Planes." The high ends tinnily bounced off each other in a set of no stops, the bass muddy and the vocals buried.

Maya Arulpragasam arrived excitedly in a camo jacket, hood up over her Bomb Pop colored hair, donning for half the show what could only be described as hot pink marijuana leaf tinted hologram goggles. (I'd love to see under which subsection on eBay they'd reside.) Beneath, it was a V-tee over a metallic bikini top. Having thrown herself as crowd-surf meat several times, she took off the unnecessaries; she is beyond petite, and ga-ga-gorgeous.

But for all the Grammy and festival footage, the media blitz and the hype drumming for her forthcoming July 13 set "/\/\/\Y/\" ("MAYA"), it was a set that started strong and then faded into a volume seven flatline. She shot out of the canon with new "Born Free" -- with its violent video cast behind her, but from there, the lyrics and pump-up banter was indecipherable, as songs bled into one another. She had two freakishly overstimulated male backup dancers (one of which looked like a mix of Guile from "Street Fighter II" and Chucky). She had two hype men, a rapper and colorful brain-drip animations, but still it all felt samey-same over an hour, no matter how hard the front pit pushed and how many times the rap-talk-sing-singer punched the air. It just wasn't her room.

She should have taken the advice of South Africa's Die Antwoord, who played before her and had the right mind to request to "turn up the f*cking volume." Because it worked.

"We're gonna f*ck this f*cking party in the f*cking face!" exclaimed Ninja, front man of the three-person operation. I still think it's a joke that Interscope signed what is, in essence, a joke hip-hop and obscure subgenre band from overseas, whose internet fame will likely go the way of the OK Go: lots of traffic hits, very little in the way of sales. Still, their Zef mix of outdated music samples and styles, mixed with mindless rhymes, the high-pitched voice of straw-mop-headed Yo-Landi Vi$$er and the merciless harddrive of DJ Hi-Tek sounds like hell on paper and was positively bitchin' live.

Sleigh Bells, in something like half an hour, roared through half their record. A friend rightfully said vocalist Alexis Krauss sound much less shrill live; she performed under a curtain of dark brown hair and skulked and pointed a lot. I love their record and I love this band, but I think it'd actually be a plus to have a live drummer to push those low ends and tricky rhythms more than just Derek E. Miller on guitar.

I spent little time with the art and with Spike Jonze's s "I'm Here" videobooth debut, sadly, but I can tell you Muti Randolph's "Cube" took my breath away and The xx's "A Sculpture of the Album" was a good place to check my voicemails.

Creators Project is now visiting various cities worldwide, "to empower and inspire the next generation of innovators to realize their artistic visions through creative use of technology." Dates and locations are here, on the right, and include stops London, Sao Paulo, Seoul and Beijing.

Monopolooza? Subpoenas issued in Lollapalooza anti-trust investigation

Are C3's radius clauses unfair?

Monopolooza? Subpoenas issued in Lollapalooza anti-trust investigation

The promoters behind Lollapalooza -- Austin-based C3 Presents and their partners -- are under investigation by the Illinois Attorney General Lisa Madigan for anti-trust allegations.

According to Jim DeRogatis, apparently enough Chicago bars, clubs and venues have complained about the radius clauses that C3 includes in Lolla's artist contracts, which stipulates acts can't play within a set amount of time and a certain mile radius from the fest.

These clauses are fairly common in festival and tour contracts, though some reports are indicating, for Lolla the clause is as harsh as six months before and three months after, and a span as big as 300 miles out (which reaches as far as Detroit, Indianapolis, Madison, etc.). This is to protect the organizers' imperative to sell out the festival by keeping its lineup offerings unique.

Central to the complaint is that such extensive stipulations are bad for local businesses, considering it's applied to headliners down to the baby bands on slate, more than 120 acts. However, C3 has contended in other reports that it waives the clause for artists that ask, or at least pursue some compromise.

Sources from C3 confirmed to Billboard that subpoenas had indeed been issued; mega tour agency William Morris Endeavor Entertainment's VP Marc Geiger also confirmed he was among those to be subpoenaed.

There are a few other fun facts at work here.

