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Most depressed musician-vampire: Adam (Tom Hiddleston)
"Only Lovers Left Alive"
Having inspired the greatest scientific discoveries and music works since the beginning of time, Adam's modern-day malaise is then filtered into his drone-y, sad (oh, but brilliant!) indie rock recordings. His eternal vampire life seems to reach a despondent peak as he spends his days mostly secluded in -- you guessed it -- Detroit until his Eve comes back around. - Katie Hasty