The final trailer is here and the last of the plot details we’re prying from J.J. Abrams cold dead hands have been revealed. The only thing left for fans to do is plan out how to stand in line for 12+ hours in the dead of winter while waiting for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” to hit theaters, right?

WRONG! The character posters are here and while they don’t give away any big details that won’t stop us — okay, me — from going over them with a fine-toothed comb. Yes Luke is still missing from the marketing campaign. But so is Domhnall Gleeson’s General Hux. I’m not saying the two things are related…I’m just saying they’re not NOT related

Also, what?  Chewbacca, the droids, and Captain Phasma not good enough for their own posters? I need a chrome-plated Gwendoline Christie poster in my life, Star Wars!

  • Rey
    Photo Credit: Lucasfilm

    Not much here we didn’t already know. Rey is a desert-dweller, a scavenger. I’m still not entirely convinced that staff isn’t either electric or a lightsaber in disguise.


  • Finn
    Photo Credit: Lucasfilm

    Where is Finn? That background is neither a desert planet or an ice planet. In fact, it looks fairly reminiscent of Mustafar…

  • Princess Leia
    Photo Credit: Lucasfilm

    Three decades later, Princess Leia is still in the command center. Damn straight.

  • Han Solo
    Photo Credit: Lucasfilm

    Han Solo’s jacket is a little scruffy-looking. Was he on a mission or living in the wastes of the Outer Rim? Like on Jakku perhaps?

  • Kylo Ren
    Photo Credit: Lucasfilm

    Seriously, Kylo Ren needs to fix the blade emitter on his lightsaber before the crystal blows.

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