Three managers each told me that, yes, the clauses are included but, yes, C3 has been lenient in its enforcement and in waiving it altogether.

"In my experience, it basically means 'ask first'," said one, who manages a pair of acts that have and will perform at the festival. "I don't hear a ton of complaining from club owners. The street festivals eat at their business a ton more than Lolla does."

Granted, these were not the managers of Arcade Fire or Soundgarden-sized acts, but even Spoon has apparently gotten a pass, considering they're playing a block party in the Windy City a mere month before their appearance during the festival, which runs Aug. 6-8.

Also, Jim DeRogotis and the Lollapalooza organizers have had a pretty contentious relationship since the previously roving festival put down its roots in Grant Park. The Chi-based crit has been the source of lineup leaks and severe critiques, and obviously C3 wants lineups to be introduced in their own way.

Meanwhile, as DeRogatis points out, the Attorney General is jumping into essentially a 10-year contract made between C3 and the city's reigning politicians.

These don't change the fact that the investigation is under way. There's just a lot more to the issue than meets the eye.

What do you think? Are C3's radius clauses unfair to businesses?

Commentary: 10 Lessons we learned from the death of Michael Jackson

Thoughts on Michael Jackson's reputation, radio, Joe, Janet, album sales and the financially beneficial side of passing

<p>Michael Jackson</p>

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson died last year on this same day, June 25, 2010. It's been a weird year since. We've learned a lot about the pop star as a person and a performer, and a lot of lessons on bad class in the media.

Below, I outline some thoughts I had about what can be taken away from the time since.
 

  • For an artist of his size and caliber, one year is about enough time for ones reputation to lose the negativity and indiscretions of his past

Financially, Michael Jackson’s death is one of the best things to ever happen to him. His estate brought in close to $1 billion, which will help out on that whole $400 million of debt thing.
 
MJ is worth a lot. But as for his role in greater culture and society, MJ was rightly, immediately put on a pedestal as a pioneer in entertainment, for his voice and dancing, his mesh of musical styles, his many firsts for African-Americans, the videos, philanthropy and message of peace, fashion, live performances and the love of his fans.
 
In my mind, and many others, despite the uneven qualities of “This Is It” and the quotes from his lwayers and people closest to him, I’m positive he was gonna do those 50 shows in London. By the look of things, he was ready for his comeback, which makes his death that much more tragic, and diminishes the images of early-2000s Michael and replaces them with the fresh face of “Ben” or the red jacket flash of “Thriller” and the hope of what would have been.
 
The placeholders, then, will be in the Cirque du Soleil shows, the album or albums of unreleased material, archival videos or photos of MJ memories yet unseen. It’s only been a year, but there’s still so much to know about Michael Jackson posthumously.
 
  • … Or not.

“Michael Jackson instantly left behind an untarnished legacy,” say people who stand to benefit from Michael Jackson’s legacy.
 
Everyone can agree that MJ’s eccentric past wasn’t always rosy.
 
While comparisons are made of between Jackson and say, Elvis, his struggle even starting back in 1993 was that he was accused of inappropriately touching young boys. Elvis died overweight, past his prime and, too, a massive drug abuser. Alleged pedophilia is a tough rake to shake. One can’t think of the Neverland Ranch, in all its intended good will, without thinking of its ties to the stories repeated in the media, through the trials and into the mid-2000s. Neverland will likely be sold, it won’t and can’t become his Graceland. For as many articles and posts and reports that will show that MJ is a saint, there will still be the commenters at the bottom of each saying “Yeah, but…”
 
It’d be a kindness to move on from those times and to remember Jackson for his music, message and moves, but part of his legacy, now, too is his kids. All eyes are sure to be on Prince (13), Paris (12) and Blanket (8), set to enter into private school in the fall. Everyone remembers the middle child stepping to the microphone, crying, during his memorial last July. Little homemade videos popped up on YouTube earlier this year, which indicate that they’re just normal kids, but also heirs to a multi-million dollar estate whose private media somehow leaked to the masses. We hope for their “normalcy”; but any dysfunction therein would also reflect badly on MJ’s legacy.
 
