Cate Blanchett, Lea Michele and other stars sparkle and fade
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Bad: Scarlett Johansson
What is going on here? I feel like I'm looking at one of those pictures you're supposed to stare at for fifteen minutes until your eyes glaze over and an image of a dolphin or a grinning buddha appears. I'm sure those shoes seemed like a good idea when she was getting dressed in the dark, but everyone has to get a clue that shooties shorten your legs and, from a distance, make you look like you're wearing short black tennis socks. The pure horribleness of this is actually breathtaking. Of course, it would help if she wasn't posing like a recently lobotomized escapee from "American Horror Story" who's just happy to be out of leg irons.