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Darth Vader is making a bid for Ukrainian Presidency.
Announced to The Guardian during a press conference, the Dark Lord of the Sith is throwing his hat into the ring for the Ukrainian presidential race. "I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country," Vader said in a party statement.