The worst Stormtrooper in the world
Who: The worst Stormtrooper in the world
From: 'Star Wars'
What we would like to see: While this widely-distributed photo makes a great joke out of one of the most memorable moments from 'A New Hope,' we'd like to see a low-budget movie that traces the downward spiral of death stick abuse and self-destruction that this Stormtrooper follows as he realizes that his one moment of weakness led to the end of the system of life that he had so eagerly embraced. Shot in black-and-white on a budget of less than a million dollars and directed by Shane Caruth, this is 'Star Wars' reimagined as existential despair.
- Drew McWeeny