"Big Brother" is great this season even though everyone on it is dull. How?
Becky: Hilary Stank-Face
Why she's dull: For the first month of this game, Becky was as lifelike as a battery-deprived Zingbot. She did pipe up once to announce her showmance with the locomotive industry, but that was short-lived.
Why she's great: Becky built a beautiful, livid grudge against Vanessa. She gained power and decided to eliminate Vanessa. She got everyone to agree about eliminating Vanessa. Then Vanessa stayed. Her lingering resentment and rancor suddenly makes her one of the game's most memorable characters. Thank God Vanessa outmaneuvered Shelli; otherwise we'd have a content Becky and a comfortably dull Shelli.