And there are still depths to be explored about Jackson’s extensive drug use, which will rattle out in court during the criminal trial of Dr. Conrad Murray. That will not conclude for at least another few months.
 
  • Radio knows when to step it up
Or step back. Several terrestrial stations switched their format to “All-MJ, All the Time” for a day or two after learning of his death, even up through the weekend after. Today, sitting here in Brooklyn, I’ve walked past shops blaring their radios of stations doing the same for the day – granted, not as many, or with MJ tracks mixed in, but still. It still won’t save the non-Top 40, A/C or Talk radio stations, but still it’s a nice homage to an artist that had so many fans dialing in to begin with.
 
  • Joe Jackson has no shame

This is a lesson we kind of already knew. But the death of father Joe Jackson’s son further muddies the waters between self-promotion and legacy-guarding, mixed in with genuine mourning (of son and lifelong cash cow).
 
It was formally announced today that Joe is suing Conrad Murray for wrongful death, even though his criminal trial has yet to take place. But still, the move seems like a hollow attempt to get in legal good graces with the Jackson estate: MJ only named mother Katherine and his children as his heirs in his will – not Joe, not his siblings. Joe, meanwhile, has been taking lawyers for the estate to court in order to, say, get a $15,000/mo. Stipend, or to allow Gary, Ind. to erect a museum campus to Michael Jackson when he doesn’t even have rights to use MJ’s image.
 
Eyes rolled when Joe promoted his own record company mere days after Michael’s death, in news conferences and even on the red carpet of the July 7 memorial. And earlier this month, Joe said comments that insinuated he blames Katherine for Michael’s death, for not sending Michael into rehab at his behest. And then he blamed Michael’s “This Is It” concert promoter AEG for hiring Murray. This, from a man and father that beat his son as a child, according to MJ himself.
 
  • Drugs are bad, kids

It seems somehow incongruent with Michael Jackson’s character that he had such a deep and seemingly unbounded use of drugs, where in his last 9 hours alive, according to testimony from Conrad Murray, that he was administered four sleep aides, sedatives and anti-anxiety meds, including that last does of anesthetic propofol. MJ used fake names to have prescriptions filled; he had fired doctors before for not filling these. For someone with a healthy-looking dancer’s body, ready for a string of 50-dates, MJ’s heart was failing in part to his drug abuse.
 
  • A new single release after death does not guarantee its adoption on large scale

Everyone got all excited that “This Is It,” the previously unreleased song, was dropping. Then they heard it. It was underwhelming. It peaked at No. 18 on Billboard’s Hot Adult Contemporary and Hot R&B/Hip-Hop tracks, and then disappeared in under a month.
 
  • Janet stands out publicly as the classy one

Everyone with association to Michael Jackson had something to say or do after his death, from his relatives to Paris Hilton. It was hard for any of it not to come off as opportunistic (hey, Joe). Jackson’s brothers completed their reality series “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty” for A&E, complete with episodes spent mulling their brothers death. La Toya continues to beat the drum that her brother was murdered (and not the homicide of an accidental overdose, but a larger conspiracy) and has been making the rounds on talk shows.
 
Of the famous Jackson siblings, Janet seems to be making some progress while keeping it classy. She did a performance of she and her brother’s “Scream” at the MTV Music Awards, said some nice comments on BET and on the occasional night news show, and she let it be. She didn’t release her single “Make Me” on the coattails of his death, but kept it on the course of her hits compilation singles schedule. She was said even before MJ’s death to be an involved auntie to his kids. She’s been tapped for a movie role in Tyler Perry’s next “serious” project. She’s moving on without trying to getting her claws into politics (or the will).
 
  • Michael Jackson was big enough to change the rules

The Billboard 200 rules, that is.
 
OK, with a little help from The Beatles.
 
While it’s no new thing that the charts magazine adjusts its rules to new wisdom and data – digital album sales factoring in to the ultimate number, being another example – up until MJ’s death and the Beatle digital remasters, catalog albums wouldn’t qualify to re-enter the chart. That changed in the fall, so that scant sales of new albums wouldn’t eclipse the success of artists’ major releases chart-wise when they bounce back.
 
