All week long, I scour the Internet for the best ways to blow part (or all) of your paycheck on your favorite fandom. From clothes and jewelry to wall art and prints, if it’s geeky, it’s game.

Calling all Harry Potter, “Cowboy Bebop,” Pokemon, Ms. Marvel (Carol Danvers), Ariel, and Tinkerbell fans. Step right up and ponder life without eating out this week.

#1: Get the latest wizarding news with ‘The Daily Prophet’ leggings.
Now to work on the technology to animate your clothes!

Pick up your copy from Black Milk Clothing.


#2: Channel your inner space cowboy with these Swordfish sneakers.
These “Cowboy Bebop” kicks might be the hottest thing in the galaxy next to Corgis.

Snag yourself a pair of these ShoeFury custom creations.


#3: Gotta catch ‘em all in custom Pokeballs.
Life would be so dull if all Pokeballs were red and white.

Darling Amy is taking orders now!


#4: Get back to Carol Danvers’ roots in this Ms. Marvel tank.
Nothing like some classic thunderbolt action.

Head over to We Love Fine to buy yours.


#5: Dive under the sea in an Ariel rash guard.
Do you think mermaids would make natural-born surfers?

On sale from HotTopic.


#6: Clap your hands if you believe in fairy fashion footwear.
Incorporate these heels into your Tinkerbell undercover cosplay.

Created by Etsy seller Sweet Dreams Shoes.

Have you seen geeky swag that made you yell “Shut up and take my money!”? Send your suggestions to!


Mom. Wife. Geek. Gamer. Feminist. Writer. Sarcastic. Succinct. Donna has been writing snark for the Internet in one form or another for almost a decade. She has a lot of opinions, mostly on science-fiction, fantasy, feminism, and Sailor Moon. Follow her on Twitter (@MildlyAmused) for more of all these things.