Oh, LiLo. I get it. This was your Elizabeth Taylor moment. Heck, it was your Elizabeth Taylor movie. You wanted to glam it up on the red carpet. But shiny, satiny fabric is hard to pull off -- and most of the time it looks a tad cheap. Of course, the bead-dangling cut-outs that scream Moon of Tunis belly dancer aren't helping matters. And though it is wonderful to see you as a redhead again, obviously this isn't your natural shade. There's a pinkness to it that reminds one of raw meat, and there appears to be some knotting issues on your scalp that we can assume have to do with the extensions. You were going for "Gilda" glam, channeling Rita Hayworth. Such a good idea. But the catch is that these days, photographs are so much sharper and so much less forgiving. It's not too late to take it down a notch. P.S., please stop punching people. Hugs!