So obviously I had to write something worthy of their dramatic overtures.
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Smaug sets everything on fire, including his heart.
From the moment he first laid eye on him, on some level, Smaug knew Bilbo is his soul mate. Their spirits scattered over multiple universes like so much dust, the two of them are cursed star-crossed lovers. Forever to be ships passing in the night, whether as friends or enemies, they will never realize their love until it is too late.
"WHERE IS THE BURGLAR!" bellows Smaug, setting the town ablaze. He thinks it is white hot hatred to fuels this need to see Bilbo again. But he is wrong. What terrible malediction caused this wretched plight is lost to the ages, shrouded in mystery. Smaug is merely playing out the tragedy that has happened with his lover before, and will happen again.