Breaking News: Female 'Ghostbusters' destroy all men, celebrate over their broken bodies
They’ve been trying to warn us for months. They took to social media to stop it. They flooded the comments of children’s hospital as a warning. They scoured every corner of the Internet to let us know they new Ghostbusters would render our reality asunder. How could WOMEN busts ghosts? It’s just so unnatural!! But like Cassandra before the tragedy of Troy, no one would listen.
And now it’s too late. The new Ghostbusters are here, and they’re destroying everything from your childhood. No man is safe (except Mark Ruffalo) from their wretched XX-chromosomes.
OH, THE HUMANITY!
But seriously, if the cast of the Ghostbusters wanted to team up with Mark Ruffalo to do a series of Instagram videos reenacting these photos, it would be the best day ever.