It's here, it's here! The teaser trailer for "Star Wars: The Force Awakens" was released as the final parting shot to the opening of Star Wars Celebration 2015. We still have no idea what's going on, but who cares!? Look at that fallen Star Destroyer! Look at Darth Vader's mask! Does that mean someone is on the remnants of the Death Star that fell to Endor!?

I can barely breathe. This is going to be amazing!

"Star Wars: The Force Awakens" slays us all in theaters on December 18, 2015.


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