All week long, I scour the Internet for the best ways to blow part (or all) of your paycheck on your favorite fandom. From clothes and jewelry to wall art and prints, if it’s geeky, it’s game.

Calling all “Ghostbusters,” book nerds, Jaeger pilots, “Jem and the Holograms,” Daryl Dixon, and “Harry Potter” fans. Step right up and start digging under the couch cushions for spare change.

#1: Celebrate summer with Slimer-Brand Slime products.
Re-live your 80s childhood with a sweet comparative tshirt to Ecto-Coolers and licensed ice cream confections.

Available in three colors from


#2: Show off your bookish side with a skirt edged in bookshelf print.
Works with or without a fluffy crinoline underskirt.

Order your custom skirt from RoobyLane today.


#3: Let Cherno Alpha from “Pacific Rim” tower over your desk.
The oldest Jaeger in active combat stands at a whopping 18” of full-articulation.

Pick up your Jaeger at Drift compatible co-pilot not included.


#4: Jazzercize might be out of fashion, but Jem is always ready to get fit.
The only thing truly outrageous is not getting your butt to the gym.

On sale now at


#5: Prepare for the inevitable with Daryl’s “Walking Dead” messenger bag.
The Boy Scout motto is even more true in a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Order yours from Entertainment Earth before it’s too late.


#6: If only this “Harry Potter” mug could magically make Monday better.
Accio Energy!

Pick yours up from

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Mom. Wife. Geek. Gamer. Feminist. Writer. Sarcastic. Succinct. Donna has been writing snark for the Internet in one form or another for almost a decade. She has a lot of opinions, mostly on science-fiction, fantasy, feminism, and Sailor Moon. Follow her on Twitter (@MildlyAmused) for more of all these things.