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"Silent Night, Deadly Night" (1984)
What It Is: After a criminal in a Santa suit slaughters his mom and dad, Billy tries to have a normal life. Doesn't work out so well after he's forced to wear a Santa suit for work (because of course that happened) and he finds a guy trying to rape his crush. Let the killing begin!
Why Your Holidays Will Never Be the Same: Even though this wasn't even the first Christmas-themed slasher movie, the decision to put Santa in the advertising brought out the picketers. The bad reviews probably would have happened either way, however.
Your Secret Santa Gift: Never make a guy who saw his parents killed by Santa wear a Santa suit. Getting called in to HR will be the least of your problems.