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The Half-Man, "Two and a Half Men"
Likelihood of Death: 5%
Remember back when the title of "Two and a Half Men" used to refer to Alan Harper, Charlie Harper and wee Jake Harper? And then wee Jake Harper wasn't so wee anymore? And then Angus T. Jones became born-again and started ranting about his show's moral decrepitude or whatever he ranted about? And then Jake went off to the military while Angus T. Jones went off to college? Well, we know that "Two and a Half Men" was willing to kill Charlie off when Charlie Sheen made that possibility advantageous. Why not get one last burst of sentiment by sending Jake off as a war hero of some sort?
Why They Might Survive: "Two and a Half Men" will have its series finale on February 19 and I have no clue whether or not there have been rumors about Jake, last seen going to Japan, returning for the end. It's been so long, though, since Jones appeared on "Men" that the writers probably couldn't get enough sentiment out of his death to make it worthwhile.