Brandon and Janette brought the judges to their feet, while Randi and Evan faced tough critiques
Brandon Bryant and Janette Manrara of 'So You Think You Can Dance'
Brandon and Janette - Performance #1
Choreographers: Leonardo Barrionuevo and Miriam Larici, tango
Monekys As Critics' Verdict: Perfection
Brandon and Janette are having a hard time finding the sexy during practice, but you know they will not only find the sexy but beat it into submission and make it their bitch by airtime because there is literally nothing these two can't do. I expect next week we'll see them do flamenco neurosurgery or maybe deliver Randi and Evan's fake baby while Russian folk dancing, because hell, why not?
And yes, they do make the sexy their bitch and dance the tango's ass off. There's really nothing more to say, except maybe we should all stop kidding ourselves and anoint them the winners and find something else for this time slot, like another rerun of "House."
Nigel actually gives them a freakin' standing ovation, and is joined by Mary and Toasty Oreo. See, it's not just me thinking they're all that. Nigel finally finds his words and says that their performance was as close to perfection as anything he's seen on the show, then tells Mary that a damn train better be coming. Mary said it was really outstanding, then told Brandon he wasn't disappointing, which seemed like faint praise after a standing O. She then told Janette she was flawless and FINALLY puts them both on the hot tamale train first class while shrieking like an air raid siren. Toasty Oreo said their attention to detail was amazing, then he started talking about fresh squeezed orange juice and I got so thirsty I absolutely lost my train of thought, but I don't really think he was going anywhere all that interesting with it anyway.