Plus: New horror offerings 'Don't Be Afraid Of The Dark' and 'Case 39'
Lowdown: Danny Trejo in his first starring role as a badass federal agent, out for revenge.
Grade: A The movie itself is based on a 'fake' trailer from the movie 'Grindhouse' so it contains nothing and we mean nothing but 'trailer moments.' Big explosions, sexy girls, weeny bad guys and, yes. Gian Machetes. How fitting!