All week long, I scour the Internet for the best ways to blow part (or all) of your paycheck on your favorite fandom. From clothes and jewelry to wall art and prints, if it’s geeky, it’s game.

Calling all Groot, “Firefly,” Steve Rogers, “Beauty and the Beast,” “Spirited Away,” and dragon fans. It’s time to play “How much ramen can I eat this week?”!

#1: See that tree, watch that scene, digging the Dancing Groot.

Finally! The long-awaited animated Dancing Groot is here. Well, the ability to pre-order him from Entertainment Earth is, anyway.


#2: Show you’re not afraid of anything, walking down the street with a “Firefly” bag like this.

Be the most stylish Browncoat in the resistance with this purse from Crescent City Couture.


#3: Stay cool in Captain America’s “Winter Soldier” garb.

Snag this costume tank top from Superhero Stuff.


#4: The tale might be old as time, but this “Beauty and the Beast” dress is fashion forward.

Hot Topic has this stained glass tank dress on sale in stores and online.


#5: Lose track of time staring staring at this Studio Ghibli-inspired bathhouse.

This insanely detailed woodcut of the bathhouse from “Spirited Away” is available from Mtomsky.


#6: Be hot enough to make a dragon want to retire with dragon-scale leggings.

Available in both silver and gold from Black Milk Clothing.


Have you seen geeky swag that made you yell “Shut up and take my money!” Send your suggestions to!?


Mom. Wife. Geek. Gamer. Feminist. Writer. Sarcastic. Succinct. Donna has been writing snark for the Internet in one form or another for almost a decade. She has a lot of opinions, mostly on science-fiction, fantasy, feminism, and Sailor Moon. Follow her on Twitter (@MildlyAmused) for more of all these things.