  • It won’t be settled for a good long while which of MJ’s hits will remain best-known

Taking from the same carriage, Billboard says “Say Say Say” is the King of Pop’s No. 1 Billboard Hit. A song penned by Paul McCartney, shared with Paul McCartney?
 
But that’s just based on Billboard’s old radio and charting stats. “Billie Jean” seems to still be the most recognized, though “I’ll Be There” and “I Want You Back” from the Jackson 5 and “Man in the Mirror” has made a hell of a resurgence in the past year. 
 
  • God forbid, we may get tired of Michael Jackson over the next seven years

That $200 million deal with Sony? 10 recording projects through 2017.
 
Every other year seems to have a “vital” reissue, remaster, deluxe behind-the-scenes outing, rehashes of artists like, say, the Beatles, Elvis, Madonna, Bob Marley, Pink Floyd, even Radiohead or Pearl Jam.
 
Expect hype around a “Thriller” re-release, an unreleased songs album, behind-the-scenes DVD footage, anniversary reissues.
 

 

Song Of The Day: N.E.R.D., Nelly Furtado go Burning Man for 'Hot-n-Fun' vid

Desert bohemian chic

<p>N.E.R.D.</p>

N.E.R.D.

N.E.R.D.'s "Hot-n-Fun" is advising you to pick up hitchhikers.

The video for the new track from the hip-hop act -- featuring vocalist Nelly Furtado -- may have you seeing visions. Never in the history of the world did any hitchhiker you've ever picked up look that bootylicious (and have all their teeth). And they're all in love with Pharell. That's what you get for going to Burning Man.

The clip is as brainless and "totally obvi" as the song itself: it's called "Hot-n-Fun," so what were you expecting? Let's get right. Look at you. Look at me. Miss you. Hot 'n' fun. That's it. It isn't a bad thing in this case, with a funk clap-beat that makes me regret it wasn't out in time for our 25 Summer Jams list.

It's the first single from forthcoming "Nothing," out Sept. 7.

Watch and listen: Weezer pens World Cup anthem, Rivers Cuomo talks soccer

Update: Did 'Represent' help with the U.S. vs. Algeria GOOOOOOOOOOAL?

<p>Rivers Cuomo in a team U.S.A. jersey</p>

Rivers Cuomo in a team U.S.A. jersey

Credit: Katie Hasty

When I was at Bonnaroo, waiting to be let into the photo pit to Weezer, Rivers Cuomo gave us photographers a little something extra backstage: for at least 20 min. before the show, the band frontman juggled with a soccer ball before taking the stage.

With the phenomenal show that he put on, I can only assume the activity got him pumped up. And now Weezer is giving a little something to the U.S. FIFA World Cup Team and fans to get them amped.

"Represent" has been making the rounds over the last couple of days, and today, as the Americans face off against Algeria in the big competition, one can only hope the dance-rock track "with attitude" will help.

Cuomo spoke to the U.S. Soccer organization in a video, posted today and embedded below, saying that he originally penned a World Cup anthem during the "embarrassing" 2006 contest, but he felt a lot more confident about the States' chances for 2010.

"America often gets a fair play awards, and I love the way we play," Cuomo said. He's been a soccer fan, essentially, since birth, and admits he likes to play pickup games while on tour, and regularly plays when he's home in L.A.

"Represent" is below as well. What do you think?

UPDATE PRESS TIME: LANDON DONOVAN SCORES! U.S.A. ADVANCES! OMG!

Song of the Day: Jenny Lewis combines forces with Johnathan Rice on 'Scissor Runner'

Jenny And Johnny skipping Arizona on tour, on purpose

<p>Jenny And Johnny</p>

Jenny And Johnny

Jenny Lewis has fronted Rilo Kiley, put out a pair of solo efforts (one with the Watson Twins) and now has taken up with another musical project, Jenny And Johnny, with singer/songwriter and boyfriend Jonathan Rice.

While the two have contributed to each other's musical careers starting in 2006, this album "I'm Having Fun Now" is their first under the simple moniker, with the help of producer Mike Mogis behind them. They've now unveiled the first taste of it with free MP3 download "Scissor Runner," streaming below.

