All week long, I scour the Internet for the best ways to blow part (or all) of your paycheck on your favorite fandom. From clothes and jewelry to wall art and prints, if it’s geeky, it’s game.

Calling all Star Wars, Harry Potter, Sailor Moon, Alice In Wonderland, and Doctor Who fans. Step right up and for mental math gymnastics. Have much is plasma going for these days?

#1: Become the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy with these sweet “Star Wars” kicks.

Pick up a custom-created pair from Shoe Fury.


#2: Solemnly swear to be up to no good in this “Harry Potter” dress.

Head over to your local Hot Topic for this look. Or order it from their website.


#3: In the name of the moon, you can look fabulous with these “Sailor Moon” leggings.

Etsy user Lunaria Boutique also sells Sailor Mars and Sailor Saturn versions!


#4: Books and purses both contain entire secret worlds. So why not combine them with this “Alice In Wonderland” bag?

Hand-crafted by Krukru Studio. Wonderland not your bag? (zing!) They also take requests.


#5: If you can swing this diamond TARDIS, you can introduce yourself as “The Doctor’s Wife.”

Dtek Designs knows the way to a geeky girl’s heart. Prepare yourself for sticker shock.

Have you seen geeky swag that made you yell “Shut up and take my money!”? Send your suggestions to!


Mom. Wife. Geek. Gamer. Feminist. Writer. Sarcastic. Succinct. Donna has been writing snark for the Internet in one form or another for almost a decade. She has a lot of opinions, mostly on science-fiction, fantasy, feminism, and Sailor Moon. Follow her on Twitter (@MildlyAmused) for more of all these things.