Let us take you back to sküle.
1. Carol's horny face is astonishing
There's an Uncanny vVlley effect at play with how Shelley Long slips so effortlessly into the look, cadence, and flip of Carol Brady. The one noticeable exception is how her sexy glance -- which pops up a surprising amount -- conjures Florence Henderson's classic grin and injects it with a blast of libidinous command. Like all the best things about "The Brady Bunch Movie," it's disturbing. Carol and Mike put on a perky show for us that matches the musically chipper dialogue of the original series, but when they lock eyes, they tacitly pledge to subvert their whole universe. And do it.