It's reminiscent of Rogue Wave or New Pornographers, with a pop a '90s rock feel and a cute trade-off between vocals. The album's due in August sometime.

The pair have plotted a September tour, and intentionally left Arizona off the list because of its new immigration policy. Like they said, sorry Arizona. They're also pegged for a couple of high-profile opening dates, with Pavement and also with Belle & Sebastian.

 

Review: Eminem's 'Recovery' is the rapper healing, but not recovered

Are we really still making Elton John jokes?

<p>Eminem's "Recovery"</p>

Eminem's "Recovery"

Credit: Shady/Aftermath

One of Eminem’s most striking images from this “Recovery” campaign is of the rapper sitting inside a glass box, set up in the middle of city, in what looks like a living room with a television and couch and all. He’s reading a book, an activity or restoration, yes, recovery, a recommended course of action for any young star(let), too, struggling with fame and panty pictures.

But this is Slim Shady we’re talking about here, at least on the opener “Cold Wind Blows.” That photo is a lonely, holistic and claustrophobic picture painted of a man whose first track on this first set drops the usual: slut, c*nt, p*ssy, sucking d*ck, f*ggot. A puff of the chest, a slew of tired jokes against tired celebs like Michael Vick, Michael J. Fox, Mariah Carey and Elton John. When Em puts on the Shady hat, he really, really wants you to think he’s back, and can spit like he’s 25.
 
Marshall Mathers is 37. This is not an ageist statement or a petition for him to hang up that hat. But it’s certainly a time in his career to heed the editing process, to know when a zinger’s just not a zinger, and to rhyme with relevance that he uniquely possesses as one of the few hugely talented hip-hop stars still capable of making meaningful records after more than a dozen years into the game. He stands, and walks (and sits and reads) alone.
 
A couple of instances of that independent, inimitable voice are in cuts like current single “Not Afraid,” and “Talkin’ 2 Myself,” the latter on which he ponders a time when he was jealous of the Kanye Wests of the rap world and admits he’d probably have his “ass handed to me” should he beef. There’s his take on the biz in terms of prison sentences on “25 to life” and weary bones of Black Sabbath-sampling “Going Through Changes” in which Em explains how impossible it is for him to explain just what happened over the last “couple of years.” He goes way, way back on "W.T.P.," with a slick beat and some good history.
 
Those other voices, though, are coming up with the raggedy ends of eye-rolling one-liners like on “Won’t Back Down” (despite the incredible vocals from Pink). “On Fire” had me giggling one moment (“mother*cking fire truck’s on fire”) and then shaking my head at a David Cook reference (want a real flame war? Try Adam Lambert and his fans). The misspent sample of Haddaway's ‘90s dance classic "What Is Love" with special guest Lil Wayne on “No Love” all together is like trying mix oil and bong water.
 
Longtime collabo Dr. Dre only makes his mark on one track, the not-particularly Dre-ish “So Bad”; Rihanna shows up on “Love the Way You Lie,” a mixed blessing. The title “Seduction” suggests that maybe here’s a little something for the ladies, with the auto-tune flitting over the fake strings and the refrain “girls on the floor” kicking Em into that high register rap. Bu a better title would have been “Deception”: he spends more time tongue-lashing the "girl’s" boyfriend than the girl. “She’s got her jaw stuck from suckin’ my d*ck,” doesn't exactly moan “white hot sex jam,” which was his point. But that was the point?
 
Em is ready for the criticism, because “critics never have nothin’ nice to say, man” and, frankly, what I say or other critics say won’t affect what will surely be decent sales for “Recovery.” Because “Recovery” is a better record than “Relapse,” has a better single, better future singles (ooooh I do like “Space Bound” [Ed.: fixed] and the stomp clap of “Cinderella Man”) and has a forthrightness that will take fans back on a few choice cuts. He alludes to his “second chances” – in his life, as well as a do-over after head-spinningly bad “Relapse” from last year. But 17 tracks is a labor; he’s topping some of his hottest meals with the bits and pieces from the kitchen sink. Maybe that’s why this set is called “Recovery” and not “Recovered.”

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