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Bruce Willis and Jessica Alba in 'Sin City'
Okay this isn't a romantic comedy but that doesn't stop the movie from hooking up its characters with a zest usually reserved for preteen girl fan fiction. And while there isn't a healthy relationship in the lot, at least the other leads didn't watch their object of lust grow from a child to a stripper. Casting Willis, who was 26 when Alba was born, might have been true to the characters but rule of thumb: If the protagonist can wax poetic about his lady's childhood FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF AN ADULT IN THAT CHILDHOOD, maybe pump the brakes.
- Donna Dickens