Who:  Salacious Crumb

From:  'Return of The Jedi'

What we would like to see:  An epic road movie, telling the story of what happens when Salacious Crumb is accidentally carried out of Jabba The Hutt's palace and shipped to the far side of the galaxy.  His struggle to get home to his beloved corpulent gangster overlord is a heartwarming holiday comedy for the whole family.  You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll believe a creepy little bird-monkey thing actually loves his life of servitude and bondage.

- Drew McWeeny