I remember when MarioKart was hard.
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Oh, enjoy your multiple female characters!
Ooh, look at new MarioKart and its diverse lady selection! Princess Peach AND Princess Daisy AND Rosalina AND EVEN Baby Peach on occasion! What a fancy little melange of lady drivers you get to choose from, toddlers. So much fun. Here's a funner fact: We had only ONE female driver on the SNES, and she (along with Yoshi) was one of the most useless drivers in the game. She wasn't fast, she was a mess on the turns, and if she ran into Bowser, she'd freak out and jump into an abyss. Now she can petition for better traction with all her fancy distaff pals. Millennials! Equality must be nice.