Looking for a way to spend St. Patrick’s Day that includes both drinking AND avoiding massive drunken crowds? Well, Honest Trailers has the festive drinking game for you.

One might ask why every major American holiday needs its own hokey horror franchise. One might also ask what is the nature of mortality or how much a soul weighs. All are equally unknowable.

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