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19. 'Stand Up Guys'
Release date: February 1
Director: Fisher Stevens
Stars: Al Pacino, Alan Arkin, Christopher Walken, Julianna Marguiles
Why It's Terrible: In a year that featured any number of terrible films in which old guys are presented as remarkable because they are somehow capable of sitting upright without pooping themselves, this is the winner for most pandering, and the real horror of it is watching Walken, Pacino, and Arkin throw every bit of energy they can at one of the oldest cliches there is. If you're over 50 and you get a script that can be synopsized using the phrase "one last hurrah," send it back. Please.
- Drew McWeeny