Watch them now at your own peril
"Frosty's Winter Wonderland" (1976)
What We Loved About It As Kids: "I wish Frosty was my friend! We'd play in the snow all day!"
Why It's Totally Messed Up: So, Frosty is lonely because his little human friends have to go inside or lose limbs to frostbite. So, what is their solution? A puppy? A walkie-talkie (hey, it was the '70s)? No, they decide to make him a wife. Shades of "Bride of Frankenstein" much? Frosty's friends build her to his specifications, and of course she falls instantly in love with him. Because Stockholm Syndrome works that way.
Why We'd Watch Now: We need tips on what to look for in child brides? No idea, honestly.