Watch them now at your own peril
"Christmas Comes to PacLand" (1982)
What We Loved About It As Kids: "Aw, cool! Pac-Man's so rad!"
Why It's Totally Messed Up: Besides the fact this is a Christmas special based on a video game about eating dots and avoiding ghosts? How about Santa's reindeer getting an energy boost from eating Pac-Man's power pellets? Whether you think they're amphetamines or super poop, it's just bad.
Why We'd Watch Now: Either an overpowering sense of nostalgia or recreational drug use.